Daisy continues to reassure Colin, and Gary continues to stomp around the boat.
Tonight is the ‘Anything But Clothes’ party. Hopefully these dudes can curtail their drinking, and this will go off without anybody killing each other. Crew is to be participating in the no clothes theme. I do kind of like when the guests get the crew involved in shit. It has to break up the monotony a little bit for them.
Dinner is being served and nobody is inebriated, arguing, and puking in the sink. These losers are fucking slobs.
Of course fucking Gary has to be a center of attention with the traffic cone covering his teeny teeny weenie. I don’t know what he’ s supposed to be but he looks idiotic.
Chase would probably need like three of those to cover his. One of the guys asks if he needs a Viagra and he says, “don’t worry I have no trouble with that.”
I think they exhausted themselves, and they go right to bed after dinner. Yay for the crew.
Gary, right on queue, starts drilling Colin and about Daisy. He just doesn’t stop. He’s either drilling Colin or Daisy about their love life.
It’s just so weird. I’m so annoyed with Colin for not calling him out about this bullshit. Colin is a fucking pussy, and it’s extremely disappointing. And again, big tough guy in his yaps, but nothing to his face.
I guess I was a little premature and saying that the guests went right to bed. The couple that is NOT the throuple wants to hang out on the deck, and have a sword fight, then they proceed to piss off of the edge of the boat. These dudes are literally fucking imbeciles. I have a hunch that they got a huge discount on this charter. Bravo probably needed one more charter to fill up the season for filming, and they probably got this shit for a song and dance. There’s no way these assholes are even anything close to refined peoples. No class. It’s gross.
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It’s a new day, and best part, these dudes are leaving. It feels like forever they’ve been on board. Alex gives Gary, what I assume is fake and sarcastic type accolades for being a great teacher to him.
Gary just ignores this, and doesn’t even acknowledge that he’s speaking to him.
This is all over girl that he doesn’t really give a shit about anyway. He treats women like they are are some sort of prize to be won. Does Daisy really not realize that’s all she is to him too?
Gary’s bored, and approaches Mads in laundry, and demands to know where they stand?
She should be like – “dude we stand in two different fucking continents. Like shut up, and even if you did live on the same street as me, I still wouldn’t date you.” That would get him all flustered.
He as her cornered basically in the laundry, room where she can’t escape. I’m sure that this was by design. She has to give him an answer so that he leaves her the fuck alone. If this was in an open area, she could just walk away. She tells him again it wasn’t serious.
Then Gary in his yap, arms crossed like looking like a fucking four year old that didn’t get his away. He whines that he wishes she would’ve ‘let him know.’
Producer tells him that she totally did, and they proceeded to flash on several scenes of her telling him this. I would’ve so loved to have seen how much different this would have all shaken out, had Mads gotten all clingy like Trashley last season, or that Sydney chick, the previous season. He would have been annoyed and so disinterested.
Glenn wants to sail back to the drop-off, and this inconveniences Daisy having to clear the breakfast dishes from the table.
Glenn how dare you sail??
Daisy just wants to lollygag, flirt with Gary and Colin, and drag them into her cabin and have dramatic ‘love triangle’ talks.
Can she ever stop making everything all about her? I don’t mean to be like that, she’s not the worst I’ve seen when it comes to that description, but there was no reason to piss and moan about clearing the breakfast dishes in a hurry.
Girllll – come on, chop chop. You’re making like 2 or 3000 for these two day charters, in addition to whatever Bravo is paying, in addition an hourly rate, I assume.You’re seriously going to piss and moan about hurriedly collecting dishes from the table?? With help??
Ileisha – she’s breaking my heart. She goes up onto the deck as they’re sailing back, and it was so strange to see her there. I think she’s being serious and genuine when she says it ‘s her first time up there. Poor thing – love her, love HER. We need her back. I want her back. She needs to come back. I loved when the mom said that she’s never seen a chef that’s so teeny.
Lucy again, just so very tolerant and sweet and doesn’t tell Mads to just to shut the fuck up. She doesn’t give a shit about her fucking banging Gary, and the constant drama of it all.
What’s so funny to me, is that there actually are two love triangles going on, and Gary is involved in both of them. He’s part of the Colin and Daisy triangle, and also with Mads and Alex. Like make it make sense.
It just shows he doesn’t give a shit about these girls. How can he be both distraught about Mads and Daisy? It’s just all about him being the center of attention.
