I don’t pay a lot of attention at the preference sheet meetings as Sandy flips through the print-outs showing their names, occupations, photos and ‘preferences.’
This time I did though since this is my second watch and some of the ladies were so fucking rude, and it caught my attention when Sandy said one of the women was a ‘life coach.’ I’ll have to see if this is one of the bitches that was being fucking cunty.
The primary is Mahisha, a Dallas ‘socialite.’ That explains a lot of the horrible behavior.
I looked Mahisha up, and apparently she’s a the CEO of a hair care company, Curls, and an author. Why would she call herself a socialite? What’s the first thing you think of when you hear socialite?? Born or married into wealth, brainless, and does nothing.
Like Kathy Hilton. A woman who is clearly not bright and has accomplished nothing besides being married to Rick Hilton.
Tante is the life coach. We’ll see if she was on of the assholes. I can’t fathom someone who calls herself a life coach would be treating service people badly.
I feel like Jono still can’t stand Ellie. She tries to joke around with him and he blows her off. Is he still pouting about being awakened by her to do his job?
Iain vows again to get his shit together. Finally, now that the season is almost over. I’m shocked Sandy hasn’t fired him yet. He doesn’t even know the basics of docking and undocking the fucking boat.
This ep begins the new laundry game plan where Ellie is to wash only rags and towels.
Gael learns how to drive the tender. Why hasn’t she been doing this yet. She’s clearly a more capable deck hand than fucking Iain and Joe put together. She’s constantly telling Iain how to do his fucking job. It’s ridiculous.
Good for her, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for girl power. It’s making her look like a bad ass bitch but embarrassing for the so-called bosun. I almost feel bad for him.
Despite Joe being the one instructing her, she succeeded in operating and docking it with no problem whatsoever. Not surprised. She’s excited.
I can’t believe they bring this stupid balloon arch on the boat. I am in SHOCK it didn’t blow away.
The guests arrive and certain females in the party are already bitching up a storm.
Thank God Aesha actually read the preference sheet (at least someone does) and had the requested martini ready for Mrs. Primary. Can you even imagine if she didn’t? With these attitudes?
They get annoyed at – steps. Mahisha requests the deck furniture be moved to accommodate a photo op she wants.
So many early red flags.
Aesha is ordered to fetch a drink, I think by the butter knife bitch, which is like three feet away.
Ellie is chastised for not reading the mind of the other crass bitch that she also wanted a drink.
Bri who gets easily confused and distracted in laundry is interrupted to “go pull plates.” Can’t someone else get fucking plates out?
They set up for the ‘fire and ice dinner.’ Not only were these balloons a pain in the ass to transport and get to the upper deck, but they’re also tacky as hell.
Now they complain about the caviar and want Jono to emerge so they can bitch at him about it. In his yap he says he “didn’t shit out those eggs.” Okay well he’s not wrong. (I assume)
Ellie can’t find her black dress for service, and it’s in the ‘laundry bag’ and didn’t get washed. Now Ellie’s shit is screwed up which we definitely do not need.
Surprisingly she doesn’t make a fuss. Probably because she set it up to not get washed.
This utensil troublemaker bitch Neyelsa starts griping at the table for not having a butter knife, and complains about not having her ‘bread and butter.’ Girllll this isn’t Texax Roadhouse. I mean really, you typically don’t get the free bread and butter in bougie restaurants.
She brags about her mom having her watch some VCR tape when she was a kid about etiquette and table manners or whatever. Who cares, she’s an asshole.
Basketball player dude already looks annoyed at her as she’s just getting into the story. He’s probably already heard it 100 times.
She doesn’t want to be rude she claims, but decides to anyway and bitches at Aesha about it. I’m sure Aesha didn’t want to be rude either and say ‘looks like you’ll be okay without your bread and butter.’
It’s disappointing these husbands just sit and let their bitches go rogue like this. Where do you find dudes like that, because I’ve yet to find one. Not that I would EVER act like this, but ya know, I got bitched at for doing absolutely nothing wrong, let alone embarrassing the group moaning over a fucking butter knife, as if it fucking matters.
Can’t they pull them aside and tell them to knock it off?
