Well he’s baaaack!! Who did NOT miss Gary? I predicted last week the whole dynamic of the boat will change the second he walks on, and well I think he’s right.
Daisy and the make out sesh with the deckie whose name I forget, it was pretty intense. But remember – she’s wayyyy too important to hook up with a ‘junior deckie.’ Thought they were going to seal the deal, but Daisy suddenly says, “I’m going to bed.”
I see they’re drinking the $80/bottle champagne right from the bottle. I thought that wasn’t allowed. S
Colin opted out of the first night hot tub orgy where everyone really gets to know each other. Probably a good idea. I wonder if he has any love interest on the boat at all? I could be wrong, but I kind of think he feels he’s above all of this.
Alex, that’s his name. I sort of half watched the premier episode and still not sure of everyone’s name.
The party breaks up, and there’s no shortage of drunken antics. Falling down the stairs, falling out of bed, puking etc etc. Jesus – can’t these people even TRY to pace themselves?? I’m assuming Production encourages them to drink entirely too much for mor drama and hooking up.
I don’t know how these kids don’t get severely injured falling out of of those top bunks. Remember when Trashley fell directly on her head from the top bunk last season? When she was not even the least bit injured, that’s when I was convinced that she’s not even human. I think she’s some sort of evil martian or robot monster. I’ve never in my life came across a girl or woman who acted like that, and I’ve been around a while! And I’ve been around some strange chicks! Her eyes even always looked to me, to be blank and dead. I wonder if something traumatic happened to her when she was a child.
Daisy assists Lucy after she tumbled out of the bunk, and supplies a railing for her bed.
She complains that if they cannot handle their alcohol they shouldn’t be choosing the top bunk. Or don’t drink yourself into oblivion.
Alex is so out of it, that he wakes up Glenn trying to hand him a mug. I would think if you’re sharing a cabin with the Captain that should give you incentive to not get completely blacked out so you’re doing stupid shit like this.
So Gary is out of ‘quarantine’ and here he is. Hereeeeeeeee’s Gary!! Is it really ‘quarantine’ if you weren’t like, sick at all? Just wondered.
Whatever, I should probz keep my mouth shut about all of this. But I’m not really good at that.
Gary sees all of the empty bottles, and seems to be having FOMO that he missed the big wild shindig the previous night. Poor Gary. He starts lovin on Colin who is still in bed, and introduces himself to all of the guys.
Lucy really hurt her back in her fall. It’s all bloody and looks terrible. Maybe she should report it to Glenn. Well at least she now has her little crib rail to prevent another fall.
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Gary seems excited to see Daisy. I think they make a cute couple, but fear that they would kill each other in a relationship. What am I even saying? Who can even picture this dude in an actual adult relationship? He act like a five year old with severe ADD.
So with the engine now in working order, they do a test run to make sure all is kosher, and — she’s revvin’ up and goin’ like a champ! And we are OFF!!
The bro’s chat about who’s into who, and who’s the best kisser, and they don’t sound like grown ass men, but this is Bravo, and we know we just need to roll with it. Alex the chief maker outer in the jacuzzi deems Daisy ‘the best kisser.’ Gary gets all pouty and irritated.
So Chase was schooling Alex on the art of knot tying, and Gary quickly needs to correct him. Gary complains they were doing things their own way, which is great, but now there’s a new sheriff in town so it’s his way. Seriously though, it was only ONE CHARTER that they were without him.
Gary and Alex exchange flexes about the size of boats they’ve worked on, and typical whose-boat-was-bigger dude shit.
The girls decide they’re going to supply about thirty roles of toilet paper in the cabins. Good idea.
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I think Gary really does have ADD. He has to be entertained and stimulated every second. The work is all complete, and he’s at the bar making a drink, whining that he’s ‘bored.’ Everyone else is fine just chilling in their rooms. Not Gary. He’s gotta go find trouble. It’s not a night out since new round of guests arrive the following day. He then runs around the boat, yelling like a lunatic trying to find Daisy.
God forbid, none of the ladies are paying any attention to him whatsoever.
He drills her about Alex. Daisy seems to like the attention from him. Will these two just do it already?
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Something seems so off, with the two stews AND EVEN the chef seemingly being so normal and motivated to do a good job.
We need Camille or Trashley to shake things up! Just kidding. I hope to never ever see those evil skanks on my screen ever again. They both need to find other careers. Like porn stars. Or just porn actors. Can’t even see them being ‘stars.’ They’re too busy hating on the world, and everyone in it.
Guess Gary will have to supply all the drama. Somehow I think he’s more than capable.
The boat taking off so smoothly with a functioning motor and perfect weather makes me feel bad for those other chicks. Kind of. Or not. At least not the icky ones, that got gross puss blood all over the place, that the girls had to clean up after. Yuck. That woman deserved to have the worst vacay ever!
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Moving on. The motor is working, the sails are up, the weather is gorgeous, and we are off. When the leaning starts, the crew always acts surprised for some reason that shit is falling everywhere.
The guests want to do a buffet dinner with the entire crew dining with them. Which is a nice idea, but it puts a lot of pressure on the chef, to cook for like ten more people. It does seem a little unfair that only the Captain only gets invited to dine with the guests, while the crew has to pick at leftovers.
Gary starts butting heads with Chase, which seems, wait for it, way over blown, the way Gary gets all fucking ticked and in his feelings about it. I didn’t think the kid was lipping off. Maybe Gary was mad he called him ‘old man’ joking around.
