I want to try to start something new – giving titles to the episodes. Bravo gives them a title, so I didn’t want to just copy theirs or try to compete, but I am going to try to come up with my own and of course make mine cuter and funnier than Bravo. Gael aborted

So sorry, I missed the premier recap! I’ll do a quickie! Everyone loves a quickie! We’re sailing in Greece! It’s a big fat Greek yachting adventure! You all know I can’t stand Sandy Captain Sandy so I’ll do my best to not call her a skeevy creeper since she has toned it down. Bravo must’ve

Finale- and there is no reunion again, which I have my thoughts and opinions about because coincidentally, it’s another captain Sandy situation, and they canceled last season’s BD when she stepped in for Captain Lee. True, she didn’t act like a fucking tyrannical dictator, and she wasn’t creeping on any of the girls, not even

At the end of last week, we had Lara leaving because she was sick. And coincidentally, Haleigh is healed, and on her way back.   What’s weird is they did not seem to have similar illnesses. Haleigh had a stomach bug, and Lara seems a flu type thing. I was a little suspicious that this was

So we picked up from two weeks ago at that ridiculous hissy fit that Frenchy had because he was hungry and his only option was pasta with veggies, that he didn’t want. Don’t really think this kid gives one fuck about hierarchy. That’s been evident throughout the season, so Sandy should know better than to

We pick up with Captain Creeper finishing up her convo with Lily, telling her how she sucks. What do Sandy fans have to say about this interaction? Thought she was always so fucking fair, so willing to give people a chance, and all about teaching and mentoring. Oh that’s right, Sandy Captain Creepy fans don’t

Sandy doesn’t need to act like this when there’s a little kerfluffle. And I don’t need some goody-two-shoes Sandy fanatic to say ‘it’s a safety issue.’ Save it. This was about carrying plates to the table. There’s a way to constructively critique an employee. You don’t attack them like that. It was NOT that big