They open with this weird extended recap from all three seasons, I guess trying to push this supposed Daisy, Colin and Gary sort of love triangle.
I said last year, that Daisy had this little thing for Gary that she didn’t want to admit. She started all of that cock blocking, and acting weird when that Scarlett chick that he liked, came on to replace Gabby. Gary started immediately giving her attention, since she was pretty, and he really wanted to get rid of Trashley.
Daisy was being all dramatic, and ‘warning’ her about him. Scarlett was like “chill ho, I’m not trying to marry him, just trying to have a little fun.”
And then you throw Trashley into that mix, and it was messy as fuck.
Remember that really awkward dinner with shitfaced Trashley sitting there glaring and seething, whilst claiming how ‘fine’ she was, and Daisy was making strange passive aggressive comments. It was like the dinner from hell. Poor Scarlett was like “what in the actual fuck is happening?”
It’s just that it’s so hard to wrap your head around the idea that Gary is capable of any type of normal feelings and a monogamous relationship.
Colin and Daisy hooked up, as we know from last week. And same with Mads and Gary.
Mads lets Gary know this, and his response you can tell immediately is annoyance.
Gary confronts Colin in a strange sort of possessive way, which is odd because you know, this minor detail that he just fucked someone else twelve hours ago. Also it’s noteworthy to point out that this is the first time Gary has been in competition with Colin. Colin is much more mature, and cuter in my opinion.
If he’s so into Daisy, then why is he hitting on another girl right under her nose? So it immediately makes you think that Gary cannot be taken seriously.
If he has these ‘feelings’ for her that he claims he has, or thinks he has, then why did he not pull her aside and have an adult convo with her, that he’s been thinking about her, and sorry for his past behavior? Instead he starts love bombing and aggressively going after a junior stew that’s younger and cuter. I’m not dissing Daisy, I’m just saying, she is.
He even went so far as to whine to Lucy (because he wanted her to report back to Mads) that he was pissed that Mads was ‘ignoring’ him, and his stupid feelings were butt hurt. No dude, your ego was hurt. Big difference.
Gary starts acting really weird, saying he doesn’t care while acting like he cares.
Colin: “Do you like her, like her?”
He says no – he thought he did, but he’s “quite happy for them.”
Colin acknowledges in his yap that his words and demeanor are much different. He even asks who ‘instigated’ the hook-up.
Colin is so confused. He should be asking if you like her so much, then why were you in a guest cabin banging Mads?
If you like her so much, why were you banging Trashley last season, fooling around with Gabby, and trying to bang Scarlett. And why were you banging Sidney and the other one, whose name I never remember, the season before?
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Daisy and Gary meet, and discuss how they kissed and had their moments. Gary admits to feeling jealousy. To me, he’s just very territorial and controlling towards women in an unhealthy way.
Look how he was towards Mads, whom he JUST MET. Just met her, and had these same exact reactions when he saw her and Alex talking and being flirty. So Daisy, like should you be falling for this player? No.
Daisy wants to know why, if he has feelings for her, would he not tell her. He calls himself a coward and didn’t want to admit it or some type of crapola. He keeps mentioning Daisy saying “get away from me” hurting his precious feelings when he first arrived. Which I think she may have said in a joking way. If she would have thrown herself at him, he wouldn’t be interested.
Does Daisy not see how he’s doing this low-key love bombing to her? Her face seems to be buying it, and she’s looking sort of ‘flattered’ by this fucking idiocy.
Then she’s in her yap claiming to know it’s crap. But remember Mads was also in your yap rolling her eyes at Gary and claimed to be aware of his games, and promised to continue to ignore him.
They’re all bad ass and ballsy in their yaps, but are all a big pile of mush when they’re around him.
I was already 99% sure they had hooked up previously, since I know everything.
It was from something that was said by one of them at last year’s reunion. Below Deck is always remote now of course, and I think the two of them were together when filming the reunion, and they seemed kind of cozy.
Now it’s Daisy and Colin’s turn to convene since the previous evening’s occurrences.
Daisy asks him if he regrets it, and his voice goes up 100 decibels and shrills – “I don’t know, what makes you say that?”
