Wrapped up the premier with Porsha getting drilled about ‘stealing Simon’ (because he was such a catch) and Drew dating Dennis.
Allegedly Drew was seen “at a club in a matching outfit” with Dennis.
Anyway, Drew claims she discussed her music collaboration with Dennis, with Porsha, and she was fine with it.
Housewives need to stop with the overcompensating ‘confused’ expressions when they’re caught in a lie or trying to pretend they’re not doing what they definitely are. Drew is working overtime trying to look puzzled and shocked.
I love how Porsha addresses this with her emphatically, but adding “I do NOT care.” Another clue that a Housewife is pissed AF.
Later she addresses it with Dennis while at a kids’ playtime venue with Pilar, which was an extremely inappropriate time and place to have that conversation.
Drew is totally banging this guy. She claims she reached out to Porsha several times to explain and had gotten her blessing.
She doubles down on this being merely a business collab and Dennis is this angel sent from heaven to save her music career.
Her explanation is just so long and so full of needless detail that it’s hard to swallow.
Dennis claimed he has just not found one second to address this with Porsha himself.
Porsha calls bullshit on all of it, and admits her anger at Drew “is not that deep” (believe you me Porsha, absolutely NO ONE thinks you’re one bit ‘deep’) and she’s just pissed she’s ‘filming’ with her baby daddy.
This woman cares not one bit how she comes off to viewers. She’s extremely trashy and shallow.
There’s some big thing about Drew calling production to arrange a photo shoot with Porsha’s company, ‘Go Naked’ hair products and wigs.
But we know it’s really about Hot Dog Guy. She has a kid with him so he belongs to her and she can’t have him fraternizing with another bitch on the show.
It does make him look kind of thirsty, but why not let him go and make an ass out of himself. If Drew really is interested in this guy, that’s sad because from what I recall when Porsha was with him, he’s also a liar, a cheater and an all around piece of shit dude that should have been drowned at birth. That’s harsh. Just kidding.
This all seems pretty contrived anyway. Drew and her bra should just go home.
They all jump into the pool.
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Okay, so the Oakley’s. Let’s see how Mr. NBA comes across now, because I didn’t get the greatest vibe on the premier. Telling Angela her wig looks like shit and then looking kind of cranky and miserable. Looked to me like the typical dude who can’t stand to be anywhere that the focus is not on him.
So we are getting a peek with him on his own turf. Apparently he thinks all white wine is sweet, which isn’t the case but I guess I’ll let that slide. He’s a guy.
And definitely still getting the asshole vibe because he’s all in little bitch feelings that the kitchen was a mess.
I’m confused on the kid situation. She says they ‘share’ their four kids but then goes onto explain ‘his and hers’ so not sure. When you say you ‘share’ kids that means they’re yours together. But I guess not important. I think the youngest is the only one that they actually ‘share.’
Angela’s oldest, apologizes to The King that she left the kitchen not cleaned. He seems okay now. Thank God.
Angela looks the same age as her daughter.
She fills her in on the party drama and Charles is slamming dishes and drawers to drown her out since, again, he’s not the center of attention. He bitches that he “doesn’t want to hear this story” (even though she’s not even talking to him.) So, I was right.
What a douchey fucking thing to say.
God forbid his wife and stepdaughter should be having a conversation in his presence that he’s not interested in. I mean really. He looks so fucking miserable.
My initial assessment about the wig comment last week, was spot-on. It’s exhausting always being right.
He’s seeming to me that he’s not exactly ‘a dream come true’ as she described in her yap, because he cooks and cleans. He’s a fucking prick, clearly.
“The secret to loving a man like Charles is letting him be who he is.”
In other words accepting that he treats you like shit. Not really a secret. Women do it all of time, unfortunately, until they don’t.
Until you wake up one day, sick of it, and snap. Sick of the cheating, sick of the lying, sick of the constant arguing, belittling and abuse.
Now she admits in a different yap segment he’s not exactly a dream come true, and they’ve had to go to therapy for her to be ‘taught’ to deal with his dumb entitled narcissistic personality disorder shit.
She got convinced it’s okay because she has faults too.
No one is perfect, everyone has faults, of course, but being nasty and enjoying hurting people and causing trauma and distress, is not a ‘fault.’
Folks, that is called a severe disorder. Like their brain can’t process how that is wrong, and they have no ability to feel empathy for the person whose life they ruined because of some stupid fucking mommy issues.
A ‘fault’ is a minor flaw like, I don’t know, being a bad planner, or being messy… You know what I mean.
