Well another one bit the dust. I assumed there was going to be a third to leave since I kept hearing about a ‘high turnover’ this season. Two is normal. So I guess three is ‘high.’
I’ll get into it later, but it’s bullshit, and it’s undeserved. There are only three charters left, he works well with everyone. They all love him, he has such a calm and easy going demeanor, when the chefs are usually fucking wackos. Fraser could’ve helped him with his reading challenges on the complicated preference sheets.
As far as this crew of guests, you know if you have a palate for fucking fast food, then take the fucking trashy Margaritaville cruise for eighty fucking dollars. You don’ t need to be on a bougee yacht that serves Michelin style dishes.
Just like someone that works at fucking McDonald’s probably doesn’t know how to prepare a gourmet meal, this caliber of a chef does not know how to prepare shit fast food.
Okay, as I said more on that later.
We’re picking up at dessert. I guess he found his ice cream scoop. One of the guests says he ‘needs some wings right now.’ See what this chef is up against?
At two fucking am this asshole asks Barbie for a grilled cheese and lobster. Does he seriously think the chef who is up at the butt crack of dawn to make your fucking breakfast is awake at 2am?? My God.
Barbie offers to whip them up something, but clarifies she’s not very good in the kitchen. These bitches look at her like she has three heads.
That primary bitch who reeks of either new money or no money, not sure, but definitely has zero fucking class or couth, yells at Barbie that she better make something they like! Wow.
Sorry I don’t think there’s a McDonalds or Buffalo Wild Wings nearby.
And holy fucking shit not to pick on Barbie, but she had to google how to make a fucking BLT. Also between her and Kyle, they can’t even turn on the grill. Kudos to them for trying to help, but they’re so far out of their element.
“I grew up with nannies who cooked.” Okay Barbie we know, one cooked one cleaned, and one did your fucking hair. Jesus. Shut up Pretentious Barbie. I’m hearing she’s trying to be a Housewife. Maybe that explains her kissing Jill’s ass and constant reminders of her bougee upbringing.
Can’t make this shit up.
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Anthony’s attitude is sucking. You can tell as he’s mumbling under his breath, but still puts on a smile and does his best to deal with this crowd, who is equally as difficult to cook for, except in a different way, as the last crew.
Ben discusses with Sunny Kyle’s annoyance with her getting the stupid meaningless ‘lead deckhand’ position. And it is meaningless.
Sunny, girl, it’s not really a good argument to say you were already fucking him before he became bosun, and it’s also not true that the Captain has a part in the decision, but nice try.
She probably did get the meaningless promotion because she’s banging Ben. The bigger concern is why is she banging Ben?? The dude is fucking off and I’m not sure he’s even straight, to be honest with you, but whatever, you go girl if this is what’s getting you through the day.
I’m kind of disappointed we haven’t seen more ‘witchiness’ from Xandi. Like nothing. No shit floating through the air, no wiggling of her nose to get shit done. No spells, no nothing. What a rip-off. I think producers expected more drama from her too.
Not only has there been no witch activity, but she’s probably the least problematic and dramatic stew in Below Deck history. So we know she won’t be back. And she’s kind of dry.
So it’s a beach picnic. Yay, we love those. Not. Frenchy wants to prepare the filet and lobster on the grill on the beach, and Fraser shoots that down, instructing him to cook the food in the galley first, and reheat it on the grill.
So Fras, like stay in your lane. Your lane is serving the shit, and making sure the toilets are clean. To me, if it’s cooked on the boat and transported by tender to the beach, it’s going to be cold. And you can’t fucking ‘reheat’ steak, or it becomes overcooked.
Fraser tells hem he can’t afford to challenge himself in any way. That’s rude.
We know guests do bitch about cold food. The shit gets cold just being carried up the stairs from the galley to the table.
Eggs Benedict is the breakfast special (is this a diner?) and right away primary bitches she doesn’t want ham, and needs turkey duck or beef bacon. Yuck yuck and yuck. She doesn’t do pork, for whatever reason. You’ll eat a fucking duck but not a pig.
I’m being bitchy because she’s an asshole. Like just don’t be an asshole. Your new money/no money is showing. Someone with class and wealth wouldn’t sit here bitching about fucking different types of fucking bacon.
How does that go? Wealth whispers and money talks, or bitches and yells. That’s how it should go.
Whatever, She gets fucking lobster in place of bacon and still wants to bitch and make poop faces at poor Paris, who has nothing to do with the food availability, whatsoever. Obviously.
I put the chef’s firing up on a FaceBook chat which everyone was of course doing, but my post was the best, and someone said this – which made me think ‘hmmmm I never thought to put it like that and I thought I knew it all.’
She said it speaks to your character when you treat someone poorly that you know can’t react. Which is exactly true. She knew she could sit there on her entitled ass and bitch at that girl, and she couldn’t say one word, and had to just suck it up and apologize. Paris handles it beautifully, and didn’t take the bait. Carmen would have probably loved Paris to get irritated and lippy, then she could’ve bitched about that too. And probably cried racism.
Her dude needs to see an orthodontist. He and her fucking friend looked embarrassed for her, ashamed of her and like she wanted her to shut up about her fucking dislike of pork. Looks like that’s the only thing she dislikes.
This woman, like Jill, is too dumb to foresee how this would translate on TV. It’s not one bit cute to treat service people poorly.
Imagine this being your face when you’re offered lobster in place of fucking gross ‘beef bacon’ on a luxury yacht cruise in the Caribbean. Someone get her a laxative. If I were Anthony I would’ve ground up like 10 Correctol’s and threw threw it in her hollandaise sauce.
I hope she got one hell of a discount for humiliating herself like this. He serves the dishes and explains he was not able to find different types of fucking BACON in the fucking CARIBBEAN to her, which was big of him. Most chefs don’t like to leave the galley and speak to the guests. Especially ones that act like this.
