Okay, this ridiculous coffee fetching argument. Watching last few of last week’s ep. All Gary had to do, when the second early rising guest requested coffee, yell down to Gabriela, who was up by this point. And the guest that said he “couldn’t find a stew anywhere” Did he even look? And they both should have understood it’s a little earlier than most people get up on a vacation. I’ve never seen anyone up at 6am on any Below Deck, ever. Just stupid. I may have said that last week. Well, I’m saying it again.
At least they weren’t being assholes about it. Gary totally made up for that. And Kelsie could have easily gotten Gabby up when the first guest was up and wanted coffee. Actually she SHOULD have gotten her up.
This week: Daisy and Gary are still arguing. Daisy is trying to avoid an escalation, and agree with him, but he continues to make senseless jabs. Because he’s Gary. Again, and I have said this before, the deckhands may be up earlier to do the boat scrubbing, but they also are DONE WORKING in the late afternoon. They spend the rest of the day/evening just walking around in circles, looking half bored, (wanting to not miss any drunk guest drama of course) loafing around, and chatting with the stews, who are running around in circles, waiting on the guests. (as they have been since first thing in the morning, with little or no breaks.) So just spare me the comparison shit. It’s just so juvenile.
But what the fuck ever Gary . Brag away that “all the deckhands were up before any girls.” And why does he say “the girls?” Kelsie is female I think. It just seems so demeaning. How about the stews? And I realize they’re down a deckhand, but still. He’s just being stupid that Kelsie took 5 minutes to say Good Morning to the guest and get him coffee. I assume they have Keurigs. I know we’re not seeing things play out in real time, but it seemed to be ready pretty quickly.
That’s a good segue into what is going on now. So the whole damned crew is on deck, even Marcos, complete in his apron. getting this freaking boat docked, because this is what you’re supposed to do! Even in the business that I was in, (which was NOT yachting) if someone was overwhelmed and another person wasn’t, you weren’t supposed to sit there online shopping and doing your nails, you pitch in!! Just not sure why, if they’re one deckhand down, they needed three stews and the chef to help?
However, I’m not sure how well this is going. It’s a little chaotic. But they do have stews trying to dock. What is the deal with these big balloon things? Not sure if I ever noticed them before. They’re huge!! Trashley is to be calling distance. She gives the wrong distance, after she yells, “it’s not going to be in meters!” I’m getting to where I can’t even stand the sound of her voice. Okay, Trash, think Glenn understands feet measurements as well as metric. He’s not a fucking dumb ass. I’d like to make fun of her for getting the measurement wrong, but I would most likely suck at that too. I’m the worst at estimating measurements. Even if I’m browsing furniture or dishes online, I always have a tape measure so I can physically see how high or wide something is. But I will make fun of her for just a second, because, hey, if you asked her to estimate dick size, she’d be great at that! I’m surprised she didn’t give the distance in dicks, like “hey looks like around 400 hard dicks!”
Gary wants “the girls” to continue helping while they’re still down a deck hand. But WAIT a second ! Wasn’t he just bitching about Kelsie getting a fucking coffee for chrissaskes? But I see, it doesn’t work both ways. Gary is an ass. I’m honestly surprised Daisy doesn’t point that out. The whole fucking crew is helping to dock, but Gary literally berated Daisy for ten minutes about Kelsie fetching a coffee.
Well the boat got docked without crashing into anything, the guests departed and the crew got paid. That’s all that matters.
Night out, and they’re pre-gaming on the boat. Colin asks Trash and Gabby if they’re going to fight over Gary again. They say “NOOOOOO” but you knowwwwwww they will be.
The misunderstanding between Marcos and Gabriela, about guests being ready for dinner, comes up again with the stews. I rewatched that scene, and, Gabby for me, seemed to be clear. She was serious and making eye contact with him, and said – “the guests are seated and Daisy is doing wine…”
I can see, MAYBE if she said it in passing as she was walking by, but I think she was maybe just trying to tell him nicely, and avoid sounding like she was saying “get dinner out fucker!” And I guess he didn’t feel or realize she was standing there standing starting at him.
Like she was saying in her yap, it was a very minor occurrence. The guests’ dinner was probably delayed like five fucking minutes. After a few minutes, Daisy yelled “we’re ready when you are!” Guess that was clear enough for him.