Seems like everyone in the house is afraid of pissing him off. She needs to ditch his ass. Sorry not sorry.
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I guess it’s nice that previous rivals Kenya and Porsha are now friendly. Let’s face it, Kenya doesn’t really like too many people. But you can also see how Porsha would annoy anyone.
Porsha rolls up in a Rolls ‘gifted by Simon.’ Wonder why the bank hasn’t taken that back yet.
It’s not like she was just ‘spending her husband’s money and not asking any questions’ you know. It’s not like that at all. Not even a little.
What a dummy.
I guess Kenya likes espresso martini’s now. A few seasons back when they started to be the Housewife thing, she ordered it and didn’t want it because it tasted like ‘strong coffee.’
Ummmm it’s ESPRESSO!!
I think that was the scene where she tried to snag the drink of the Housewife sitting beside her.
So Kenya.
Porsha gets immediately into the Dennis/Drew drama, and it’s all about Dennis filming with Drew. Which I kind of thought we weren’t supposed to discuss during ‘filming’ but I guess production wants to let her sound small-minded and petty.
She tries to say in her yap that his filming with Drew could compromise the growth they have had in their co-parenting relationship.
When really she’s just jealous Drew might be getting with her baby Daddy.
Didn’t she say that earlier in her rant when asked by a producer if she was worried about her friendship with Drew, that “it’s not that deep. I just don’t want her filming with my baby Daddy!!!
I guess today it IS ‘deep.’
She now refers to Dennis as ‘a brother’ as Drew did. Like an actual brother. Dennis seems to have a lot of new sisters suddenly.
She goes into her and Simon’s issues and all of his stupid excuses. He tells her when they got surrounded by a police squad getting off of a plane, it was because this one time he was caught “sitting in a car that he didn’t know was stolen.”
He was just you know, sitting in a stolen car. Just to get warm I guess?
Sounds a lot like getting caught with cigarettes as a teenager and saying “they’re not mine.” For fuck’s sake Porsha. And she’s relaying this as if she really bought that story.
Then all of the other shit started coming out about all of his problems in Nigeria.
She confirms she is the fifth wife. Woman, that alone is reason to not marry somebody. FOUR ex-wives. Four.
And all of these horrible ex’s she has, she still is not picking up on any early red flags?
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Kelli surveys her property for her chicken and waffle establishment. Her project manager tells her they’re not making the target date for their grand opening.
She ignores that.
What a terrorist her ex is right? Closed one of her locations just to be fucking fucker.
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I don’t mean to be picking on all the husbands, I really don’t, but not sure about Britt’s either. I know I’m sounding like a broken record or some sort of man hater, which I’m not. I’m just a hater of dudes that are assholes.
I think this guy, Mike even LOOKS sketchy. You don’t have to agree with me, but you should.
And then the fact that the first five seconds of their scene, she reminds him about ‘the consideration thing that they talked about’ when she asks him about watching a movie with her, and to not be on his phone.
He says he’ll ‘try’ and then this: “There you go again with that consideration again.”
I mean yeah, why on earth would you want to be considerate?? That’s just crazy talk. Jesus Christ dude. Saying this in front of a million fucking people. Mostly women, and thinks that’s okay.
I predict all of these couples will be in divorce court in two years tops.
These two will be first. He’s a fucking dick. He can’t watch a two hour movie without being on his phone? That’s too much to ask?? And he mocks her for expecting that? And what’s he doing on his phone?? Yeah, from experience, I think I know.
Nothing is appealing about this man. Does he like, smile? Photos, probably SM posts, go across the screen in which he looks pissed off in all of them.
They’re building a house or renovating a house, or is it the one they’re in? He has her convinced that you shouldn’t spend the money on making it exactly what you want because “you won’t get it out.” Which to me is stupid rationale. If you want it, do it.
She then goes on to say that this is a house they plan on renovating and selling, so whatever. She reminds him when they sell it, she gets the dream house he promised her,
Yeah she’s never going to see that ‘dream house.’ If I were her, I’d do whatever to the one they’re talking about, because that’s the one they’re going to be in when she comes to her senses and dumps him.
Why is he like always scowling?
The dog doesn’t even want to be around him, and immediately leaves the room when Brit does.
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Shamea drops in on her surrogate who was diagnosed with breast cancer while she was pregnant with Shamea’s second daughter.
It was not caused by the pregnancy which is what sometimes happens, sadly. Thankfully she is doing okay.
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Angela visits Kelli. Angela wants to have a wedding ceremony and celebration since they got married during the ‘pandemic’ and were not able to have a wedding.
Don’t even get me started.
