Just now watching last week’s episode. Missed it because it was still on vaca. I tried to watch it on Fubo but Bravo was not playing for me for whatever the eff reason, besides the universe hates me.
again again again cannnot stand Malia. if she mumbles under her breath one more fucking time about being down a stew im throwing my wine bottle at my TV… concentrate on what you do best — tryin to bang your newest boat conquest. I see she’s doing her hair now instead of pulling it all up. She’s changin it up a little this time – banging a dude not part of the actual show, maybe she thinks that makes her less of a sleeze. It doesn’t. again what happened to TEAM PLAYER – WE’RE A TEAM … we help each other out. stop fixin your stupid hair in that stupid half bun thing you’re tryna work to impress your new BF, carry the fuckin suitcases, and shut up you little snitch, ass kissing piece of shit – I don’t like ‘ER !!! NOT SORRY. Remember you told Mathew “it’s your job” when he was whiny he had to make lunch for the crew, so follow your own advice. This is your job.
My wine tonight is ‘Hot to Trot’ Red Blend , in honor of Malia.
guests whined their fish was bland — he seemed to have taken it reasonably well. Maybe since it’s last charter and he’s like fuck it.
Malia is helping serve- I predict her bitching AGAIN at some point about it. Guests love the lobster and steak. I want some dang lobster and steak …
(if you’re reading this…. If you’re going to the store today… you buy I fry …)
here we go – what did I tell you ??? MALIA WE KNOWWWWWWWW.
We know we know we know.
we know you have less time to rub your juicy vag on the chief officer with Lloyd being down and also down a stew, which is due to Katie’s decision, we know we know we know. No one cares what you think.
Thank you to all that is holy that Lloyd is ok and back – see how hard was this MORON MALIA ??? it was ONE NIGHT AND MORNING.
Now you can resume fixing your hair and shaving your snatch. BLAHHHH .
she turned me OFF completely when she snitched on hannah . I hate snitches, I hate narcisissts I hate assholes, and I hate minute rice (in honor of Salt Lake Mary Sunday night)
talent show was cute . These guests seem somewhat high maintenance but also down to earth. This dinner looks great, a lot better than poor Mary’s on Salt lake last night. Am I beating a dead horse ?
The greens from beets do not taste like beets. Think she noticed the red color in the greens. What a dumb ass thing to complain about. Can you tell im in a pissy mood ???? im having Tech difficulties with my website Facebook page and it’s been pissing me off !! but I still hate Malia.
Focus Mathew !!!
I hate breakfast on these charters when they’re allowed to order all of this random shit. There should be a breakfast menu for the morning just like lunch and dinner. Ya know he has like NO HELP, and everyone is ordering ridiculous crap.
He’s breaking yolks, he’s unraveling.
Tonight’s episode – 10/18
this is what always happens when guests are ordering all different types of eggs like they’re at a truck stop . It’s too much for one chef.
Now getting ready for the beach picnic. Katie is now like maybe we should have kept Delonney.
Whatever —I think they’re doing fine. Guests can wait two seconds for their fucking drink. They’ve been drinking non stop since they arrived.
Some anchor and drifting drama – foresee Malia blaming Katie for this after the break. They were actually doing fine until this charter with the extra whiny guests.
Apparently they can’t get up off their asses to load up their plates. Sorry told ya im cranky. But come on, even on vacay it’s important to move around somewhat. I went on a crazy hike on a fucking cliff in LA on my vaca at Runyon Canyon – so deal with it —– yacht guests. Some of you look like you need to move around a little.
How many times can Katie tell Mat NICELY to shutta the fuck up and make the fucking food – she doesn’t fucking care – just not nachos and wings pleeeeaaase. (We all know how that turned out)
why is he acting especially off his rocker ??? he will NOT stop asking Katie about the food . Like he won’t. Stop. He is acting like he’s like four . Mom is this ok ? Is this good ??? is this ok ???
Malia’s man is calling on her. Can see her ‘in heat’ face as she runs away to blow him somewhere.
Is this her man ? Asking Lloyd about the crossover ? Suddenly her hair is down. Ok now she’s gonna blow him.
These guests need to stop being assholes. Gummie bears??? I thought they were joking . There is no fucking reason to still be up at 3am demanding shit. They’re just tryin to be assholes, and they’re succeeding.
They cannot wait for these dicks to leave. Eat your french toast and getta fuck out !!!!
all kidding aside, I’m just cranky and the crew is cranky and everyone is cranky, guests weren’t THAT bad. Def have been worse in BD history.
That french toast looks good. Guess the reunion is right after the show> ??
Why are the Below Deck reunions always so ‘low budget?’
malia ain’t bitchin at the tip meeting now is she ??? seriously she got some dick, she got some great tips… what’s the problem ?
The under study stand by second string chef is coming on board for a drink, Mat feels ‘uncomfortable’ and storms out of the crew mess.
does mathew own another sweatshirt ? So stand by dude not going out with them , just gets one stinkin drink on the boat ? LAME !!!!
what’s with Sandy and the hi/lo thing always ??? that bugs me too .
Lazy susan spinning like a dang sit n spin , and there goes David again.
Mat has a different shirt on.
Not to sound like a dork – but guys isn’t this NICE to see ???? all of them getting along and lovin on each other ???/ got rid of the bad apple, and now it’s all good in the hood.
Never ever ever see this on Kate Chastain’s crew. Usually one stew that she torchered and bullyed and picked on for nine straight weeks hated her, the chef usually hated her, deck crew hated her, so last night out was always awkward, no one wants to hang with her. the good- byes were awkward. Only one that could stand her is Capt Lee, pretty sure he had a crush on her , not sure why.
HERE IS TO – NO MORE KATE CHASTAIN !! STAY
‘RETIRED’
when you see chef stews that are positive and motivating, it really makes you realize how horrible she is. And how much better off stews and chefs are that she is doing something else
with her miserable self. Not sure what and don’t care !!!
Unfortunately I am sure she’s managing to spread her miserableness around to others . Somewhere.
That’s a wrap , now for the reunion….