There is some cringy gross fake weird ass kissing convo between Daisy and Ashley. Daisy seems to favor Trashley for some fucking reason, and placate to her need for praise, when she’s really not that great. She’s not horrible at her job, (she’s just a horrible person) but she’s not some sort of stand out if you ask me. Or maybe I’m just not noticing due to all of her constant whining about wanting to get fucked.
Marcos and Gabriela are at the table, and it is not going well. Gabby is getting buzzy, and annoyed with Marcos, talking about himself. He does literally cut Kelsie off, when she started talking and answering Gabby’s question. Gabby gets pissy and Marcos is annoyed with her again. This argument totally seems like it keeps going on longer than it needs to, and isn’t really making sense. I think she’s still ticked at him about the dinner thing honestly.
Gabriela leaves the table and walks away, and Daisy goes after her. She explains that she asked Kelsie a question and Marcos interrupted.
He’s not a shitty person though, and I think she could have just let it go. Kelsie seems to stay out of the drama totally, and is much too normal to be on this show.
Back to the boat and, for chrissakes, Gary is touching Ashley’s tits in the taxi van thing, and she is like “stop.” “please. stop. ” And sounds like she TOTALLY means it. Gary gives her a charity kiss.
This chick is fucking crazy and has some voodoo spell on all of ya!
Ashley’s probably getting all juiced up, however Gary goes right to bed when they get back to the boat. It’s hilar! Love it.
She is sitting there all pathetic in the hot tub waiting on him. They’re chugging wine and straight vodka from the bottle in the hot tub. (Grey Goose – if you’re gonna chug straight vodka, this is probably the one that you want.) I’ve been wondering if the crew has access to any and all of the alcohol that they want, and if so, is it just because of filming the show, since getting plastered creates the extra drama. If anyone knows, drop me a line. Surely there are some actual yachties out there that watch this, and maybe read my blog?
This is going to be bad.
Gabriela crawls into Gary’s bed. Haha. I thought Ashley was going to do that. She probably was, but Gabby beat her to it!
So she sees this, and is bitching to Colin. She says she’s jealous, she’s not jealous. She’s so stupid and ridiculous. No one cares. Why is Colin giving this one ounce of attention? Entertainment value I assume.
Just get the fuck over it. Does she not have FINGERS? Why is she wearing this horrible hat?
Gabriela is NOT a snake. Gary made a decision. He doesn’t want to be with her. He gave her a drunk charity kiss and copped a feel on on your ginormus tit, because he knew he could. That’s it.
Ashley says Gabriela is “making an idiot out of herself.” Guys, feel free to comment, who is making an idiot out of herself? Not Gabby. Trash is walking around in circles ranting and raving, (she seriously said Gabby is making an idiot out of herself?) and Daisy orders her to go to bed and is FUCKING SICK of listening to her whine about wanting to suck Gary’s dick. Daisy yells, “Ashley, bed!” She literally sounds like a mom talking to her kid who refuses to go to to bed. And she’s talking to Trashley, who’s ya know, is so “mature.” She slurs “I’ll own up to my bullshit but it’s not fucking me!! (whatever the hell that meant) She then proceeds to try to get back up after she lies down, and literally topples off of the top bunk right on her fucking head! I assumed she wasn’t hurt bad or they probably wouldn’t have showed it, but it looked like she broke her fucking neck! Her head snapped backwards, it sort of looked like. Guess being drunk helped. Must be true, when you’re drunk, you’re relaxed and don’t tense up, so you don’t sustain injuries in a fall or accident. Honestly, I think it’s probably better that she fell on her head. She had that scary ass hollow devil look in her eyes, that makes me think she was going to storm in and confront Gary and Gabriela spooning in his cabin.
Great job editing, when they show her freaking out as usual, and as she’s falling on her face, Gabby is cute as ever, and so peaceful and sound asleep snuggling with Gary. Classic. But it’s Gabby that looks stupid.
Daisy to Kelsie: “Honestly, she’ll be fine, her head is made of rocks!” Well Daisy was sure all lovin on this chick at dinner. Not sure how in the fuck she’s not seeing how toxic she is, and the bad bad BAD energy this ‘girl’ brings to the boat. She needs to be paying more attention to the NON Trashy Stew, who is here to do a job, and NOT just get fucked by everyone and anyone. She’s awful and affecting everyone !!
