I LOVE Shamea’s husband. Guy is fucking successful and loaded, which isn’t 100% necessary, I’m just saying it’s a bonus, AND sweetheart, talks to her and treats her so respectfully, AND a great dad??
Is that for real?? He’s literally the only Atlanta husband that’s not a pile of steaming dog shit.
He has such kind genuine eyes.
As opposed to the beady little dark empty soulless narc eyes of Oakley, Mike and Ralph. And others I know of.
I don’t get this whole ‘baby daddy’ thing. According to these ladies, a baby daddy is much different than an ex husband (that you have kids with) or just an ex?
Apparently from what I’m able to gather, according to Porsha and her cronies, (mainly Cynthia) a baby daddy has no business moving on with his life and seeing other people. And you’re allowed to boss them around and tell them what to do.
Drew arrives and the energy is immediately off.
So this is where I’m confused about Drew, but that’s not surprising.
In her yap she talks about Porsha being her ‘friend for years’ and she came to Nashville for the trip to “give an olive branch and try to talk to my friend. Somebody’s gotta put in the effort.”
HOWEVER, when she greets Angela who is very busy getting glammed, Angela advises her to look for Porsha, to say hello and wish her a happy birthday.
Drew looks at her like she has six fucking heads.
So confused.
I don’t mean to be rude, but she’s such an airhead. I get it the yaps are filmed later, but still.
And I have my blonde moments, believe me, but she is a fucking idiot.
Why wouldn’t you immediately find the hostess and say hello and happy birthday? Why do you need to be told that?? And then why do you refuse to do this when you supposedly came to do just that?
She just said she came to talk to her??? Production should have put those two scenes directly back-to-back.
These outfits are SO out there. Most of them look like hookers honestly. Especially Kelli.
She needs to fire that stylist. Pretty sure he hates her. Or he’s a pimp. Or just a bad stylist. Maybe all three. I feel like an actual hooker would think this is trashy.
Ribs for breakfast. Porsha likes her meat. And that’s all I’m gonna say. I didn’t mean anything else by it. When she was pregnant didn’t she have this big ole fucking bone-in ham in the fridge she kept gnawing on. Gross.
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So we have two group activities– whiskey tasting and Coyote Ugly bartending.
Sometimes I wish I liked whiskey. I can’t get it past my nose. It smells like ass.
Now at the whiskey tasting, Drew is back to the olive branch thing with Porsha.
Getting really really sick of the Porsha vs Drew story line. It’s kind of a YAWN, Bravo. I know this probz looked good on paper, but it actually blows.
No pun intended. It’s a last week’s ep reference. Hopefully you all get it.
Anyway Porsha is complaining about Drew at their activity.
Now we think Angela is “setting up Drew.” Maybe. They’re paid to be messy, so…
That lunch thing is discussed where it was being sold to Brit as a supportive get together after Kenya showed poster boards of some antics in her 20’s, and she gets there, and they actually seem to be defending Kenya.
It was fucked up. Can we just say it was fucked up?? It was a purposeful little fucking display designed to piss her off, for the drama of her reaction.
Then they complained about her reaction.
I might even allow ‘gas lighting’ to be used here, event though it’s still a stretch.
Can we move on?
Angela tells her she seemed ‘entitled’ in her demeanor, and then ultimately apologizes for attacking her and being bitchy.
I wasn’t really picking up on ‘entitlement.’ I was picking up on sadness.
Again, she thought she was being SUPPORTED and the lunch was to cheer her up, and it was actually, not.
I’m losing brain cells.
Drew tried to say they were being cunty towards her because they were “really missing their friend” (Kenya.)
Drew let’s calm the hell down. She’s not dead. She just wasn’t at the table. Jesus.
This is ridick.
Cynthia is absolutely the most genuine and sensible Housewife across the board throughout ALL of the franchises. Hands down.
Is it possible they’re taking the cowboy theme a little too far?? And I love to theme it up, but I just don’t know that we need to be in cow hide.
The good news is that some of them are at least somewhat covered up.
Porsha joins with a pouty face. Everyone asks her what’s wrong and she’s being cryptic.
We were all dying to know why her lip is on the floor (not really) and thank GOD it gets clarified in her yap.
Hold onto your hats people. Please remember there are people with ACTUAL problems, such as terminal illness, job losses, homelessness, but Porsha’s huge gripe she’s bitching about to the world, is that Dennis has “feeeelmed with Drew.”
