Okay, let’s wrap this season up of the Kyle show, tie it up in a bow, and throw it in a land fill.
Yes Kyle, Teddi was most CERTAINLY doing your fucking dirty work! It’s your M.O.!
Just as Annemarie made a fucking fool out of herself and possibly damned near lost her job, doing your dirty work to humiliate Sutton for you.
This woman is no one’s friend. She said it herself – she and Dorit aren’t even legit friends.
Her stupid dress with her stupid wrinkled crooked shoulder pads.
She can’t admit to her conniving little games. But Dorit asking her about Mario ‘with a camera in her face’ on a reality show, I mean that’s just craziness!
She and Sutton go back and forth, and it’s mostly Kyle stuttering and stammering and making excuses.
When she’s nervous, she starts stroking and caressing her stupid Morticia strands. I think it’s also her lying or guilty tick, like when people touch their face and head when they’re lying.
Sutton: “You have been relentlessly mean to me”
I’ve been saying this in my recaps. Her snarky passive aggressive yap comments and to the others, show she is not a friend to this woman. And I hope she’s seeing this now.
“Mean jabs” as Sutton puts it and that is accurate. But Kyle, the perpetual victim, goes into how she was so wronged and hurt that they asked her about her separation from Mario and her lesbian affair at the weed dinner.
“I love Sutton, I consider her my friend” Jesus H Christ lady, I hate to see how you treat someone that you don’t like.
The ‘other’ three look at her like she’s nuts.
Why Sutton continues to tolerate her, I don’t know. Does she really not realize Kyle is behind the eating disorder, alcoholic and faking her medical condition ‘story lines.’
Sutton says she misses her?? She MISSES the bitchy passive aggressive comments, ridiculing, and the constant shit talking behind her back??
Euuuwwwkay.
Andy makes them hug for whatever reason. Why, Andy why?? Kyle is so fucking phony., and you know this.
Sutton makes a comment about not letting her fall. Something was going on with her health or stability.
What’s with Erika’s pissy smug face during this fake hug? I’m assuming she also knows Kyle actually hates her. I’m sure those two conspire as well, for their little schemes and head games against her.
Guess no one was aware other than Kyle of course, of Kathy’s ‘guest appearance’ we should probably call it.
We’re all confused. I think it was a combo of Andy’s boner for anyone with the last name ‘Hilton’ – he’s probably wanting her back next season, and for Kyle to have some type of back-up. Who knows.
Sutton seems immediately uncomfortable, and even scared, with the announcement, so something is amiss here. Remember previously she and Kathy were buddies, which Kyle hated when they weren’t speaking. Kyle is probably behind this too. Anything against Sutton, Kyle is in on it, or in charge. It’s probably payback to her for being friends with Kathy when they weren’t speaking. So she turned the tables. Nothing makes this dummy happier. That’s how mature she is. SHE has a vendetta against Sutton because she’s threatened by her.
She’s suddenly complaining that she’s hot.
Kathy looks like she got a fresh round of extra botox injections. Her face is like completely frozen. She’s in her mid-60’s and there’s nary a wrinkle or crinkle in sight. She can barely move her mouth.
Sutton’s expressions and body language are really making me wonder, what IN the hell happened?? Who did what? Who said what?? What did Kyle do? How is she involved?
Andy’s so worked up and excited by the entrance of Kathy.
Annemarie gets bumped to the other couch to make room for the Queen, who was not part of the s how this season, at all. Kim was on a handful of eps, where’s she?
“Have you seen the shows this season?”
“I watch all of the clips.”
Her diss at Andy is kind of funny –it’s like another ‘Who is Hunkydory?’ moment. She likes WWHL because it goes by so quick. I find it hard to believe that was off the cuff, but maybe. It is over in the blink of an eye. And I’ve noticed after the first ten minutes, it goes down hill, and they start the silly games and whatnot. The tea is always in the first ten minutes.
I think Andy wants to cry.
Kyle and the nervous hair srroke as soon as he starts to talk about her and Kathy’s argument last season in Aspen.
We need to tape her hands in her lap or something. It’s so annoying.
Sutton seems to have relaxed a little. Maybe she took a little hit of her travel size Ocean Spray.
As they flash on some of the scenes, the ‘weed dinner’ specifically, I am reminded of why Sutton was at odds with Kathy. Kathy thought she should have stuck up for her in the press last season, and she said something that Kathy got pissed off about.
