Marcos is so sad about his friend’s mom passing away.
Canadians still living up to their reputation. They want to have a relay race thing with the crew
Now guys THIS is a seafood extravaganza! Do you remember that Below Deck episodewith that Canadian chef, where the guests requested a seafood extravaganza, and the dummy forgot to order seafood. All he had was some 1 or 2 kinds of crappy frozen shit. Kate was freaking out.
Do you know what’s weird? Remember Tom got bad news about his best friend’s dad, while on the boat too. I don’t think he had passed away, if I remember correctly. But it wasn’t looking good.
Remember it was right after Trashley fucked him, and she was being all sweet and consoling him.
Then promptly gave him the heeve ho after he screwed up the anchor watch. Partially thanks to her distracting him.
Dessert is crème brulee – omg one of my faves – this has inspired me to make it! I’ve been so slacking on being inspired by making recipes from the shows. I need a kick in the ass. Someone kick me in the ass!
I have been making TikToks of my cocktails, desserts and fun little things! If you’re a TikTocker, check it out!
Trashley even in her yap trying to act so unbothered by Gary showering Scarlett with attention.
He’s being so sweet to Scarlett in front of her. (which I know is his schtick/thing, and he may or may not be sincere) I hope she feels like the trashy hoe that she is! It’s still funny he was so turned off by Trashley and her aggressiveness, throwing herself at him constantly. She is not going to be able to keep this “I don’t care at all, not one bit” shit up, is she?
I think Gary or Colin should have been on watch tonight instead of Kelsie since they knew the weather this time was going to be extremely windy, instead of putting this all on Kelsie.
But all is well, no anchor dragging, but then again Trashley wasn’t up there trying to make out with her, like she was with Tom. She wakes up Gary because she thought a neighbor was a little close.
He then stays up and relieves Kelsie, which was nice of him. Gary is so much more pleasant when he’s chasing after a chick that he likes. Did you notice that?
Daytime and now we are dragging. They catch it right away and no one is in trouble. The chain is wrapped around the anchor. Colin is on deck! Literally! Colin is so badass! In like a subtle kind of way. Feel bad for the guests with this shitty weather. But hey they’re Canadian! It’s all good! This would be me, if I ever charted a luxury yacht – would have the worst weather ever.
Trying to serve breakfast with this wind and anchor chaos going on. Poor people are sitting there trying to not complain and eat their breakfast, with shit blowing everywhere! It looks miserable, but they’re even cracking jokes.
Crew running around screaming and frantic. Guests are like, “is this lobster ??”
So that’s over and it’s all good. These guys seem to all know what they’re doing.
There is going to be some sort of relay race between guests and crew. Trashley starts again talking to the guests about this relay race, and about the teams, and how she really wants to participate. I really think this may be the first time I take Trashley’s side, but I don’t think it was a big deal what she was saying to them. Like I mean, these guests are down to earth enough to want to do a relay race with the crew. I don’t think even they mind listening to Trashley talk about herself.
I just don’t view her joking around with them about this as anything close to problematic. Daisy promptly drags her outside and scolds her again. She’s all intense and shit and says – “you can’t say that to the guests!”
What is bugging me the most about this, is that Daisy never corrected or spoke to Trashley all fucking season long about her awfulness towards Gabriela, and her awfulness in general, but now she’s scolding and correcting her over this? Is this just because she’s extra cranky since Gary likes Scarlett? So she’s taking it out on Trashley? Hmmmm. maybe?
Daisy is just so freaking all over the place this season. Her complicity with Trashley when she actually needed reprimanded, and possibly fired to be honest, over her behavior towards Gabriela, and behavior in general, her almost malicious attack on Scarlett last week over her jealousy issues and crush on Gary. Now reprimanding Trashley over stupid shit. It’s just, I don’t know. Daisy get a grip on your crush on Gary. It’s not very professional as chief stew.
So the guests even brought these weird sailor uniforms for the relay competition. They all look like Popeye.