This sent her over the edge you know. Because the whole ‘baby daddy’ thing is just this whole unique situation, that requires so much extra fucking delicate communication.
She says in her yap that he chose opportunity over family, and she’s “super disappointed.” Not just disappointed but ‘super disappointed.’
Porsha, you’re not a ‘family’ with this man. There’s no fucking family. You’re a single mom and have a child to a man you were never married to and only even knew a short time. Stop.
You were gold digging, as usual, and knew that he had money, so you got knocked up asap to trap the guy. And if that didn’t work, well at least you’re getting hefty child support for 18 years. Stop with the drama. Are we trying to deflect from talking about Simon, your next failed gold digging attempt??
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I don’t know about Blake, the dance instructor. Not to be bitchy but dude needs to lay off the burgers and fries.
He’s definitely confident so we’ll give him that.
They sit down for dinner and Porsha continues to sulk.
Drew knows it’s about her.
She knows how this all works.
We start discussing Angela’s and Brit’s convo at the whiskey tasting.
Angela, who seemed to take accountability and understand what she was being told, now says she really doesn’t understand.
OMG not gas lighting again.
Jesus.
Now awkwardness of Drew being uninvited, and on the trip. As she’s sitting there.
Angela tries to apologize to Porsha, and at that very moment she feels the need to turn her entire body around and look at something behind her. Okay Porsha. You’re such a fucking idiot.
Angela wants to address how she ‘stole’ Simon, because he’s such a catch you know, from that other lady he was with at the time. Not sure why this is a topic right now.
I’ll give you the answer. Because she’s a gold-digging ho!!
And look how it all worked out for her. That’s the best part.
Drew wants to know if she’s okay with her presence. She again looks like she has some kind of whiplash as she spins her neck all around to avoid looking at anyone.
Is this broad okay?? Is she like fucking tripping out or what??
She looks SO STUPID.
Stop jerking your head all around. You’re making my neck hurt just watching you.
Don’t worry, your meat is coming.
“You straight” is the carefully chosen reply when Drew asks her point blank if it’s okay that she’s here.
Is that an answer or a non-answer answer?
They leave the table. Did anyone even eat other than Porsha? I saw her taking huge bites in between fake sulking and half answers to questions. Drew claims she’s leaving the trip.
Cynthia checks in on Porsha. Why Cynthia, just why? It would be so funny to just let her sit there in her room stewing by herself with no one giving a fuck about her cryptic behavior all evening.
So it takes about .002 seconds for her to get out of Porsha that she’s pissed because she supposedly learned right before dinner that Dennis ‘feeelmed’ this producing shit he’s doing with Drew.
More brain cells are being lost. I can’t afford to lose brain ceels.
The lashes even come off, as a testament to how distraught she is.
FOLKS, THE LASHES HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING. IT’S SERIOUS.
I guess where Porsha loses me in all of this drama about Drew and Dennis, is that the relationship between her and Dennis was never to me, any type of genuine organic relationship.
The were dating for like five minutes when she purposely got knocked up. She was using the guy. So when she uses the analogy of her doing a podcast with Cynthia’s ex without letting her know, it’s an immediate eye roll.
For one thing the clock was clocking and she wanted a baby.
And he’s a successful business owner, so there you go. I recall watching when they met and were dating. She was literally even too dumb to know to not make it sound like she was gold digging and trying to trap this guy.
That’s why I can’t take her discomfort, jealousy, whatever the hell, about this seriously.
Porsha’s acting really weird. I don’t even think she’s tipsy.
I was kind of hoping she would just go to bed since she seems so distraught. But no that is not the case.
The lashes may have been ripped off, but she’s not THAT distraught. She probably should have gone to bed, given what happens later.
Her mood seems suddenly better, and she’s over her fake baby daddy drama, as they all don swim suits and head to the pool.
So more drinks were drank, some snacks were snacked, and it’s the next morning.
Angela did not partake in the pool festies, but was lurking at the window recording.
She heard Porsha say she wanted to fuck ‘Chawwwwles.’
It stands to reason she would be attracted to that dude. For reasons I hope I don’t need to get into. He just fits into the box of guys she seems to go for.
Douche bags. Cheaters. Other womens’ husbands.
She hightails it out of the pool when Angela confronts her.
Kelli is a little overcompensating and chipper when she squeals “GOOD MORNING!!” at Angela who tells her to sit down, she doesn’t want to be fake.
She leaves on her own. And I guess Drew already left.