Mads tells Lucy that she thinks he’s more into Daisy than her. Whatever They’re all getting off of this fucking boat, and all going to different fucking countries. Did I mention that?
These fucking slobs are packing their shit and good fucking riddance. Don’t don’t let the fucking sails hit you in the ass.
Chase just try to be funny and then pretends to lie down on the ground as a guests walk away, just to signify, yay it’s over, I’m exhausted! Gary just being Gary, and he’s such a fucking douche bag scolds him and embarrasses him. It was no big fucking deal. The guests were literally walking away and they were almost completely out of sight with their backs to them.
And if they did, they probably would’ve thought it was funny too.
Furthermore who even cares, with these fucking nimrods who couldn’t flush the fucking toilet.
Daisy, of course chimes in with Gary, because that’s like what she does now. She reminds me of my fucking sister, and her fucking idiot husband. Every time he came up with some hair up his ass about something stupid that made no sense, she always just fucking echoed what he said like some Stepford Wife.
The best part is, when he tells them to have some common decency. Seriously Gary??
I feel bad for Chase. He was literally just trying to make a joke and be funny.
So the tip sucked. Told ya these were a bunch of lowlifes that could barely even afford this so of course their tip was the bare minimum. Gross motherfuckers, leaving their shit and piss in the toilet, and puke in the sink. They oughta be ashamed of themselves.
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The crew is all cranked up and ready for their final night out. Glenn will be joining them for a drink.
It’s sunset, and the view at this restaurant is fucking stunning.
Glenn wants to do ‘highs and lows’ and Daisy gets all emotional, crying about Glenn being hard on her or something. She admits to how she gets defensive. We’ll see how much this changes next season. I foresee that it doesn’t. I do like Daisy. She does a good job. She’s very sweet and motivating to her stews. I love that about her, but she does need to get her head out of her ass. For chrissakes, there was a fucking dude bleeding from his head, the guys were trying to dock, and she was paying no attention to her radio or job whatsoever. But this was somehow everyone else’s fault. She doesn’t think Glenn had every reason to be on her back? Like, save it. Do your fucking job. You’re a maid. This isn’t hard.
Alex finally makes a move on Mads, like two months too late.
She then thinks that she has to let Gary know that she kissed Alex in the van, which is just unnecessary and weird. Whatever.
She runs to his cabin, and gives him the tea. He has a fucking tantrum. I don’t get why she was trying to stand there and still talk about it. What else is there to talk about?? Then says she “didn’t mean it.”
He pushes her out of his cabin.
Chase is so funny. He sort of grew on me, and seems like he grew on Ileisha. Probably better that way that she stayed out of drama. They try to do the dirty dancing lift. Fails though Good try. She didn’t lift her legs.
Gary confronts Alex, and calls it a dick move that he kissed Mads. Alex points out it’s not like they were in this real relationship. Mads basically couldn’t stand him. Not sure why she kept giving up the goodies every freaking night if she couldn’t stand him.
I just love, love, love how these girls just met each other, and they were both so sweet, and had each other’s backs.
Lucy brags how none of them got into one single little argument, and it just goes to prove that women can support women. (and not be little fucking back stabbers like Trashley, Camille Kate Chastain. Speaking of which, that witch, do you guys really think this is Ben’s baby that she has? I saw a TikTok video of her dancing around, holding the baby, and I don’t know, I think he looks like Ben. There were a lot of comments too with the same thoughts.
Colin and Daisy bid each other goodbye. They won’t be seeing each other for a couple months.
I have heard that they are no longer together. I think things must’ve fizzled shortly after they went back to where they were going. Not surprised.
Mads apologizes to Gary, as Daisy is trying to have a Gary moment. I don’t know why she’s apologizing to him.
Colin exits, and I have to say, that Daisy and Gary’s goodbye seems actually a lot more intimate and more heartfelt than Colin with Daisy. I have to say, he does look at her a little differently than he looks at his other conquests.
Gary’s such an idiot. He refers to his manhood as ‘Little Gary.’ I mean, do you think dudes should really give their dick a name that has the word ‘little’ in it?
Glenn makes a call, and orders a new engine, which I don’t really think was a real phone call.
Looks like we are actually having a reunion, unlike past season of Below Deck Med, where there was not one, because, you know, of Sandy’s embarrassing weird creepy antics.
That’s my theory, that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