Aesha tells her the knife is indeed a fish knife and explains to her why.
She didn’t like being ‘schooled’ and then proceeds to tell her that her “caviar service sucked, just saying.”
WTF.
Did she actually just say that? What a dumb fucking cunt. Sorry NOT SORRY. She is.
She does realize Aesha has access to her toothbrush right?
And will be the one serving her food and drinks right??
This is precisely why you don’t treat your service people like this. If you watch RHOC, maybe you’ve heard the Dubrows are horrible to service people in the OC area. My funny thing I like to say, is that she’s probably consumed gallons of spit piss and mucus over the years. I hope she knows that and is okay with it. I think it’s funny, anyway.
Aesha: “These are people that like to claim they’re from the upper class but missing the class part.”
Love that.
Aesha seems confident and justified in her clap-back even though I always thought it was extremely frowned upon to get pissy with the guests, even when they deserve it.
Just smile and walk away, then wipe your ass on their pillow case. Thought that’s what we did.
I’m not in disagreement, of her handing her ass to her, but this is just the first I’ve heard of this rule.
She certainly was not half as rude as those fuckers on last season’s Below Deck – that drunk Eileen chick who kept verbally assaulting and berating the crew, and calling them losers.
And just as with that chick, it’s so puzzling to me why none of the other guests tell her to knock it off. They just sit there and awkwardly look away. Her dude suddenly looks at his phone.
Second course is on it’s way, and this hag can’t let her humiliation go. Everyone reassures her that it does indeed look exactly like a butter knife. She keeps harping and someone finally tells her to stop.
Again her dude is too much of a pussy to say – something? Anything??
And before anyone goes nuts, it has nothing to do with a man telling a woman what to do, that’s certainly not my belief, I would say the exact same thing if it was the dude acting like this. I would expect the woman or person he was with, to tell him to knock it off. I certainly would if someone I was with was acting like this in public.
They head to the upper deck ‘dick’ as Aesha says, and demand drinks. Don’t request or ask nicely, they demand.
They send Joe up to flirt with them for a few. Whatever, it did work. They’re in a better mood. I’m assuming their husbands can’t stand the bitchy two, and pay no attention to them. Wonder why.
Aesha fills in Sandy, and she has no issue with Aesha correcting her.
So I see that I misunderstood the whole butter knife drama, maybe I dozed off in the middle of it, but she was telling Aesha that it wasn’t a fish knife, she wasn’t inquiring why she had no butter knife. Or butter. You know, because she watched this fucking VCR tape in 1992 that said otherwise.
Can’t make this shit up.
I don’t know about these sandwiches that Jono made for midnight snacking. Looks like they’re salami on basic white bread. Like euuwww. I would probably complain about that. Nicely of course.
I can’t even fathom this being my face as I’m sitting on this fucking yacht in the ocean in Greece. What’s wrong with her? What a fucking sour puss fucking dumb ass ungrateful hag. WOW. For real what the fuck is her problem?
Maybe the miserable face is because she’s hungry even though they just had dinner. She makes her husband ask Aesha if there’s food, as she sits there blinking and looking constipated.
And it’s nay on the sandwiches – she doesn’t eat sandwiches. That’s probably a good thing because she probably would have had a meltdown over that 99 cent Sunbeam bread.
She requests berries. Exactly what I want when I’m hungry, berries. In other words she’s not even hungry, she just wants to make random demands to feel important. I feel so bad for that dude.
He definitely looks pussy-whipped. Not sure why he has to speak for. She announces she’s headed to her quarters and he’s to wait for the berries and bring them to her.
Did karma come a knockin’ when she falls down the steps? Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.
Apparently she doesn’t think her fall was punishment because she emerges the next day and snaps at Aesha whose cheerfully saying “Good mooooorrrrrrrrrrrninnnnnng…” in her Aesha way, and gets greeted with, “can we eat now??”
It’s magically ready even though they literally just got up. Thought we weren’t pre-making breakfast?
Miss Can-We-Eat-Now has decided she’d rather have her picture taken after she demanded food stat. Aesha lets Sandy know about the latest snarkiness.
