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Below Deck 12/13
Remember we ended with Jake and Rayna arguing about coffee mugs on the deck in earshot of everyone, including guests. Jake really IS being an ABSOLUTE DICKHOLE TO RAYNA. Eddie – dude – bad pick for Lead Deckhand. Bad pick for someone in a management role. Did you talk to him about his style of

Below Deck 12/6
Kicking off tonight with the hot hot hot make out session with Jake and Fraser in the van on way home. Fraser is feeling very awkward. Jake the player could not care any less, and is very non chalant. But Fraser is feeling awkward. He has been preaching about boat hooking up being a bad

Below Deck 11/29
Eddie is feeling extremely on his high horse and full of himself, and pissed about the cushions blowing away, and is getting kind of stern and scary that the deck team needs to get THEIR SHIT TOGETHER so he can sit up in “the wheel house” doing his “1st Officer” or whatever thing and kissing

Chocolate Chip Strawberry Pancakes
1 ½ cups flour 3 ½ tsp baking powder ¾ tsp salt 1 T sugar 1 ¼ cup milk 1 egg 1 tsp vanilla 3 T melted butter Approximately 4 T of mini chocolate chips Approximately ½ cup or so of strawberries, cut up into small pieces. Small amount of extra chips and berries for

Below Deck 11/22
Eddie talks about, and continues to make a huge deal out of “having the chief stew” on his shoulders. So what. Jake: she’s my fiance, but not my girlfriend ???? We’re not really in a relationship, wait — what ??? If you’re in no way ready for marriage and she’s not your girlfriend, dude she

Below Deck 11/15
Reviewed last week’s episode – what a rude ass mother fucker this dude is. How is this ok ? Overly aggressive is right, as Eddie says. Fraser is also right, this classless abusive shithead does NOT belong on a mega yacht. Is there a trailer park nearby? I live for Fraser’s accent – I researched