Back to Storm’s malfunctioning walkie talkie. (I guess no one says that anymore) Again Sandy says “press your mic and then talk” over the radio. This time he hears her.
We know how much she hates to hit the dolphin thingys, and she hit the thingy twice this season. She needs a good bosun. Maybe one that knows how to work the radios AND knows difference between 1 meter and 3 meters.
And of course “Storm to the bridge…” (storm to the bridge – heehee)
Sounds like he understands what he did wrong. I just would have thought he would know how to work the radio. Hadn’t he used the radio before being the ‘Provisional Bosun??’ He gave a reason why he was confused, not sure what he said.
Courtney is so damned fucking cute.
Natasha cannot stop texting this dude. She’s not doing her fucking job at all. She’s like a 13 year old with her first phone, and her first boyfriend.
Kyle and Nat are arguing and I don’t know why? I don’t understand either one of them. It continues, and I still don’t know. Something about laundry. Kyle doesn’t want to wait on the guests I guess, because of his teeth.
I wanna ride the banana!
Tash is texting the BF/ex BF right in front of Dave. Who all is NOT sick of her yammering in her yaps, “getting back together with my ex…” WE GET IT. She calls Dave “unpredictable, and doesn’t know what’s running through his head sometimes.” Whatever.
Kyle is crying about his teeth hurting. Does this dude have NOTHING to take for pain? Even like advil or aleve should help him. Or can he just have a drink??
Here we go with the stabilizer issue again. This boat kind of sucks, seems like. Shit in the kitchen is falling and breaking. Sandy yelling “hang on, hang on” in her radio. Dave is worried about checking on Natasha. Can he please stop being so nice to her. She doesn’t deserve it.
Mzi still likes Courtney
Another obsi, Kyle is a big fucking whiny baby like I am, when I’m in pain. With my pinched nerve issue I just dealt with, I was equally as whiny. But I’m a girl so it’s okay for me, but sorry Kyle needs to, like man the hell up!! I know he’s gay but still. Swish some vodka around in your mouth! Does he have a cavity or what is going on?? Wisdom teeth?
So Storm’s next test, they’re pulling into the dock at night. No hitting of anything, and he figured out the radio.
Dave is being too nice to Natasha. He’s trying to be overly nice to her. It’s annoying. She just blows him off.
She’s going in hard, with her texts to this dude. Give it a rest girl. Don’t be so — you know — eager. It is a dude, and they take advantage of that shit. Someone take this girl’s phone from her already! Ridiculous.
Poor Sandy gotta deal with another crying dude. What are the chances? And why does everyone pester Sandy with the crying fucking crew??? Not her job.
Whatever, Natasha summons her and she charges right down to him. She gives the very profound advice that “he needs to see a dentist.” Really captain ? Did they teach you that in captain school? So smart! She makes a phone call, and he’s apparently going to the hospital. I feel like this is something Natasha, the chief stew, could have handled. Yes she may have had to stop texting her ‘boyfriend’ and fucking with Dave for five minutes.
Kyle cracking me up with satin purple boxers. If I was a gay guy that is what I would wear.
So these guests are SUPER down to earth and awesome, right?!!
Tash shares in her yap that was engaged to someone from a boat, and dumped him while crossing over?? And they still had to share a cabin? Why does NONE OF THAT story that surprise me?? I think she just enjoys doing this shit. Getting in relationships with dudes on the boat, then deliberately starts ignoring them, to make things awkward and make her feel better about herself or some shit? And who REALLY cares about this skank’s love life? Or whatever you want to call it. It’s literally ALL she talks about. You can tell something is off with her. “He clearly loved me a lot …” She’s obsessed with talking about, using and dumping guys! “We had to share a cabin for a month, that was awkward. That’s the thing about boats you go nowhere to run and hide…” Yeah she’s obsessed with this shit. Same fucking thing she’s doing with Dave. And she loves to say “awkward.”
Jason is mad his joke didn’t ‘land’ with Courtney and Mzi. No one understood what he said. No one. He does have a point though in noticing Mzi’s infatuation with Courtney. That we understood.
Sounds like Kyle came onto this charter already having some sort of tooth issues. So does the boat/Bravo pay when they have to seek medical attention?? did he just get teeth pulled or what? I feel like he would be in some sort of pain still. Who the hell knows.
Why oh why does Natasha have to pull Dave aside, and tell him about getting back with her ex? Clearly it was to mess with his fucking head. “We make each other laugh and have so much in common…” Sounds like a lot of over compensating. This chick is just off and demented. She gives me Trashley from SY vibes, honestly. Just not as trashy and disgusting. Dave immediately is coming unglued, and she is smirking.
She tells Kyle, “she just wants to be left alone.” But she didn’t mind dangling the ex in front of his face. She initiated that whole convo just to let him know this. But HE should leave YOU alone?? Storm and Nat have a date. It went fine. I don’t see it going anywhere. These little romances rarely do. She keeps repeating “It’s awkward” about Dave constantly.
Natalya is pissed at Storm for talking about work. She says “I don’t do emotional.” Who says that? He cries to Dave in the van. Storm is still whining. Nat goes into a guest bedroom and ignores him. The fact that he was talking to Mzi about his job concerns, i wouldn’t really call ’emotional.’ What is with these bitches ? They’re like ice princesses of the sea.
Tash continues to talk about her favorite subject, Dave. For someone that she totally can’t stand, she seems to talk about him a lot. Kyle tells her “it’s so tough for you.” Yes tough for her to be a See You Next Tuesday Skank.
Dave crawls in bed as if he’s starting to go off again. Her plan is working. Now she’ll call him ‘crazy’ again, after she was dangling her relationship in his face all day.
