Kyle calls paps! But give her privacy!

So here’s some Kyle Richards tea.

You may have heard that she and Mario are separately/together gallivanting around Aspen. You know the city that Kyle thinks is the bougee-est spot in all of the fucking world. How dare Kathy, who doesn’t think it’s all that, because she’s Kathy Hilton, not be dressed to the nines last season?? So the buzz is that a pap at a popular Aspen dining spot, has outed Kyle for calling them, and the press about her and Mario’s goings on. Clearly she’s want to keep their split out there, and talked about as much as possible. I assume, gearing up for the 2024 season. She’s really wanting to push the ‘Mario’s a cheater’ narrative. Which is funny to me, because I think she’s known for years, he hasn’t been faithful, but now she suddenly cares since she has a hot 30 year old girlfriend?

Looks to me like she’s trying to accomplish the Ariana Effect, and have fans and viewers feel sorry for her, so she too can cash out in a big way. Same with Olivia on Southern Charm, I believe. Neither are even close to the same situation.

So if I’m understanding, and if I’m right, which I think I’m both (as usual) now every fucking time a Housewife or Bravoleb now goes through a break-up, especially if cheating is involved, they are going to be desperate to gain the fans’ pity and sympathy, in order to profit from the situation, via endorsements, appearances, and job offers, like Ariana did. I guess they’re going to be holding out their hand, and going to these desperate embarrassing lengths to exploit their break-up and make it more dramatic than it really was?? If this is true, and I think it is, that Kyle is begging paps to come and take their pictures, I can see others following this lead. Something tells me there are going to be a lot more Bravo marriages and relationships going south, and of course, cheating. Duh.

Ariana didn’t have to beg and plead. Companies approached her. Also, viewers DID feel bad for her.

Her live-in boyfriend and partner of ten years, was fucking her good friend right in her own house. Gave it an extra little layer of OhmiGod, euuuwwww!!!

Even if she did begin seeing him when he was in another relationship, we still felt bad for her. Some people just thrive off of this chaos and ‘excitement’ I think.

Different than Kyle, who decided her marriage was over, then began to create drama, and much different than Olivia, given the fact that she and Austen were not even together, and never in an actual committed relationship, when he and Taylor did whatever they did. It’s still up in the air, but I think we all know.

This doesn’t surprise me at all;this is so on brand for fucking hypocrite desperate Kyle fucking Richards. Remember she was posting shit a few months back about respecting her fucking privacy “during this difficult time.” How difficult?? Like what in the literal fuck, Kyle?

She’s so looking for pity, and attention. In case you haven’t heard, Mario has been spotted in Aspen with some ladies, a hot influencer chick, and a Brazilian singer. I don’t really feel that bad for her. Number 1, she’s Kyle, and she’s a terrible person, so even if Mario has been cheating for years, I almost want to side with him, and Number 2, if they’re separated, he has every right to see other women. Like woman, NOBODY cares!!!

She seems to have a new girlfriend as well, so yeah – go Mario, do you thing. What’s he doing wrong? She doesn’t want to be with him. He’s cute and rich. Did she really think it would take longer than three seconds for some chick(s) to be all over him??

Girllllll, byyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!!!