Mads seems to want nothing to do with any type of canoodling or affection with Gary, which is kind of funny.
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The new charter is a group of four ‘mature’ ladies who were college roommates. Ileisha thinks she’s on vacay – only four guests and no stupid dudes. She’s funny. It’s kind of true that the dudes are usually a pain in the ass.
They want their cocktails, and pronto. Mads and Lucy are taking forever with these fruity drinks.
So this is where I sometimes think Daisy is lacking in her Chief Stew responsibilities. They said on their preference sheet, they were going to be into these fruity cocktails. So where was the prep work on that, and Daisy making sure these girls knew what they were doing? They’re not bartenders. This is her job to oversee and make sure they know how to make specialty drinks,
Lucy and Mads literally have no fucking clue what they’re doing. A pitcher or two should have been pre-made of these fruity beverages. Where the hell IS Daisy?
They’re trying to pour from the cocktail shakers the muddled fruit, and of course it’s not working.
Duh.
The ladies are bitching it’s taking too long.
I guess it finally gets figured out, but looks like there are like a whole two sips in the martini glasses. Two seconds later, they request more.
Did they really think they were going to have only one?
Daisy, who didn’t get ahead of this, when she should have been prepared, complains these drinks are taking too long, so they need another plan instead of muddling fruit in a shaker.
So to resolve this, Lucy tries to blend fresh fruit in the blender, and has no fucking clue how to do this either. She fills the pitcher to the point of not even being able to put the lid on, and doesn’t put any liquid in it whatsoever, and of course it doesn’t blend.
Like girl, the blades are on the bottom – of a large pitcher. Where is Daisy exactly?? Somewhere day dreaming about how she has two dudes into her, instead of worrying about, I don’t know, maybe the guests?? And making sure they have their drinks, that were requested ON THEIR PREFERENCE SHEET. Not trying to be a hard ass on Daisy, I like her, but holy fucking shit girl, get with the program!
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Lucy is still trying to get a jam packed blender with no liquid full of hard fruit to ‘blend.’ Isn’t Ileisha seeing this?
I was literally screaming at the TV. Why isn’t she asking for help? A blender is clearly above her skill set. I’m guessing she’s not an engineering major when she bragged to the ladies about just finishing University. I know she’s young, but, it’s a BLENDER.
They’re still wondering where their drinks are.
Do the Captains ever NOT get invited to dinner anymore??
Glenn talks about the 70’s, since they’re having a 70’s themed day/evening, and they flash on photos of what he looked like. Quite the Jew fro. He jokes about streaking. I think it’s so funny when he tries to be funny. Because he’s kind of – not. But he’s a nice guy, so I’ll leave him alone.
This Lorrie chick insists to Daisy that she put her diamond necklace/earrings RIGHT THERE, and now they’re missing. She wants to know if there are is video of “people walking down here?”
Um. Yes. there are cameras, like everywhere, maybe not right in the rooms (that would be creepy) but it’s highly unlikely any of these kids stole her fucking earrings and/or necklace.
Daisy is reassuring her that the items are certainly here, and no one of the crew would have stolen them. This lady claims to be ‘highly responsible’ as to where she sets them down.
So I’m no spring chicken, and I’m not trying to sound like a bitch, but these ladies are also of a certain age, and honestly you do get kind of forgetful as far as short-term memory. She clearly didn’t put them where she thinks she did. It happens.
She discusses it with one of the other ladies, and one of them claims that she already advised “don’t leave any of your stuff out.”
As if the crew that works on boats are a bunch of trash and criminals.
How very offensive.
So they seriously think these girls, and there’s only two of them, would actually steal someone’s jewelry from a room, and when being filmed on a TV show? As if there wouldn’t be a 99% chance of getting caught.
Glenn gets involved, and again she’s adamant “I laid them right there” pointing to the nightstand. She also claims to have “torn everything apart” in search of them. What a dumb bitch. She knows she didn’t put them IN something, she promises.
This is going to be embarrassing for her. She needs to be planning on adding to that envelope now.
“So strange, hmmm” as Glenn exits. You can tell he doesn’t give a shit about this hag and her earrings. He knows she stashed then somewhere and doesn’t remember, but he gotta tiptoe around these people.
