There’s some anchor drama and Storm has to go down and untangle. I wonder if there is some sort of professional diver standing by for these types of situations. It seems really dangerous.
Success!! but it WAS a bit of a nail biter. Guess they wouldn’t have let the poor dude drown while filming. Can you imagine whatshername doing this shit, Raygan? Forgot about her. Doesn’t it seem like so long ago when she was on, and promptly got shitcanned?
Didn’t even seem like she could swim honestly. She never wanted to get into the water. She never wanted to do anything actually. Jason is probably pissed that Storm was able to fix it.
I’m sure he wanted him to fail so he could go on and on and his yap about how he could have done it better, and everything that he did wrong.
You really can see Nat’s frustrations. Kyle and Trash are doing nothing but hanging on their fucking phones. Especially Trash with this needy self righteous D bag, that for some reason thinks she can text him every ten minutes while WORKING! And when they show the messages, the things that he says are really disturbing too. His messages seem super patronizing, and almost threatening. Yeah he’s fer SURE a toxic dude. What the hell is she doing? Her job is suffering over her need to cater to this infant, so he doesn’t cry and have a tantrum.
It really is so distracting and time consuming for her. Even when she just gives him quick answers. But when you’re giving ‘quick answers’ 500 times, it adds up! And it’s time taken away from your job.
Hence the reason she’s not DOING her fucking job, and the interior is basically falling apart ! Then factor in Kyle’s new crush from the last charter, and HIS head is also up in the clouds. They’re both all over the fucking place and not FOCUSED!
Jason scolds Courtney for some minor shit with the tender. He’s one of those people (dudes) that just likes the sound of their own fucking voice.
That condescending tone constantly he uses, like he knows so much more than the other three is getting out of hand and annoying. I think they purposely always hire someone like this for the show, because they know the drama it causes. Jason needs to take several seats, he’s not any better at this job, than Courtney, Mzi and Storm, at all. He just has this ability of SOUNDING like he knows what he’s talking about constantly.
He should go into politics. Or back to spread sheets. Good idea, please go lock yourself in a room and figure out the dewey decimal system. Weirdo.
He could have told her nicely the line was on the wrong side, if he was even correct and it even matters. Courtney is a newer deckhand, and has owned the fact that she’s still learning, and may make mistakes. What the fuck. And when a dude talks down to a girl like that at work, it makes it extra degrading, and makes him look like an extra large piece of shit, with an extra small dick.
Again, this dude of Tash’s – getting all pissy about her not “messaging him regularly.” How many fucking times did she tell him this? Does he have a job at all?? She needs to leave her phone in her room. Never have I seen a stew carrying their phone around with them texting while working on any Below Deck. Christ tell him you’re getting in trouble for texting so much. I actually tried that, and it worked for like two days, and then he was back to texting me constantly and having a peepee if I didn’t answer immediately. Or if I didn’t start a texting chain. Because we’re twelve.
I actually did get in trouble by the owner who told me “you’re always on your phone.” So it wasn’t a lie. I couldn’t use the excuse of leaving my phone somewhere though since it was an office job. She has that option to use, get this maniac off her back. Or just have the brains to see that this isn’t someone you want to be in a relationship with, and block his dumb ass.
Beach picnic – those are always fun and hectic and causing people to argue.
Storm is pissed that there’s shit laying all over the place and scolds Jason, and of course that doesn’t go over well, and he has to challenge him and list multiple reasons that make no sense as to what Storm is now doing wrong, and that he does better. This kid. Don’t think we’ll be seeing him anymore. Their arguments sound like two three year old’s fighting over a toy.
He reminds me a little like Trashley on Sailing Yacht last season. Literally same problem with having a supervisor, and being given instruction. Except he’s not whipping out his dick non stop and begging for sex and raping women.
Sandy is seeing what a fucking mess the pantry and galley are, thanks to Tash not giving a rat’s ass about her job and texting the toddler.
I hate the ‘Lead Deckhand’ drama. It’s so pointless and almost always causes arguing and strife. Especially when a girl is chosen over a dude. Remember Malia, (who was making out with the bosun too so there was that to add into the mix…) and that Izzy chick? Do they always pick the girl on purpose just to piss the dudes off?
