Summer House

Dear Bravo: What is the exact reason we need fucking Schwartz ‘guest starring’ on Summer House? What does this man bring to the table? What is interesting about this dude

Paige and Ciara continue their convo about Craig at Kyle’s DJing in sunglasses affair. Paige, I guess, does genuinely look bothered by all of this. I would hate to think

“Myyyyyy friendshiiiiiiiip with Lindsayyyyyy has channnnnnnged soooooooo muuuuuuuuch.” Whyyyyyyyyyy doesssssss sheeeeeeee talkkkkkkkkk liiiiiiike thaaaaaaaat?? If this is how she talks on that podcast, I don’t know how people can stand

Okay, real quick, who believes for a second that Jesse Solomon got his TOE sucked? Okay Jesse, it was your ‘toe.’ Got it. Sounds reasonable. Or was it your other

Kyle approaches Craig and Paige who are still talking in the boat from last week. Paige of course is more than happy to get away from Craig. Craig is funny.

I have to be with Craig on this whole drink endorsement thing, since he is complaining about exactly what I said. Even though I hadn’t seen this scene at that

Paige and Kyle chat. Kyle apologizes for acting like a spoiled little brat. I can’t listen to Kyle whining. He should be more confident about his product that he should