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Below Deck 1/16/23
I was watching a little of the repeat episode they aired at 7pm, and a ‘never before scene’ where Camille was talking to her dad, and she’s all, “can you believe the 2nd stew thinks I’m slow?” Dad says – “well you don’t like to work.” And there you have it folks. Not that we

Below Deck 1/9/23
Camille storming into the cabin where Alissa was working and threatening her to get the fuck out was really something else. This chick is really something else. Not in any kind of good way. “I’M IN HERE AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING HERE, PLEASE GET OUT!! Okay Captain Crazy. She’s actually making the bed. You can

Below Deck 1/2/23
Afternoon of tennis and tequila. What else would make playing and/or watching tennis more sufferable? Why tequila of course! Apparently Camille breaks a lot of glasses. I might have admit I have that in common with Miss Lazy Camille. I’ve broken so much shit recently. Including a big think glass pyrex serving bowl. That made

Below Deck 12/19/22
Captain still breaking his departure news to the crew. “I’ve made a decision to leave the boat. I’ve given myself a plane ticket home.” Hahaha gotta love him throwing that in! He says it’s round trip and once he gets his issue taken care of he’ll be back. He’s like Arnold. He’ll be bawwwk !

Below Deck 12/12/22
So the missing cooler saga continues from last week. “I don’t know where they are, I’m not gonna do my job.” Alissa mimics Camille, and does it quite well. That was basically her response. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the cooler is kind of important, especially when she just announced she

Below Deck 12/5/22
Here we go, ep # 2 or 3?? I love my Queen Rachel having her own room! As she should! Still think this boat looks so colonial and antiquated. Needs an update in the worst way. Katie is sleeping right through her alarm. Which I would be totally doing too. Why can’t they just have