Probably, it is a TV show, after all. The other two dudes actually started verbally abusing, and being awful to Izzy when she was made the lead, when she tried to communicate with them. I think Mzi and Courtney are equal in their abilities, so what’s the fucking point? Maybe Mzi a little more so, just because he’s experienced. With Court still learning, I just can’t picture her actually telling Mzi what to do, when she consults with Mzi frequently?? This is stupid. And Jason? He’s going to have six fucking cows having to answer to a girl.
Dave still pining after Natasha is annoying as fuck. Does he have no self-respect? Why does he not see that she used him and purposely treated him crappy for entertainment purposes? I wish he’d hook up with Courtney in the worst way.
Sushi party at the beach, then guests want a Guy Ferier and Dolly Parton party. That’s sort of random. Guess they’re trying for a sort of play on the musical Guys and Dolls? I guess. Oh well it’s funny. This group is really hysterical.
Courtney notices that it seems like Nat does everything. She says it’s getting “too loungey” with the other two. It does seem like they’re taking advantage, and doing a lot of goofing off.
So observation — when Nat did the sparklers on the guest’s birthday cake, and I probably would not have even remembered this, but coincidentally I caught part of that episode recently when they play previous seasons during the day, where Hannah lit sparklers on a cake also. Sandy freaked the fuck out on her. Even reprimanded her in front of the guests, and continued to let her have it inside. The smoke alarms went off in Hannah’s case so I do see the difference. I think Nat lit them on the deck instead of inside which was probably smart. But still, Sandy went off about even using them in the first place, and she should know better, and she put the boat in danger, the guests in danger, because they are a fire hazard. But hey, (in the event of a fire caused by them) as long as another stew, other than Hannah does the same exact thing, it’s all fucking gucci!!
Storm is going to be talking to Jason about acting like a fucking twat. Can’t wait for that. For real, not sarcastic.
Nat heads to bed, with Kyle and Tash finishing up service. Nat and Storm are cute together. I saw something online, Insta maybe, where maybe they’re still dating? Has to be record for a Below Deck boatmance right?
So instead of cleaning up the kitchen, Trash and Kyle are discussing their love lives. Mostly Kyle going on and on about this guest he thinks he’s in love with.
Kyle starts fawning all over her as to what a great leader she is, and how wonderful she is, and blah blah blah. It’s nauseating.
Stupid ass boyfriend must have worn himself out and he’s sleeping, because she seems to have time to talk to Kyle without having to have her phone in her hand, and reassuring this loser.
Trash rationalizes leaving the kitchen like a pigsty by saying “we have to prioritze the guests over the pantry.” Sounds like some lame excuses for just being lazy, and not wanting to do your fucking job. One could wait on guests and make drinks, and the other could be cleaning up. Fucking duh. This isn’t brain surgery. And clearly they’re not ‘prioritizing guests’ because they’re bitching their drinks are taking forever.
It is pretty ridick, though that they’re still up at 4am partying, and requesting food. I know they’re supposed to ‘give them whatever they want’ but there should be some sort of cut off for food and drink requests. And I think 3am sounds reasonable.
It’s now almost 6am and these dumb bitches are finally turning in.
Tash: “just worry about cleaning in the morning” Well it IS morning, for one thing, and it’s been two hours since she went to bed, with Kyle still up, and he could have most definitely cleaned, and made some attempt to get things in order for Nat. I never could have gone to bed with all of those dirty dishes in the sink like that.
She’s favoring Kyle over Nat, and making his life easier, because she’s better friends with him. She sets the bar really extra low for Kyle.
I’ve never seen an episode on any Below Deck everrrr where the stews left the kitchen looking like that. Never. Or a stew that carried her phone around while working, texting their sig other constantly. You always see them in their rooms on their phones, checking, when their shifts are OVER
Naturally Nat wakes up, and is fucking TICKED about the disgusting mess in the kitchen.
So there has been a lot of online banter on Nat being a snitch, and should not have gone to Sandy. I usually I don’t support snitches, I don’t, I fucking hate snitches. Pet peeve #2 after jealous bitches that try to make your life miserable and degrade you simply because they’re jealous. (you know, like high school, and right now, my sister and her fat ugly daughter) I had some snitch bitches tattle-taling on me at my job. It sucks. It’s so childish and just reflects what kind of bitter nasty person they are.
