Okay Part 2 of of Part 2. Sorry I had to break it up. I was seeing it was getting too long.
I want to pick up by saying Kyle telling Sutton “you started the season just to come after me” is such a hypocritical statement. Why don’t we just change the name of the franchise to “Real Hypocrites of …” It would be so easy. The acronym wouldn’t even have to change. I’m going to pitch it to Andy.
I also want to add more to the lunacy of Kyle bitching at Dorit for asking about her and Mario when she was “in her car with a camera in her face”
The cameras are placed in the vehicles for a reason, not just to show how pretty you look in the afternoon sunshine. Garcelle makes a gesture, and I’m sure also thinking this. Who does woman thinks she is???
Thirteen years huh??? And she still doesn’t get the drill? I recall an infamous limo scene involving Kim where there were things brought up ‘with a camera in her face.’ Good thing after a ton of surgeries and two new noses, she’s pretty, if you get my drift.
No one seems to believe PK and Dorit are ‘better than ever.’ To me, a lowly viewer, it seems like PK doesn’t care if she lives or dies. He needs to just cut the cord now, and move to London and shack up with Boy George and live happily ever after.
I wonder about the caption – Boy George is ‘Dorit’s friend.’
Kyle continues to make excuses for not sharing what was happening with Mario. She tries to say she wanted to be alone, when there was photo after photo of her traipsing around LA with her much younger lesbian lover.
Poor Erika again, trapped between Tweedle-Dipshit and Tweedle-Dumb Ass, listening to this lunacy.
What was even Erika’s shtick this season? She wasn’t a lush, no one wanted to talk about Tom anymore, although she did try, and she’s not dating anyone, just banging random dudes in secrecy because no guy wants to be seen with her.
Erika could have easily had third seat. and let these two sit next to each other hashing this shit out. Dorit is making good points that Kyle is struggling to discredit.
She goes on and on with a diatribe of fucking excuses as to why she shouldn’t have been required to talk about her life. She’s been married all her adult life, her kids, she wasn’t ready, her dogs, her this her that…
Bottom line is if she was not willing to spill the tea on her new girlfriend and her Sandoval-Ariana-style separation from Mario, production should have told her she couldn’t be filmed, or accept the dreaded ‘friend’ downgrade.
As they disassemble for a break, you hear Garcelle under her breath “that was a long-winded conversation.”
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Tone deaf Erika, in more ways than one, her turn for the floor. She must be so relieved to not have to sit and listen to the chihuahuas on either side of her.
Still can’t believe she would have the nerve to pretend to sing ‘It’s Expensive to Be Me.’
Yeah Congrats on your ‘residency’ $2.00 tickets.
For two dolla this ho can lip synch away to horrible songs, and make ya holla!!
Crystal smirks. I did research that, and it was true. On third party websites they were down to $1.00 – $7.00. They give Sutton a hard time for pointing it out in one of her yaps. Seriously? The way that fucking ho has treated Sutton? She doesn’t have that coming?
Of course fucking Kyle and Dorit JUMP to Erica’s defense. You know Kyle, the one that she wanted eviscerated because she didn’t think it was fair she had to address her embarrassing troubles, but Kyle was allowed to hide a separation from her husband and a new girlfriend.
You notice Erika was quiet (I know!) and didn’t have much to say about the $7.00 tickets, so you know full well it was legit. She looks embarrassed actually. Sutton should have thought of the “I was being a showman and giving the people what they wanted” comment before Andy offered it.
And speaking of which, why the fuck would Dorito be defending her after her comment at BravoCon. What fucking power does Erika have over these bitches??
Never saw Erika so fucking quiet. Ever.
Did anyone watch ‘Bet it all on Blonde?’ Hope she didn’t bet a lot. I quickly switched the channel. I didn’t even want it on as background chatter as I worked on my articles. No interest.
Why would Bravo give her her own platform? Very poor taste, even for Bravo.
Erika’s been seen around town with a new sugar daddy candidate, a friend of Tom’s. This broad has no shame. She refers to him as her ‘private lawyer.’ Private lawyer?? What in the fuck is a private lawyer? Is that like a Private Dancer??
You know damned well she was banging this dude. Or trying to. I’m assuming he’s like 80 also.
I love the faces of the non-Erika-ass-lickers on the other couch when she delivers her fucking lies and BS. I respect underdogs and free thinkers.
Does she really think knowing what we know, any dude with ANY money, even like a little nest egg, will have her? She’s going to have to settle for the booty calls for the rest of her days. I hope they’re at least worthwhile. Wouldn’t be shocked if there was money being left on the dresser.