The Bball guy tells Sandy the staff is top-notch as butter knife bitch is now also apparently constipated. I get it, it does happen on vacation.
I was a little surprised at this, I must say. Certainly there have been guests that have been more rude than these two. Sandy starts lecturing them in a passive aggressive way about treating the importance of treating the staff with respect.
It just occurred to me that the life coach, who has not been a troublemaker at all, THank God, I would have turned it off, could possibly give them a free session on how not to act like a fucking hoodlum?
Mahisha looks quite bothered as Sandy recounts a story of how she canceled a charter based on the guests’ rudeness.
Butter Knife tells her pussy-whipped dude she’s “over the conversation” and storms off. BYEEEEEEE!!! We’re over you ! These two assholes are doing damage control galore on social media and blaming ‘editing.’
Primary walks away with her tail between her legs. All kidding aside, this should be done more. Other captains, take notes. I particularly liked how Sandy reminded them the owner of the yacht doesn’t need their fucking money.
She suddenly wiped the constipated look off of her face and she’s actually smiling.
‘Wiped’ – no pun intended. Hee hee.
Joe tries to give the history on the tour of ancient Greek ruins from thousands of years ago during their sight-seeing excursion, and all she cares about is the best angle to have her picture taken.
Shallow much? Jeeeeezussss.
Ellie and Joe flirt. Mostly it’s Ellie flirting. She’s coming off to me as desperate, and groveling to this guy and it makes me sick, especially when it’s all in the name of revenge. She reminds me of a ho that I know.
All of the men on this charter are so freaking nice. Two of the women you haven’t heard one damned word from, the redhead and the life coach.
Those other two bitches don’t shut the fuck up, and make up for everyone.
Anyway enough of that. Oh one more thing, now they’re just being fake nice instead of maybe apologizing. I HATE when people do that. Like okay maybe if I just start being nice now, they’ll forget I was just a holy terror five minutes ago.
It doesn’t work like that. Apologize.
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Joe says he got himself in a bit of a ‘kerpluffle’ Jesus that’s almost as bad as Dolo on Jersey’s ‘gumbaya.’
He feels weird about the flirtation with Ellie earlier. He does NOT like this chick, it is clear he is totally put off by her. This is proof that sometimes with guys personality actually matters, and hers blows. Meanwhile she’s so damned unaware she thinks he’s all into her. She’s not noticing how he grits his teeth every time he’s around her.
She gushes to Gael who knows he can’t stand her. She’s not noticing Gael’s fake smile either.
Lunch is served. Knife lady is actually smiling now too. Aesha announces on the radio “they like your duck” which I laughed at like a ten year old boy.
Again Gael, the lowest deckhand on the totem pole tells Iain, the BOSUN he’s wrong in his plan on guiding Sandy to the dock.
Dear Bravo, please bring these four back next season with Nate as bosun, Gael as lead deckhand, and Iain and Joe as the pee-ons. Please.
After Gael told him what to do there was ZERO docking drama.
These morons leave. Try not to fall again Maisha, would hate to see your hurt yourself.
I love Aesha and Butter Knife’s farewell. So fake and so awkward as they overcompensate their hatred for each other by screeching and singing their good-bye with horrible forced smiles.
Ellie is sticking with that fuschia scrunchie I see, with a red shirt. Aesha tells her and Bri that laundry was drama-free so clearly it was Ellie fucking things up. She doesn’t say that but hopefully she was thinking it.
Ellie decides she wants to invite Joe on a date. That’s so NOT what you do.
Again she cannot read body language or facial expressions because she doesn’t pick up on the fact that although he says yes, he’s not that excited.
He tells Nate he doesn’t want to go and he said yes because he felt put on the spot.
Gael says in her yap she’s fearful Ellie will be one cracra scorned bitch and will be burning the boat down.
Hell hath no fury…
He doesn’t even want to sit next to her in the tip meeting. Sandy is so messy. “Who are the lovebirds?”
At least the cunty bitch left a good tip.
Joe starts to tell Ellie he doesn’t want to go out with her.
I can’t even fathom the slutty outfit she was planning on wearing. She’s kind of dumbfounded. She’s going to spiral.