Colin said that he had no issues with him. Gary, it must be you. He’s getting more and more arrogant every season it seems. All these bitches fawning all over him constantly, I guess is going to his head. Gary thinks that Chase is “trying to prove something” just because he’s gave his opinion. Gary is acting like an ass. Colin also thinks he’s acting like an ass.
So the next Gary-contrived catastrophe is the sand in the sea bob. I get it, they should have rinsed it better, and we know, they’re expensive, since he Teresa Guidicely repeated it 400 times. It’s not like they were completely negligent, and didn’t rinse it at all. Gary starts going off, and it just seemed like it was for the cameras, or he’s still sulking about Daisy kissing that other deckhand.
Who the hell knows. Maybe he’s just feeling himself, and feeling all important or whatever, and flexing to make sure these two dudes know who’s boss. Pretty sure they do know who’s boss. They were really anxious for him to be on board, and for his guidance after his absence over testing positive for a deliberately spread virus to obtain some new world order shit. (duh) Which is now dwindled down to being a sore throat and diarrhea for three days, in which a vaccine is not necessary, and also they don’t work. But whatever, keep getting ‘boosters.’ Who knows what’s getting shot into your arm, and pouring all through your bloodstream. No sense in asking questions or doing research. It’s just your body.
The sandy sea bob was also caught the next day, so it’s not like it was sitting for a month corroded with sand. You also don’t reprimand your people in front of the guests. It was a complete overreaction. The kid was apologizing and saying “I understand” as stupid ass Gary just went on and on, trying to sound like a bad ass I guess. And with a guest standing there listening to all of this was just unprofessional as fuck. Much worse than sand sitting on that stupid toy for 24 hours. He knows better. People on chats that I I guess are not free thinkers, were defending this, and saying, “they ARE expensive.” Basically just repeating after disgruntled Gary like a parrot. Seriously people.
Gary tries to justify this toddler-like tantrum in his yap, and yammers about how it was “the lack of respect to not look after the equipment.” Whatever. He said he sprayed it down, just now well enough. There was no lack of ‘respect.’ Gary should respect his deck hands and not talk to them in a demeaning way.
The kid told him 800 that times they rinsed it, and acknowledged the mistake. This isn’t fucking brain surgery Gary. No one is dead. You’re not a surgeon, you’re a boat laborer. Let’s take ‘er down like 100 notches. Kinda reminding me of Kate Chastain, who always had a chip on a shoulder, that she was a pissed off glorified maid, (I’m guessing)and took it out on the third stews.
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Colin is in the galley chatting with Ilesha about tonight’s dinner that the crew is included in, and tries to get Colin’s opinion if seafood is something that everyone would like. He gives her kind of a snarky answer, honestly, that ‘she’s the chef.’ Yes she knows she’s the chef asshole. It’s called asking for an opinion from someone that’s not a chef. She didn’t ask him how to make the shit. I don’t know what’s going on with Colin. He lips off to her some more later. Does he like her, and acting how a ten year old boy acts at recess toward a girl that he likes?? Remember we’re seeing single Colin for the first time. Is this how he treats women, or maybe attractive women? What’s going on? It doesn’t seem like Colin to act like a spoiled little punk like Gary. She seems annoyed with him as she walks away and says she was just looking for feedback. What a dork.
While she’s rolling out the dough for the pasta, he seriously asks her if time management is one her weaknesses, or what?? What IN the literal fuck dude? Take a fucking seat. Is this arrogance coming from the fact he did his little engine temp repair, and now he thinks he’s King Shit. She doesn’t even seem stressed to me, honestly. She seems focused and together.
And then his third fucking dig, “what’s that fourteen people, we’ll do the most time-consuming thing?” When she did ask for his opinion he told her he’s not a chef. I wish she’d knee him the nuts to shut him up. He’s supposed to be helping her, since he’s clearly bored, but he keeps taking these fucking jabs at her. What in the FUCK Colin?? Maybe this is why his girlfriends keep dumping him. She’s actually nailing this dinner, and it’s right on time, complete with fresh pappardelle that Colin had no clue what it even was. I hope she doesn’t accept his help in the galley ever again. Who needs this shit. He should have been in there showering her with compliments, like he expected when he got the boat working.
Asshole. Is he mad someone else is as good at her job as he is? Can’t share the spotlight? Especially with a chick?
She gives Colin accolades in her yap for helping her. I think she was so busy and focused, that she didn’t even pick up on his snide little digs. I can’t stand men that pick on girls. So manly right?? NOT! Opposite of manly.
I’m glad Elisha got to sit and enjoy her OWN cooking too with the guests. I was afraid she wouldn’t be able to.
Chase excuses himself to go and check on the hot tub and finds that it’s not exactly hot, so he does what he thinks will rectify it. Gary also checks it, and it appears that he didn’t do the correct fix. Gary summons him to the deck and tells him he did it wrong. Chase, who does come off as contentious, and really wanting to do a good job, is starting to feel picked on.
Gary does seem to have it in for him. Not sure what’s going on here. It seems more than typical male ego chest pounding. Maybe when he starts hooking up with Daisy and both stews, he’ll forget all about needing to micromanage this kid constantly, and bitch about everything he does.
Chase is first man on deck in the am, and Alex the night guy, goes off to bed. Gary bitches to Colin about Chase. Colin advises him to ‘nip it in the bud.’ Great, Colin, that’s just what he needs, encouragement to keep being a dick.
Looks like in the previews, we have another anchor dragging sitch, where the dude who this was his ONE JOB, fails to act on it.
