Real Housewives of Orange County

I haven’t made fun of the tag lines at all yet. Actually I don’t think I’ve even heard them yet since I usually turn it on when they’re over. Yeah

Emily comparing that roller thing to Shane was kind of funny. See, even though I can’t stand her, I can recognize she has a good sense of humor when she’s

Dinner outing. Heather, Emily and Tamra. Shocker, Heather and Emily show up in head to toe black. Don’t tell Paige DeSorbo that that New Yorkers are not the only women

You’ve heard that Gretchen is baaaa-ack. Shannon is in a new rental. Heather and Terry joke about having sex. Euuw. I heard they sold the house in Beverly that they

Dumb Ass Puppet For Johnny Jackoff Alexis still sitting on the stage embarrassing herself. Is it just me or does it really seem like he’s simply using her to torture

Part 2 picks up with Jenn still insisting that Ryan was completely clueless and innocent in the gambling-money-laundering scheme. You know that 16 mill ‘wasn’t his.’ Much like when you

Here we go – second half of Part 1 where the shit goes down that’s getting Hateful Heather and Size Six(teen) Emily in some scalding hot water for their CLEARLY