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Below Deck 1/3 – Super Sized

The first few minutes is basically jaw wired shut chick crying and whining. She has destroyed the entire vibe of the dinner. They are preparing for the nighttime “silent disco” on the beach. Cocktails should get things going. They do enjoy this music in the headphones thing, and the campfire Wired shut chick has shut

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Roasted Broccoli and Veggie Pizza !!!

Prepared Pizza Crust – I LOVE Wewalka – it’s a European brand I recently noticed in my grocery store, and started using. I do have a from-scratch dough recipe I’ve been using for years, but this crust is sooo good, why hassle with it? I hope you can find it in your area ! If

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Below Deck 12/20

Rewatching the end of last week’s Episode and I do see, now that I’m watching better, that dreaded word was part of the song lyric. She should have realized to not use it. But it also shows her randomly saying it as they were walking on their night out. So it’s a sensitive time for

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Below Deck 12/13

Remember we ended with Jake and Rayna arguing about coffee mugs on the deck in earshot of everyone, including guests. Jake really IS being an ABSOLUTE DICKHOLE TO RAYNA. Eddie – dude – bad pick for Lead Deckhand. Bad pick for someone in a management role. Did you talk to him about his style of

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Below Deck 12/6

Kicking off tonight with the hot hot hot make out session with Jake and Fraser in the van on way home. Fraser is feeling very awkward. Jake the player could not care any less, and is very non chalant. But Fraser is feeling awkward. He has been preaching about boat hooking up being a bad

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Below Deck 11/29

Eddie is feeling extremely on his high horse and full of himself, and pissed about the cushions blowing away, and is getting kind of stern and scary that the deck team needs to get THEIR SHIT TOGETHER so he can sit up in “the wheel house” doing his “1st Officer” or whatever thing and kissing

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