She is laughing at Erika’s comments about the ‘power of Kathy Hilton’ ruining your life as you know it, as a Bougee Beverly Hillser, should she choose to do so.
That was a little over the top. Bottom line is that Erika is so envious of Kathy. I mean, we’re all jealous of her life, but it’s worse for Erika becasuse Kathy’s life is the life she thought she would be leading throughout her 50’s, 60’s and beyond.
Pretty sure she was hoping Tom would be dead by now, she would have inherited the house and his millions, and would be footloose and fancy free like Kathy Hilton shopping all day, and going on bougee vacays.
What was the detail that she missed?? Where did she fuck up her little plan? Let’s see, that would be, running amuck like some kind of spending fiend, money grubbing shopaholic, and blowing through every last cent and asset that the poor old dude had, as well as other peoples.’
So keep that in mind as you see her talking about, or interacting with Kathy. She thought SHE would be some fucking icon with a bottomless pit of money that people worshipped and were afraid of.
Instead, she’s a humiliated washed up trashy broke-ass ho, with a mountain of law suits and debt, having to resort to booty calls by 70 – 80 year-olds.
Okay I’m off of my Erika hate train. For now. But you know, I am right.
This thing between Kathy and Sutton must really be something more than what she described. Sutton looks ready to puke. Like Annemarie’s vendetta against her, it has Kyle written all over it.
And with that, she suddenly sort of falls backwards. How you lose your ‘balance’ when you’re sitting, I don’t know.
This woman might have serious legit health problems. Drinking really heavily and eating really light cannot be good for your body. She comes off to me as really frail. I’m not trying to do a Kyle and ridicule her issues. I do think there may be some truth to both conditions, but Kyle, and Annemarie should NOT have been using her addiction and eating disorder as a topic to gossip and make fun of her about.
Kyle did the exact same thing to her sister, and it’s sick. Then she wants to sit here crybabying and bellyaching about the girls asking her about Mario and his alleged cheating, and her alleged girlfriend.
Do we think this was fake because she was afraid Kathy was going to bring up this whatever it is, (that Kyle put her up to) that has her so freaked out? I’m thinking this issue is what Kyle was referring to last week when she accused Sutton of keeping some secret that she’s not sharing on the show, when she made that weird face.
Everyone is fussing, and Erika and Kathy talk about the holidays and purposely ignore her. Erika fans on the chats were saying how hilarious that was. I think it makes her look like the fucking See You Next Tuesday that she is. Both of them actually. It was all well and good the season when the Tom shit came to light, and Erika was blubbering and slobbering all over the place, and everyone was fussing over her.
A medic comes over as Andy fans her. Her BP is high, and she’s shaking. Guess Erika was right about her power over people. Kathy was doing the rich people laugh over that comment, like “Oh don’t be sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I would NEVER!!’
Even Kyle, who has no empathy for anyone other than herself, is managing to act concerned. I guess it’s this neuropathy that makes her dizzy and unsteady?
I fear that she is more ill than what we all think. Well Kyle can have that on her head for the rest of her life should something happen to her.
So she leaves the reunion set (she had said later that the set made to look like being at the top of Beverly Hills, is what made her feel dizzy. Sounds weird, because that was all to her back.)
Kyle is being really sweet actually, or doing a great job pretending to be. I’m proud of her. Kathy continues to stare into her phone. Something is up with those two. Kathy knows something, and was ready to spill.
Kathy tells Kyle she was ‘about to go at her and she knew it.’ Well, there you have it. What IS going on? That’s what I want to know. Well here’s the real Kyle. She smirks and laughs out loud, and does the hair thing. So she WAS pretending to care. She did the hair thing because she was lying. Honestly, this is probably THE very reason for Kathy’s appearance.
I don’t get why they all gotta sit and massage Kathy’s ego like this. Okay, we get it, she’s the second coming of Christ I guess, because she’s married to Rick Hilton, the hotel real estate whatever mogul. It’s all ludicrous that they’re giving her all of this credit, because she’s dumb as a rock.
I don’t know why we’re going back to 2011 and rehashing Mario opening The Agency which started the riff between them. We all know about this. The fucking details of the days of the week he gave his notice and left, twelve years ago – WHO CARES? This is why we brought Kathy on? To talk about Mario and 2011?? Kyle cuts it off, and that’s probably the first time I will give her any real credit for anything.