However, I think she’s valid for a handful of reasons.
1. Sandy noticed, and asked Nat, and started the convo.
2. Her complaints are valid and accurate. Not even exaggerated.
3. It was obvi that they were fucking off all night and COULD have done the dishes, floors, put shit away etc.
4. Nat even already voiced her frustrations to Trash and Trash did NOTHING.
You can tell sort of that she was uncomfortable with telling her, so I don’t think this is a habit, but sometimes it is necessary. I broke my own non-tattling rule once on a chick I worked with because she kept continuously talking down to two girls I worked with that were black, and even made a racist comment that I won’t repeat. Yes, I told our boss at the corporate office. That was warranted. She got fired by the way, because in addition to those issues, she did nothing all day. Didn’t feel bad, and still don’t feel bad.
Crazy boyfriend is up, and already blowing up Natasha’s phone with psycho fucking control freak texts at 6 fucking am. She plays right into it. She tells him “I can’t bare to hurt you anymore” Girlllll. This dude is OFFFFFF. You mean she wasn’t answering your texts while she was fucking SLEEPING??
I did read somewhere she’s of course, not with him anymore. So all of this stupid drama, and not doing her fucking job for nothing really.
Sandy comes down to assess the chaos herself. Why is she not dragging her ass out of bed, and screaming at her, like she did Hannah few years back when she had a complete meltdown, about the table not being set for breakfast two fucking hours before the guests were even getting up. Shows her complete double standard with Hannah
Trash and Kyle are actually up, and Sandy unloads on these dumb asses. But not nearly like she yelled at Hannah for the breakfast table thing. Tash just mutters “sorry” and runs away. She doesn’t even try to stand up for herself and explain, because she knows she’ fucking wrong, and she knows she fucking sucks.
So these bitches are up at 8:15 all fucking chipper when they literally went to bed 2.5 hours ago??
Nat tells Tash she needs to do better with her chief stewing, and complains about the decorations still being out form 2 days ago. Tash tells her“she wasn’t on the boat all day yesterday” Nat argues that she was gone for couple of hours. It’s sad she has to tell the Chief fucking Stew to do her job.
No Nat does NOT want to be chief stew. She has not given any impression for one second, that the hierarchy bugs her, and she wants to be in charge. I think she’d rather NOT be in charge, actually.
Trash knows as she’s saying this in her yap, it’s a fucking lie. She’s such a fucking liar. How many lies have she obviously told so far? A lot.
Jason seemed to be okay with Mzi asking him to perform a task but not ever Storm. Storm can’t dare give him direction, or he starts whining. Jesus, wait til Courtney is Lead Deckhand, and tries to give him an instruction. That should be interesting, right?
Sandy addresses with Kyle the kitchen and disorganization issues, and she actually does it in a manner that makes it obvious that Nat bitched to her.
Her delivery could have been a little less in Nat’s words, to make it appear the reprimand is all on her own. She had been noticing this prior to Nat filling her in on the details.
Kyle looks stunned. But how can he be surprised? And she has vocalized to them her frustrations, has she not?
I think it’s fitting Kyle and Trash don’t go out for the crew dinner, and stay and do their fucking jobs that they should have been doing during work hours! They’re discussing this plan to not go out as if they’re curing cancer.
Kyle approaches Nat and basically goes off about Sandy bitching him out. Nat should really just own it, and stop looking confused and just say – “Whatever Sandy asked me how things were going, was noticing the mess, and how you didn’t clean up from dinner, so I told her how things were going. Get over it. Grow a pair, Susie!”
Awkward silence now in the galley. The way Kyle is acting towards her is NOT cool.
Guests depart. They were very pleased. They weren’t at all demanding, and were mostly cool, except for snacks at 4am.
Sandy summons Tash to the bridge. She sits down with Sandy, looking embarrassed. So if she’s so ‘innocent’ and confident that she’s doing her job well, why is she looking sheepish as she approaches Sandy? She fucking knows the constant texting she’s doing and catering to this manica is affecting her work, and it’s been slipping.
She has this strange fake ear to ear grin on her face. She looks like the Joker. Is she trying to look cute in the hopes Sandy will let her off easy? That only works for Malia.