I almost wish Gary would just fucking bang her already, so she shuts the fuck up. She literally reminds of my cat being in heat, before I got her fixed. This is getting so sad and beyond pathetic, and no longer even entertaining. I feel sorry for this girl.
I love how they just crawl into bed in their wet bathing suits. I would have a ridiculous yeast infection if I did that. Maybe that’s too much info.
Ashley in her yap, as usual, is bitching about not getting fucked, because she literally talks about NOTHING else. NOTHING. And this is why she “doesn’t trust Gabriela” Trashley, girl, you’re not married to Gary!! There’s no ‘trust’ issue to even be discussed.
She doesn’t even make any fucking sense.
Gary doesn’t want her. He just likes that she wants him! There was never a relationship whatsoever nor a hook up, other than kissing, when she forced herself on him, mostly. Most of their interactions is honestly, Trashley begging him to fuck her, and Gary telling her “no!” This is really a Below Deck first. And it’s not anything for her to brag about. It’s gross.
Gabby is thanking Trashley for getting her up, and for cleaning the bar, then begins confiding in her, and crying that she wants to leave, because she doesn’t think that things are going well. Not the person to confide in. Trash would like nothing better than for her to leave.
Trashley says to her “I’m not good at this, I’m not good at this !!” (we know) and gives her a pathetic meaningless hug. She’s breaking down, about how she thinks she’s fucking up, and Trash is like “I don’t know what to say, I don’t know how you are feeling.” Well she literally. Just told you. How she was feeling.
Yes. We know you are a soul sucking demon and have zero emotion. And of course the preview shows that she does tell Daisy, even though Gabby asked her not to. Trashley is so going to use this against her.
Gary feels the need to explain to Ashley, that Gabby crawled into his bed, and he was completely unaware. I think he’s lying. He was not even THAT drunk I don’t believe. He even said, “are you coming in?” and sounded pretty sober, and welcoming.
Trashley reminds him how he was kissing HER in the taxi. Again, acting like he doesn’t remember, and explaining how he’s not really been flirting with anybody. Oh my God, this is so cringy. Gary we know. You are just a chick freaking magnet.
Trash says to Gabby, “Are you going to tell Daisy???” not really doing a good job to hide her elation at Gabby’s insecurities. She’s super excited for Gabby to be feeling like shit and wanting to leave. I can’t believe she told her this shit. She is totally overestimating her abilities of having empathy for someone, or a soul.
Gabby talks to Gary and apologizes for getting in his bed, and of course he’s like “no problem, I wasn’t mad,” when he pretended to be annoyed when talking to Ashley.
Gary wonders in his yap if Ashley is doing this intentionally or not, bitching about Gabby to Daisy constantly, in hopes of her leaving. Of course she is. Wow it seriously took Gary to figure this out ?
Gabby tries to talk to Ashley in their room, and Ashley is just staring at her phone not listening, not caring, normal blank hollow eyes.
The guests are arriving and Gabby literally drops ALL OF THE CHAMPAGNE GLASSES off of the tray, like, ONE BY ONE. She was walking REALLY fast with a tray of very tall champagne glasses in one hand. Has she not done this before ? Everyone looks in disbelief that this really happened.
Klunk klunk klunk… I’m starting to think Trashley is some kind of She-Devil or fucking witch that is casting her evil spells on everyone that she wants to get rid of. Tom, Gabby. Who’s next?
Guests are walking up the dock and the crew hustles to get it cleaned up while Gabby pours more champs.
Glenn is wondering ‘how long it’s going to take to finish it.’ Well Glenn, until it’s cleaned up! No one’s stopping you from getting in there. Hate to tell Captain Glenn, but the wrong person got fired.
Should have been Trashley. I don’t even think she’s human. What’s everyone’s belief in aliens walking amongst us?
New guests arrive, the water is kind of choppy, things are crashing around, and the sliding doors are slamming.
Gary slams his hand in the sliding doors.
Trashley strikes again with her evil voodoo spells. Punishment for snuggling with Gabby. I’m tellin ya!! I actually think she’s after me too. I’ve had some weird type mishap things going on as well.
