Below Deck 6/23/25 – Tipping Off

Five Day still going.

Caio who got his ass chewed out because he’s a sucky bosun who doesn’t know how to manage people, nor do the basics of his job (which is why he got hired) tells his team they “need to get better” which is very vague and indirect. Like what do they need to improve on? I recall Kerry telling Caio HE needs to improve. He’s actually lucky he has a great hard-working and competent team that is doing great despite the shitty leadership.

Which is pretty much what Kyle says in his yap.

That was weird. This dude is clueless.

Kerry offers to take the guests out on this nighttime glowing kayaking thing which doesn’t seem particularly safe but what do I know.

Anthony serves the shellfish allergy guy shrimp sushi. Fraser gets pretty pissy about it. They’re a team. He could have reminded him. He could have remembered from the meeting and not served it. Doesn’t anyone think of putting the ‘preference sheet’ somewhere in the galley where they can actually see it so they’re reminded of what to not serve certain people?

Caio is now in extreme defensive mode and I guess looking for someone to blame that he keeps fucking up.

He talks to Jess and interrogates her as to whether they are ‘on his side’ or not.

Jess kind of gives him a pep talk but it sounds more like she’s being polite than really believes what she is saying.

Solene continues to not care that much about anything, and does the bare minimum.

She even goes so far as to brag to Rainbeau how she completed all of her tasks when she like, did not. Rainbeau thanks her profusely before even checking to make sure. Lo and behold she did do a half-assed job.

Surprise surprise, Fraser volunteers himself to go to the beach with the guests.

Did Fraser HAVE to tell him they could be nude? Literally no one else is walking around naked.

Rainbeau is right to pull Solene from what she was doing to help her with cabins, which is more important that it gets completed in a certain time frame.

The problem with Solene is that she has no ability to prioritize, and no sense of urgency.

She even argues with Rainbeau telling her to go on break because for some reason she’s dying to finish cleaning the pantry. As if she cares. She also likes to argue.

Now Caio is in trouble for not letting Kerry know he was heading back with the guests from the beach. Was this guy ever even a deckhand before?

Nothing changes or gets resolved with Solene because Rainbeau keeps sucking up to her and apologizing, when it should be the other way around.

I don’t think Rainbeau is being crazy at all. She just needs the dumb bitch to do her job.

I don’t know what that whole dramatic thing was with Anthony that they did where they pretended like he was getting all in his head and unraveling again.

They get ready for the Venetian theme for the evening. I think Fraser is starting to believe he’s a guest. Is he taking this a bit too seriously?

The charter is finally coming to an end.

Kyle asks Solene for a date. She again brags in her yap about how she manages to have all the guys wanting her, and she’s not interested in a relationship.

The boys depart. For a huge group of gay guys you do have to admit they were not really that high maintenance.

Maybe that’s why they thought they could make off leaving such a shitty tip.

Let the penis jokes begin.

They got shafted. They got the short end of the stick. That tip blows.

Kerry offers to drop them off to dinner in St. Bart’s, and the following day will be a half day off with brunch.

Caio seems a little anti-social.

Fraser and Damon make out in the hot tub even though he has this supposed boyfriend.

Damon doesn’t deem himself gay, but ‘open.’

That was uneventful, but that’s all right.

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