All right so hear me out. This is funny. Let me get this straight. She thinks either Mads or Lucy stole them, and she’s fine with Mads or Lucy, ripping her room apart, and going through all of her belongings, even rooting through her purse and wallet, searching for them.
Okay. This is as an intelligent of an activity as Lucy trying to blend pineapple in an over stuffed blender. No freaking brain surgeons on this boat, guests nor the crew.
Lucy locates them (I’m confused if it was just earrings or earrings and a necklace) in the bottom of a purse, and presents them to this dumb bitch, and do ya think she’s says that she’s sorry? Nope.
Thought southerners had such impeccable fucking manners? She says thank you, so I guess that’s good enough. Accusing someone of stealing is kind of a big deal, and kind of offensive. And then to realize you just didn’t remember putting them in your purse, then accused the crew of stealing from you, it makes you look kind of like a stupid entitled piece of shit.
Then they sit there overcompensating with no one around, “let’s toast the crew – they’re so awesome.” Shut the fuck up.
This woman that made the accusation isn’t even the primary. So she’s on a free bougie yacht vaca treating the crew like they’re fucking trash.
They have their little disco moment, and go to sleep. Try hard to remember where you shove your crap next time.
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Gary fucking cries like a bitch over Mads going to bed without saying good night. Now he thinks they’re married I guess. Not sure if she’s doing the ‘hard to get’ thing again, or what’s going on. I mean, she already let him ‘get’ her, so it’s a little late. I think he would be beyond annoying to be in a relationship with. I feel like he needs to be the center of attention, and doted on non-stop, or else he starts pouting and having a hissy. I can’t imagine what that’s like.
Daisy is sort of hanging all over Colin. Not sure I’m feeling the Colin and Daisy thing. Something seems off.
These 60-something broads want one of the guys to get in the hot tub with them. Chase gets chosen, although I think they really wanted Alex. He humors them. I think he was better suited for this job anyway. I picture Alex just sitting there feeling awkward.
Chase summons Lucy to speak with him, and she seems glad he apologized for the ‘drinking tequila between her boobies’ comment on their previous night out, but not really touched, and still pretty skeeved out by him. He wants to hug it out. She’s not a hugger she says, and gives him a cold very brief not really hug. I don’t think Chase is a bad kid, but he’s bad at hitting on girls. Overall, he just needs to work on his game, and not coming off as skeevy. He’s trying too hard. And being this hic American, he’s hardly going to snag a European girl. Please.
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It’s Gary’s birthday, and how annoying is that going to be. How much attention is he going to need so he doesn’t start to cry?
The girls should spit or blow some snot in the hag’s coffee that accused them of theft.
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At the beach Gary drills Lucy about Mads, in front of Alex, and it’s all so fucking stupid about how she didn’t say good night to him. He’s literally still on this. Let’s remember guys, he just professed his love for Daisy five minutes ago. Now this is his issue.
He wants Lucy to run to Mads to tell her this, and she does. I wish she would have just forgotten about it.
I feel bad for Lucy, she’s being treated like the ugly friend, and she’s far from it. Do you really think she wants to stand here and listen to Gary swoon all over Mads?? But she’s nice, (she’s British) so she’s pretending to care.
Mads complains in her yap how he needs so much validation and attention and it was just a casz hook-up. It’s like last year with Trashley, except in reverse. She’s probably so mad if she’s watching this.
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New drama – the toilets aren’t flushing. Colin being Chief Engineer, guess who’s problem this is.
Daisy needs to put this in her little memory bank next time she’s pissed they’re making drinks, and dealing with the guests’ every whim, and Colin is lounging. Who does she go to to resolve the toilets not flushing? So unless she wants to hang her ass off of the balcony to take a shit, she needs to learn to deal with it.
So I don’t know that we needed to air all of the literal shit back-washing into the toilets.
And seems more shit gets aired next week when Gary’s jealousy over Daisy and Colin overtakes him, and he announces that he and Daisy had hooked up previously. Which I think he’s been dying to blab.
“Sex with you was the best ever.”
Captain Love Bomber is at it again. Trying to make her feel super special, that having sex with her was tremendous. He probably barely remembers it.
