If Ellie were a stronger stew, this fourth stew thing wouldn’t be happening. I also feel like she realizes that, and is pissed at herself for not delivering and not living up to all of the hype that she presented about herself.
Having said that, I am kind of confused why with only two more charters we are even bothering. I did hear Sandy correctly that they’re on the next to the last charter?
Well I guess I’m actually not confused. Clearly it’s for the drama, but it just seems so stupidly obvious.
More cabin shifting to accommodate the new girl since Aesha thought that would be strange to have a new stew with her own cabin. However if it’s for TWO CHARTERS, who cares. Would that have seriously been a whole big thing for two charters which is probably like a week?
Oh wait, they wanted her to share with Ellie for the – again, drama.
Iain moves to the empty cabin, Bri goes with Jono, and Carrie with Ellie.
It’s clear they wanted those two together, otherwise she would have just put her with Jono, instead of shuffling Bri around again. And I think Gael has to move too? I’m kind of confused since I’m not recalling who was with whom. All we know is they predicted Ellie to hate the new chick which she does, so naturally they throw them in a teeny tiny room together.
On a serious note, Nate finds out that his friend has recently passed away from cancer.
He initially doesn’t tell anyone.
I’m not sure why Carrie keeps calling her Scottish accent ‘terrible.’ She hails from Glasgow. Is that like an undesirable location or what? I looked it up and it doesn’t seem to be. It seem quite lovely.
All the girls on the boat are really cool except of course for wah-wah-wah crazy-ass Ellie.
Gael, Bri, Aesha and now Carrie seem low-maintenance and normal. Bri can’t seem to read, or get the laundry figured out to save her life, but other than that, she’s fine and normal. Oh and her taste in guys sucks.
And to be honest is it that bad to say you’re bad at doing laundry? It’s not 1950.
Carrie enters the boat as they prepare for the crew night out. Everyone’s just chilling and getting to know her, and Ellie’s in her room feverishly trying to look as hookery as humanly possible. She’s succeeding.
Not surprising she goes out in a strapless bathing suit top. I know crop tops are in but this is a little ridick. Maybe all of her slutty dresses are in the laundry.
What’s also refreshing about Carrie, in comparison to Ellie, is that she doesn’t give a rip about rank. She just wants to do her job well.
When Ellie emerges Carrie eludes that she looks like a stripper. Which she does. Let’s not give her any ideas!!
Joe sits beside the new chick at dinner, and Ellie and Bri are immediately all ears as to their discussion.
Honestly I thought they both agreed they didn’t care anymore about this dip shit.
Now Ellie’s mad that Aesha and Carrie are vibing. Sorry Ellie, that’s what happens when you’re not a bitter hateful bitch. You give off that vibe, and no one wants to talk to you. I can’t believe she’s wearing this to go out in. Can you say thirsty and desperate ? And ho.
Ellie’s slutty clothes certainly aren’t helping her out. No one is talking nor interacting with her at all. I think at this point, she’d even take Iain showing her attention.
Nate is in his feelings about his friend, and is drunk, so of course he would tell Gael to shut the fuck up, followed by “I wish I cared but I don’t.”
Real cool, dude.
Aesha immediately scolds him and comforts Gael.
In the other van Bri fills Carrie in on the Ellie drama. With Joe sitting there awkwardly listening.
Gael approaches Nate after he insulted her for no reason at all, and he opens up about his friend passing away. Wouldn’t it have been so much easier to just do that to begin with?
Guys are such primal fucking weird beings. He refers to himself as being ‘sensitive’ because he’s sad that his friend died. Gael tries to explain this to him.
Aesha lets Joe know what’s going on with Nate, since he opted to not tell anyone.
I believe he said his mom also has cancer, which I had trouble understanding. Where are the subtitles when you need them?
I think in the previews we see him morphing into a legit asshole next week, unless it’s misleading, but they show Gael upset and disappointed. I mean she ditched on dude that was acting douchey for another dude to act douchey. I can relate to THAT! My two hateful hostile momm.y hating douche bags weren’t that close together. I took adequate time to myself in between getting lied to and taken for a complete fool, then findimg myself trauma-bonded to Satan for five fucking years.