The guests have the much cooler, edgy Pirate uniforms. Of course Gary, who made the teams, is partnered with Scarlett. He should have teamed with Ashley just to fuck with her. Since he won’t fuck her, why not fuck WITH her. Do to her what she did to Tom.
Crew wins !!! Yay! These are some competitive Below Deckers this season !
Marcos is being a little big dramatic about Daisy forgetting to let him know Glenn was having dinner with the guests. Like how many dang times does she need to say she’s sorry. Christ. He’s like milking her graveling it seems. What happened to Mr. So Happy to be out of communist Venezuela where you got shot if you prepared something wrong? Dude, you just have to make another plate! Daisy apologized 500 times. Move on. This is like the misunderstanding with Gabby, when she said, “the guests are seated and having their wine…” And he didn’t interpret that as “Go” time. That also turned into the biggest fucking deal ever. Marcos, love ya, but stop being a fucking baby!!!
So I just don’t get this whole molecular food thing. It seems basically like, making Jell-o look like a food. How is this fine dining? They seem to be impressed. I guess they don’t care whether or not I’m impressed. Glenn doesn’t get it either. I’m with Glenn. But Marcos is fucking amazing.
So now the guests want to be literally “slapped” by the crew. And Daisy got all bent out of shape about Ashley joking around with them about wanting to be part of the relay? But Daisy didn’t get all bent out of shape, when she was head gaming and sabotaging Gabriela because she was pissed she wasn’t the 2nd stew? Guys help me out here. I like Daisy but I’m really struggling with her management skills this season.
Slapping game is on. Trashley’s slap was kind of meh I’m disappointed in the mega Hoe’s lame ass slap. Thought she’d be better at slapping dudes around. because, you know, everyone is “obsessed with her” as she bragged in one of her earlier yaps as to her confusion why Gary hates her.
I think these guests will go down in all of Below Deck history as the most down to earth, most fun, most awesome, most everything positive guests ever. All of the Below Decks. I mean these Canadians. Bring me a fucking Canadian !!! And I mean now!
So if there is only ONE more charter – why are we getting so worked up about Scarlett and Gary flirting, and Gary being so “dangerous” and “she better watch it.” and oh my God !!
Gary again, the troublemaker, yanks Scarlett from her duties to “talk.” Of course Trashley picks up on this and tattles to Daisy. You know how Trashley is the moral fucking compass and all. Scarlett was taking two minutes to talk to the dude, and Trashley’s been putting her drooopy fucking tits and nasty filthy diseased twat in his face every five minutes. In her yap she admits she did that just to mess with Gary, because “he deserves it.”
Well she got what the fuck she deserves for her treatment of Gabriela and Tom ! So there !!!
She needs to stop trying to do that hair flip thing with her two strands of awful stringy hair.
Scarlett does need to tell him to take a hike though and let her work, and he needs to stop following her around like a lost puppy. So Daisy is literally in bed and I guess overhears them and storms out of her room and says “oh my fucking God!” Then goes back in her room.
So the next morning, there’s NO wind. Yesterday a hurricane, and today not one single breeze! These guys can’t catch a break ! Still no sailing !!
And they still leave the biggest tip ever !
Glenn tells the crew that they are picking up next charter the next day. He’s having dinner brought to the boat. Daisy talks to Trashley again about how she speaks with the guests. Again where was this Daisy three months ago? If Gabriela is watching this, she should be pissed !!
A wedding next week and the guests want a 3 tier wedding cake.
And there are gluten and dairy free demands.
Poor Marcos. But we have faith in him!!
Daisy approaches him, and he tells her to get lost.
Trashley is seething at dinner, watching Gary and Scarlett. It’s hilarious.
Cannot wait to NOT have to look at this girl every week. Hopefully she never comes back to any Below Deck, ever. And gets help with her sex addiction issues.
Daisy and Marcos have a moment. He’s worried he’s not going to be able to pull off all of the specifications for the next charter, in his current mindset, but we know he will. WE KNOW !!
