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Below Deck Med 10/4

I tuned in late tonight but think I’m just going to go with it. Doesn’t seem like I missed a whole lot. Tuned in when the guests were leaving, and Mia AGAIN whining about being down a stew, and it being so much more work for the deck crew. Shut up malia. Shut. up. malia.

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Below Deck Med 9/27

Now that I’m rewatching Sandy’s freak out episode, over David’s fall and subsequent bruise, it TOTALLY seems like she was being extra melodramatic for the cameras. I did say this last week, but in this opening scene, she did seem like she was over acting. Wanting some attention for the cameras I guess. Here is

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Below Deck Med 9/20

The staff at the restaurant is thoroughly entertained with this shit show. They literally should just let her go and keep talking, so she just hangs herself. And record this shit for Sandy. (even though I know they’re being filmed, but you know…) Courtney the most easy going person everrrrrr, is now going off on

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Below Deck Med 9/13

Ultimately Delaney is departing the boat. She did tryta stay. She did borderline beg. She needs to suck it up and leave with her head high. It was a mistake to begin with due to Katie feeling overwhelmed when Lexi decided she didn’t feel like working anymore. So instead of addressing the real issue, that

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Below Deck Med 9/6

Nasty nasty nasty weather right on top of the yacht !! Malia is doing a lot of squealing. Replaying the hilarious scene of Lexi radioing everyone on the deck crew about something stupid, while they’re anchoring during a damned hurricane. Thought she was so smart. Lexi does realize this ruckus with having a fourth stew,

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Below Deck Med 8/30

Lexi still pouting/whining about Katie telling her with the addition of the new stew, there will not be ‘ranks. She thinks it’s such “bullshit”. Is anyone feeling bad for Lexi ?? didn’t think so. New Delaney chick, already smelling a problem, even if I didn’t have an inkling from the magic of previews. She’s really

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Below Deck Med 8/23

What is Sandy’s deal with Lexi? Why all the concessions? She is a horrible person and now doing a horrible job. Sandy keeps telling Katie to invest in her or whatever, and making her feel like her leadership skills are bad if she can’t deal with this satanized human? (satan-ized not sanitized, don’t think it

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