just realized how Barbara called it with Kelly being the trouble maker because of her lipstick on the preference sheet.
She refers to it as pink, but that’s not the problem I wear pink lipstick and I’m far from nuts, (sort of) but it’s more of a trailer parky frosted pink. I would have also said that. Good call Barbara.
Still arguing her about exiting the boat. She’s blacked out. Just get her off.
Kerry says another guest needs to go with her, I’m assuming due to her condition. Helen volunteers but wants to make sure she gets to come back.
Kelly doesn’t even bother go put on shorts or a cover up. She looks like she was going to break in half getting on the tender.
Still bitching about riding the banana boat. She has zero clue what is even happening right now I’m pretty sure.
The crew went from being Democrats to pussies.
One of the guess claims he’s missing a necklace that he has on. Not a real quick bunch, this crew, right?
Solene takes a quick break, which she doesn’t really need, and of course Rainbeau tracks her down giving her an order. I do think Rainbeau needs to chill a little bit.
You’re in charge of maid service, not curing cancer.
Barbara ignores Jess talking about her laundry. You’re damned right she’s not doing your personal laundry bitch!! That’s what she should have said.
It come off as childish to blatantly ignore someone talking to you (aka the silent treatment) but I get it. If they deserve it, go for it. It’s a fuck you without even saying anything. Without even wasting your breath and exerting any energy.
And you can’t be argued with if you’re not speaking.
Jess lets Solene know that she feels like she fucked up by lying to Barbara that she liked her liked her, but really was feeling disgruntled.
Solene doesn’t get this at all because you know she’s so hollow and can’t process Jess telling her she’s mad at herself for hurting Barbara’s feelings. She really is looking at Jess so confused.
Why is there no laundry drama? I so miss the laundry drama!
Anthony is getting accolades left and right about his dinner. I love this for him!
Kerry gets a call to pick up Helen who made sure Kelly got the hell out and on a plane. The rest of the guests didn’t seem to care for her and no one seems upset she was thrown off the boat.
To be honest we did need a little guest entertainment right? Unless you’re all enjoying Solene slobbering white shit that looked like puss or puke all on everyone.
Helen tells the group that Kelly will be going into therapy after this. I would say AA would be the better route.
Is Kyle REALLY upset about this fucking trollop? I find that so hard to believe.
Helen just like Kelly, doesn’t believe in throwing on a pair of shorts or a cover up over her bikini to walk around the boat, when they really do need to.
At the beach picnic, Helen starts hanging all over the crew as she’s getting off of the tender. Just when you thought maybe the one that’s NOT normal and a little wacko has left the boat.
She makes Kyle cradle her in the water after she has removed her top.
Solene seems to have developed some sort of cold sore/pimple/possibly herpes by her mouth. She’s been sucking on everyone’s face and other parts and continues to with these blisters on her mouth.
Barbara is starting to see how frustrating Solene is now that she’s kind of pissed at her due to the ‘love’ triangle.
You see how Solene always has to do things in her own time.
If they ask her to do something or ask her to come, she has to argue and pretend she has something else extremely important that she’s doing.
That’s exactly how that Camille chick was.
Now maybe Barbara understands what Rainbeau has been saying.
Barbara continues giving Jess the silent treatment.
Anthony worries me doing an eight course dinner, with Captain in attendance of course.
I don’t know if I want to see these people in lingerie. This is just not a great looking crew of guests, let’s be honest
Well don’t know what happened between the preview of Jess and Solene’s interaction while Solene is eating, with big huge blisters on her face to the actual scene where they’re suddenly gone. Am I crazy?? Here’s a side by side. I would say they airbrushed them off but forgot to make sure that version was shown as the preview.
Unless they reshot it, and put makeup on her?? Production foreseeing that was pretty fucking disgusting.
I don’t get why Jess is just figuring out what a fucking twat Solene is, as she tries to advise her to care more about her job.
She sat in the van in a recent ep and said right to Jess and Fraser she cares about nothing at all, and sometimes it even surprises her. Bitch just admit you’re hollow as fuck.
I don’t know what’s more blatant than that.
I can’t believe they reshot that scene without the fucking blisters. And I can’t believe they were careless enough to use the non-makeup version in the preview.
Jess pisses and moans in her yap, regretting what she did to Barbara for that walking petrie dish fucking trampy French chick.