Random wardrobe comment, that I always have, I thought I liked Garcelle’s dress, but I decided that I really don’t. She could have done better than head to toe long sleeved bronze sequins. It looks kind of cheap. Also makes her boobs look weird and small, and we know she has boobs.
Sutton is still getting evaluated by the medics in her trailer. Garcelle is by her side because she’s a good friend, and that’s what good friends are supposed to do, Kyle.
She does seem to be feeling better, but they insist that she should go to the hospital. Another needless Housewife hospital trip. First reunion one though!
Nurses probably all roll their eyes when they see a Housewife coming in to the ER.
Kyle does the hair thing when Andy announces what’s going on. She’s probably disappointed. I’m sure she was really excited to see Kathy attack her for whatever their disagreement is.
I’m sick of hearing about Kathy and fucking Kyle. I don’t care!!! I feel like VPR’s Ariana right now “I don’t wanna hear about fucking Raquel!!”
Kathy’s hair salon story, I don’t get it. “There was no music and nobody was there!” WHAT?
I mean really, Kathy?? No music at the salon??? How do you even function?? She couldn’t even request Billie Jean!! Kyle reaches over to console her over this horrific experience. You can’t make this shit up!
Is it not safe to call that a rich people’s problem?? Fuck’s sake!! And what does she mean ‘no one was there?’ Was there not a stylist? So confused. She sounds like an idiot.
Kudos to the ladies for trying hard, but failing, to look like this was some sort of interesting or heartwarming story.
Andy’s like “oh that’s really nice – here’s a kleenex…” I’m sure he’s thinking ‘wow I’m SO glad I’m gay.’
Kathy calls herself more sensitive than Kyle. Okay, they’re both insensitive bitches. Let’s call it even.
So this has become the Kyle and Kathy Reunion for whatever fucking reason.
Andy cracks me up with his flimsy. “I’m sorry, watch” as Kyle sarcastically thanks him for the intro as we segue into Kyle and Mario’s marital problems.
He doesn’t even try to act like he gives a shit. Gotta love Andy.
Somehow, I never caught that episode of the ‘tattoo’ dinner with Mario’s parents. Not sure what I was doing that I fell behind. But from the clips I’ve seen, I imagine it being so cringy and annoying. Was Kyle honestly, as a 54 or 55 year old woman, with three adult daughters and a teenager, walking around ranting about her stupid fucking pathetic non-visible tattoos? Her daughters were looking at her like they wanted to smack her.
I can’t even see any of her daughters acting like that. No wonder Mario was telling her to shut the fuck up. You could tell he was so irritated. I’ve never even heard him talk to her like that, and it was needed.
No wonder he can’t stand her. He has been putting up with her childish antics for almost thirty years, and he is OVER IT. My critique would be, he should have divorced her a long time ago, instead of running around having affairs.
And this cryptic “things happened I couldn’t forgive…I lost my trust…” and the like. It’s clear that he was banging some co-workers. It’s pretty fucking obvious. He has these offices in different areas and countries that he’s going to, probably traveling with various gorgeous women. Do the math. Then they’re dumb enough to have their daughters working at The Agency. Of course they’re picking up on shit. I think that’s when things started coming to a head.
It comes across as like she knew he was fucking around, and it was okay, but maybe he fucked around with someone he wasn’t supposed to?? Maybe there were some ‘rules’ in the cheating??
Andy points out that since the show started, there were always rumors of Mario’s infidelity. There were rumblings, but it’s funny to me that none of these bitches have ever spoken out and officially came forward, or ended up with his lovechild. Come on, women love to kiss and tell when they’re hooking up with someone famous. It’s Monica Lewinsky syndrome.
It seems like Kathy doesn’t really know Kyle, with some of the things that she’s saying. Like, “it’s not like you’d be jealous” when Andy brings up Mario doing DWTS. Kyle: “OOOOh yes I would.” I would even know that. Kyle is very threatened by other women when it comes to him. Duhhh, Kathy.
Forgive me, I don’t watch DWTS, so I don’t know much about his performance.
But wow, that seems crude to dedicate a dance to her that’s really provocative and suggestive with his partner. Plus they were even seen holding hands, and out together. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little pleasure from it. Keep in mind she was publicly having an affair with Morgan, so he probably WAS doing kind of a ‘fuck you.’
“It’s nobody’s fucking business” is her answer to a viewer question of why she’s not just spitting it out.