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Aesha meets with her group of stews about the game plan with the new addition. It goes without saying that there’s dissension in the ranks already with Ellie.
You know when she says “no worries” you should worry. You should worry a lot.
Aesha tries to avoid conflict, aka an Ellie meltdown, and doesn’t give Carrie a rank. If she did she would most likely be second, with her experience and Ellie would lose her fucking shit to share that title. But it would have been entertaining.
It’s funny how Bri doesn’t give a fuck and is glad to have the help, which I guess makes sense.
Aesha assigns her to float around and “help where needed” explaining she’ll be helping with service. Ellie immediately doesn’t like her being on service. Why do they always act like ‘being on service’ is so prestigious and difficult?
What is her problem, really? Does she not have her Only Fans page? Relax Bitch.
Ellie is excited in her yap to announce that Carrie is doing the grunt work (I paraphrased) and is in a “fourth stew position.”
Little does she know, Aesha is merely appeasing her by giving Carrie this ‘floater’ title.
She again preaches hierarchy and reminds us she’s the second stew.
Preference meeting. Guests are from Ohio, and there’s of course a food allergy.
Is there really?
Joe continues to micro manage Gael. For whatever reason, that seems to make him feel better. I think he’s mad she and Nate are together and not in a weird dysfunctional dynamic like he is with with Bri and Ellie.
He’s really feeling himself I guess, because he also gets the courage to rat out Bri to Aesha that he only has one polo. I feel like he could have said this directly to Bri and asked her to please locate it. I’m sure she would have felt stupid, like she does every other time she gets called out, and found the damned shirt.
Aesha talks to her again. She tells her she sucks again. She tries hard to keep it positive again, but it’s getting to the point of why even bother now?
Is it that she is this freaked out about douchey Joe that her head is so far up her ass she cannot even match the name on a tag with the room in which it belongs??
Now Sandy bitches at her. She wants to use some colored beads or something which I’m not getting how would work better than people’s names on their shit. This really is getting so sad and hard to watch. This is not that hard.
She claims she remembers better with color, than reading peoples’ names. Is she four? I don’t mean to be rude. I actually think she’s severely ADD.
What color will Joe’s beads be? How about brown. And Ellie? Black of course, to match her black heart.
Carrie wants to know if she should put sugar on the table for the tea. Okay has she ever worked with Americans before? No one’s drinking fucking tea. They’re doing shots and acting like fools.
I don’t know what goes so horribly wrong with this undocking of the boat.
For one thing Sandy is impatient AF. Like if she’s hearing no commentary then assume they’re not ready and chill for five seconds.
There’s a guy standing on the neighboring yacht watching all of this chaos.
Time for random gripes about hair and clothing. Why does Carrie have her polo buttoned up to her chin like that? She looks like she belongs in ‘Revenge of the Nerds.’ And Ellie and the scrunchies. First of all, why is she even wearing scrunchies? And second of all, they are the most horrific colors that clash with her uniform. She retired the fuschia one and now decided on this Grinchy green.
Bri insists on wearing this weird pearl necklace in her yaps which is also bugging me.
Not sure what’s with this random costuming of some the guest. Not sure what the random costume even is.
Bri does a good job of laughing at herself about the laundry. At this point she kind of has to.
Ellie takes a break and is in her cabin watching videos of herself. Why is that not surprising.
Joe starts being a dick to Gael while on their break in the crew mess for no reason. Nate doesn’t even defend her. Pussy.
Ellie officially complains to Aesha about Carrie being brought on and why she’s doing service, and she feels like a third wheel and is being demoted.
The nerve of this bitch to seriously tell her supervisor how to do her job. This from a bitch that’s so fucking obsessed with hierarchy!! Aesha should have attempted to grab at her and say “I am chief stew that is who I am! You must obey me!!”
But because Aesha is a normal person without a host of personality problems, she says “at the end of the day it is my decision.” She doesn’t even dangle in her face that SHE’S chief stew, and you are the SECOND!!
Why does she not do that? Because she’s not idiotic, bipolar and stupid.