Erika and the “what others think I should say” excuse for her dismissal of the clients that Tom stole from. Okay, Erika people that don’t have a black heart and NO soul, would think you would try to at least sound like you give a shit about people that your husband robbed, fucking ROBBED, and then either transferred that money to you, or bought you shit with it.
And she acts like she wasn’t supposed to talk about it since it was an active court case. But she didn’t mind saying thinks like “I don’t give a fuck about anyone else but me.” And the endless bragging about the earrings.
I don’t even have the fucking words to write on this screen in response to her replying “I cannot” when asked what the reasoning was for her meeting with the victims that Tom stole from. Other than her lawyers made her do it, which she admits.
This fucking cunty hag is so devoid of any type of emotions or fucking warmth whatsofuckingever, and it’s just so hard to sit and watch.
I think she’d make a good new bitch for my ex. She’s tall, she’s married, she’s a ho, and she’s also off her rocker. This bitch would give him a run for his money though. Oh wait, no never mind.
One of her paychecks was in a client trust fund, she shares. Andy assumes she did that voluntarily, but she totally shoots that down. I mean, wow, just wow. She was complaining about it, Andy, lay off the fucking coke.
Do you actually think she would relinquish her OWN MONEY for these people that she and her husband stole from? Get a grip dude.
Does Tom have dementia? Does he not? We don’t know. Crystal thinks he’s faking it, to avoid prosecution and jail. Probably. Remember these two are a couple a fucking shysters. Erika gets defensive about it. So in other words, yes, Crystal, he is faking it.
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And we have THE Kathy Hilton making her entrance into hair and makeup. Whatever did we do to deserve THIS? I have no idea.
She’s in the infamous slippers similar to what Kyle taunted her about in Aspen. She’s going to be carrying a purse again. I’m convinced it still has to be a subtle ‘fuck you’ to Kyle for ridiculing her purse when they were in Aspen.
What Kyle doesn’t seem to get, is that Kathy isn’t trying to impress anyone or prove any point that she has money, like Kyle constantly does. It’s new money vs old money. Kathy could care less what these women think of her because she thinks they’re all peasants and pathetic. Kyle is desperate for their approval and admiration.
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Kathy shares Kyle gossip with her glam squad, but really for the cameras. She says that Kyle and Mario have been not doing well for three – four years.
Yeah, whatever, I called that one. Read back my recaps from the last two seasons. He could barely even stand to do scenes with her, or even speak to her. And he was always stoned.
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Sutton is on the hot seat over the Magic Mike Meltdown. Kyle is already smirking.
Fucking Kyle, she’s such a fucking twat.
I wonder if Sutton can get an Ocean Spray brand deal. Probably not, I’m guessing they don’t want to encourage people carrying the mini-bottles in their purses mixed with alcohol. But it would be funny. She seems to always make sure she says ‘Ocean Spray’ grapefruit juice.
She admits she overreacted about the cunnilingus simulation. She did. I just think if it bugged you, look away, or make an excuse, and quietly leave. It’s a male stripper show, it’s not for pearl clutching. It honestly didn’t need to go to the place it went. But you know whatever, maybe she was being a ‘showman.’
Erika’s moment when she demanded Sutton apologize to the dancers on the elevator, I don’t know why we’re all acting like this was impossible to plan.
All she had to do was text one of them, and tell them to come up to their floor. She’s so entertaining. Not.
Sutton drones on about her ex, and it’s boring. Andy pretends to understand women.
He calls on Annemarie who I forgot was here, about what he thinks about Sutton revealing her monthly alimony figure that she gets.
She comes from a world where “we don’t talk about money.” Oh okay.
I guess she also comes from a world where it’s super cool and chill for health professionals to ridicule others about eating disorders, and accuse them of lying about their condition.
Girl, bye. One and done Housewife. Thanks to Kyle. Hope she dumps that ‘amazing’ asshole that’s fucking scoring his wife.
Victim/Martyr Kyle again: “How dare you ask about why I’m not wearing my wedding rings when my kids were upstairs!” (Kids’ ages 15, 23, 26 – just for reference)
I love how Erika stayed out of Kyle and Dorit arguing, but is happy to interfere with Kyle and Sutton all day long.
That’s it. I hate Kyle and I hate Erika so much. This is why we don’t need Rinna, and why she’s not missed. These two do just fine to account for the necessary villain energy. More than enough.