Nobody’s fucking business? Don’t even get me started on that again.
But I guess I have to. Everyone else’s troubles, addictions, affairs and marital problems are the viewers’ business?? But Kyle’s isn’t?
She’s bitched at others about this in the past, but you know Kyle Richards is a producer of the show and gets to make her own rules? NO, she’s not.
That gets an eye roll from Erika, and we know why. But she doesn’t speak up. I really want to know what the deal is with those two. They must have some sort of pact to not go after each other.
This is Erika, she loves to confront and speak her mind. In this case she’d even be right. Why wasn’t Tom’s stealing and scandal ‘no one’s fucking business.’ And she did kind of try. Also I want to add, Andy wouldn’t have tolerated that reply from any other Housewife. Guaranteed.
Now the hair caress. She caresses them when she’s feeling nervous, and pulls at them when she’s feeling guilty or smug.
Kyle does not appreciate Kathy’s analysis of her marriage over the past handful of years. She denies that there have been issues for three – four years.
Actually based on what I was seeing on the show, I would totally corroborate that.
They hadn’t really been arguing, so the queues were kind of subtle, but you could definitely tell he was annoyed by her presence trying to pretend that he wasn’t. Don’t believe me? Read my recaps from the last two seasons. I was picking up on the phoniness. And apparently so was Kathy.
Kyle says that’s not correct, but it kind of contradicts what she’s been saying, that things have been building up over the years. Whatever, she’s talking in circles.
Of course she obviously denies the truth, and won’t own her lesbian affair. Not that there’s anything wrong it, so just say it.
After filming wrapped of the reunion, last month is when Morgan got pissed off at her, and I’m sure it was due to her denying their relationship. I’m sure she promised Morgan she would come clean, but just couldn’t in the moment. That’s so sad and such a shitty way to treat your new girlfriend, Kyle! But so on brand as to how you treat people!
“Did you all think they were together?” Andy addresses the team. Of course they did. Like anyone with a brain would. Have you seen the pictures??
Crystal is the first to answer ‘yes.’
“TABLOIDS??” Kyle demands.
No you dumb brainless bitch, the pictures that YOU were posting on Insta, you fucking moron!!
Which, I assume, lead to the ‘tabloids.’ So technically I guess she’s right. Such a Kyle answer.
Fuck. Am I in an ulterior universe right now? I’m feeling like I feel when I watch the fucking news.
Pretty sure Andy knows she’s full of shit.
This picture – come ON! And she’s going to sit here and do the ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ thing?? Telling us we’re not seeing what we’re seeing??
I don’ t know about you, but when I sit on someone’s lap, it’s someone I’m in a relationship with, or being flirty with. Really flirty.
Dorit agrees with Crystal.
There goes the hair flip.
The music video gets questioned, where they are a couple and make out. But you know we’re all CRAZY for thinking she’s into her, and has become a lesbian. Erika’s getting agitated again, but says nothing. She’s afraid she’ll get the ax if she speaks up? I don’t know. But I wish someone would figure it out.
Her excuse is lame and makes no sense. I’m sure that pissed off Morgan too. This poor girl. She doesn’t even know what she’s getting into. Kyle is just not a good person by any stretch, and Morgan seems like such a pure and innocent soul.
Kyle is using her for her lesbian era, which may be temporary and it’s obviously her rebound relationship. If you can even call it a relationship.
Kathy tells her not to be embarrassed, as she stammers and lies about Morgan.
Andy: “Is there anything going on between the two of you?” She stalls by asking for clarification. My God.
Now the “umm well, I mean, well, I don’t know…” answers that she’s been giving all season about Mario and Morgan. Jesus I am over this.
Okay finally the wrap-up of this debacle.
Annemarie, girllllll, you are donezo as far as Housewives. You’re not even going to be ‘a friend.’ Girlfriend made the mistake of listening to Kyle who cares for no one, and only has her own best interest, money and fame, at heart.
Kathy jabbers on sounding like a fucking airhead, how she appreciates their ‘sisterhood.’
Oh WhatEVER Kathy, they’re all a bunch of back stabbers that get paid to ruin each other’s lives, or at the very least, embarrass the crap out of each other every single week.
They didn’t do a cheers at the end. Probably Kyle asked to skip it. Cuz she’s the boss!! She’s literally running the show!
And one last snarky comment before I go – Mario owns 100 real estate offices – how hard can it be for him to find his own place??