Kelli’s CHEATER HUSBAND (yeah I had one of those…) stole $500,000 out of her business, to spend on his ho’s, presumably.
Sounds like my ex-husband making me bust my ass our entire marriage working full-time, overtime during the busy season (spring and summer) missing time with my kids, always being stressed out trying to do everything, whilst he was living like a baller, going on trips constantly, spending MY income on his fucking ho’s.
He will deny that until the day he dies, because it’s despicable and heinous. Sometimes I would look in the checkbook and see he withdrew hundreds of dollars before he went on one of his (many) ‘guys’ trips. And they weren’t ‘guys’ trips.’
But God forbid I should buy myself something, even though I worked.
I was even paying for gifts for these dumb slutty bitches.
Can’t make this shit up. CAN’T. Make. The. Shit. Up. Ya can’t. HE takes accountability for nothing.
He knows what he did. He’s going to hell for the horrible person that he is. He thinks he’s so slick but he will pay for the disgusting things that he’s done when he has to answer to it one day. Him and his accomplice, both.
Kelli says she should have an Oscar for making it appear her marriage was fine and her life was together. Girllllllll. I can relate.
You know why we pretend? Because it’s so humiliating to admit you’re in an abusive marriage, and that your husband is a bully to you and your children. While he has like 27 girlfriends. You know I wondered why I got yeast infections the whole time we were married constantly. Now I know. Like dude ya couldn’t even fucking shower first?? What a fucking hog.
And he used to get mad at me when I had them because I was ‘out of commission.’
If that’s not a slimy selfish narcissist, I don’t know what the fuck is.
Are they embarrassed? Nope. You know why?? Because a narcissist lives in a world of delusion, and they have themselves convinced they do nothing wrong, and everyone else is the problem.
They’re too goddamned stupid to know they should be ashamed.
Can’t handle the truth.
Sorry that was a bit of a rant, but you know it helps me to vent. And it is all accurate. I know it is, he knows it is. God knows it is.
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Angela meets up with Drew to work out, (we’ll see if they actually exercise, not many Housewives do) and wants to know, why of all the people to work with on her music, why Dennis??
Dennis came to the table with an offer, she claims, and it’s a business relationship only. She keeps stressing that.
Ralph still living in the house is lunacy. Dude get your own fucking place.
He’s taking her money too, just like Kelli’s ex, and mine. My income was kind of like our ‘extra’ money, and he took it to spend on his ugly sluts. Fucking disgusting.
Why would Drew even be considering getting back with this man?? All of the footage of the horrible way he treated her in past seasons? Is she serious. Leave him in the basement, lock the door and throw away the key.
Shamea who has joined, talks at the same time as Angela as she’s trying to defend Porsha and I have no idea what anyone is even saying.
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Porsha meets baby Daddy at an indoor playground that looks super cute. He tries to hug the child and she pulls away and has zero interest. That was sad to see. It makes you realize he probably rarely hugs her and he’s doing it for the cameras.
She brings up her grievance about Drew immediately because as I said earlier, this is the perfect spot for that.
She calls it “not dramatic but…” Porsha, for it not being dramatic, you sure keep whining up a storm. It’s definitely dramatic.
She claims Drew isn’t calling it business, but that’s not true, she was. Then she added all of that fluff as to how he’s her savior or whatever. That was a bit much.
Remember all of those ‘wedding specials’ that were on last year when Porsha married Simon? I forgot about it. I think I just watched part of one episode by mistake, and I was horrified.
Dennis claims that was difficult for him. Okay well she’s getting a divorce already, so that should be water under the bridge at this point, right?
Again she starts on this ‘filming’ thing, and that this is her’ territory.’ Is she a dog??
Porsha gets immediately agitated when he defends what he’s doing.
This dude just wants to be on TV. Why doesn’t he just say that?
So this has her so devastated, she cries and storms off to the bathroom.
Dennis sits here looking so dumb in his shades.
She talks to production explaining “he’s using my platform against me.” Whatever the hell that means.
I’m trying hard to understand this but can’t really relate. Rich people problems comes to mind. Or maybe just ‘Housewife’ problems.
She continues to weep in the restroom. I just feel like she has bigger fish to fry right now. Like her divorce from a scammer. There were a few yap comments where she blamed that for being distraught over this situation.
They leave and then argue in the car. He tries to explain to her that Drew is supposedly trying to promote her album, which I guess she needs him for.
I’m assuming she wants scenes of her singing and Dennis recording?
Their kid is in the back, as she listens to her mom whine about ‘filming.’
Porsha, just shut up. She’s so embarrassing to our species.