She seems to take it okay when he explains he tried to get her fucking shit. She tells him he’s forgiven. Wow. No apology to Paris I see.
She looks a little embarrassed for her toddler hissy pissy fit. A little.
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Ben and Kyle chat. Kyle explains that he just expressed that he thought he had more experience than Sunny. Honestly it’s nothing but a popularity contest. Nothing to do with experience. Well then it’s a shit title.
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Anthony doesn’t take Fraser’s advice of pre-cooking the food on the boat.
Fraser whines like a bitch. I don’t know when the chief stew started to be in charge of the chef. Food is often cooked at the beach when there is a grill available. It makes more sense than serving cold fucking food. Also it doesn’t take long to cook steak and lobster, at all.
Whateverrrrrrrrr Fraserrrrrrrrr.
The dude probably can’t even fry an egg and is giving cooking advice.
Fraser announces on the radio they’re “behind at leeeeeeassssssst a half an hourrrrrr” because the food had to you, cook. God forbid.
What’s the fucking rush?? Does someone have to get to work?? It’s a fucking vacation. They’re sitting on a gorgeous beach. With wine. There is no reason whatsoever to rush back to the boat.
Fraser tell us you were setting up Frenchy to get fired without telling us you were setting up Frenchy to get fired.
They bitch about the noodles he used for the mac and cheese. Woman the problem is, that you have a five star chef making fucking mac and cheese. No there was probably not elbow macaroni and velveeta on a fucking yacht. Jesus woman.
Fraser keeps bitching and muttering that the food sucked when all they bitched about was the mac and cheese. Which can be made with any fucking noodle.
I wonder what Anthony thinks about his good pal Fraser bitching about him non-stop and completely throwing him under the bus at every turn.
There had better be a reunion. Don’t know why we’re doing away with them now but it’s fucked up. It started last season so Sandy Captain Sandy didn’t have to answer for her creepy tyrannical management and racism. Then they didn’t do one on BDM either, using excuse of scheduling conflicts when they have been doing them remotely. My conclusion to that was to start to make it the norm to avoid having to hold people accountable.
Fraser tattles to Kerry that Frenchy cooked the food on the grill and they didn’t like the stupid mac and cheese noodles. Kerry tells him he’s decided to ‘make a change.’
Fraser pretends to appear upset or surprised, although he’s been shit talking him to Kerry. Fraser is acting like such a weenie.
I hope he knows I was a previous fan of his, and defended the fucking shit out of him with Captain Creepo last season. I take itake it all back.
Poor Paris, her ex was cheating on her with his ex. Hmmm, what must THAT be like?? I wonder if that chick looked like a toad too.
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The guests want to dress as celebs and walk the red carpet and have the crew snap their pictures. I mean, it is different.
The dude dressed as the Pulp Fiction guy — nailed it!!
Frenchy decides to take the simple route for this dinner since the fancy schmancy stuff didn’t go over so well. Then of course he has Miss No Fish and No Veggies to deal with. Chef is not about going out of his way to deal with her. She’s getting chicken Caesar Salad minus the salad, for her appetizer and chicken in place of the red snapper for dinner. Fras balks at that, but you know tough shit. I have no patience for people that eat like children. He’s ready to be done with these dicks and so am I.
So this becomes a thing later. They’re sitting at dinner and this dude is already requesting his snack, which is weird. He requests lobster grilled cheeses to be prepared before Chef calls it a night.
Listening to the request and knowing what happens later, I feel like he just missed the word ‘lobster.’ The dude did say it fast, and don’t forget English is Frenchy’s second language. Americans talk fast and don’t enunciate.
More food drama, when the snacks are served, which seems like it was right after dinner. Frenchy missed the ‘lobster’ part of the request and made the grilled cheeses with turkey.
Barbie offers to wake him up. This is why he shouldn’t be fired. This dude flew out of bed, probably when he had literally just fallen asleep, made these assholes their fucking grilled cheese, and served them with a smile on his face. What other BD chef in history would ever do that??
Okay, maybe that chick from Sailing Yacht last season, but that is certainly it.
These fuckers depart. That dummy had to get one final dig in, and again doubled down about her bacon complaint when it WAS explained, and proceeded to further diss the chef about her food complaints.
Ya know, I think it speaks volumes to have to keep repeating “I’m the primary, I’m the primary…” That also speaks to her extreme lack of class, and not knowing how to function in this type of environment. She leaves a shit tip.
Probably would’ve been a shit tip either way. She brought up the bacon again as an excuse to be cheap. Lady, Chef can’t fucking shit out fucking duck bacon.
So she got a substantial Bravo discount, tipped shitty and acted like a fucking demanding classless turd bag the whole fucking time. Good job lady. Thanks for representing Americans this way. No wonder we get dragged for being low-class and unrefined in other countries.
Fraser is like so up Kerry’s asshole. He calls him up, and Fraser to me, exaggerates the food situation with those assholes at the beach.
Then he does it. He fires Anthony. So sad. There are only three more fucking charters.
I don’t get why Kerry goes all the way back to the beginning when he was told he wasn’t preparing enough food for the crew. He immediately rectified that after being told. Frenchy gets upset saying it’s the first time he’s ever gotten fired.
I really don’t think he was expecting this. I think he expected to be scolded about the fish tacos and lobster grilled cheese shit.
Fucking wanted to throw up when Fraser approaches him when he’s in the galley and upset, and he plays dumb.
“What did Captain say?” Seriously dude, you spoon fed him all of the info. What the hell do you think he said? Maybe he was fishing to see if he told him that he was bitching about him.
He’s right. He never did complain, and chefs always complain. Fraser hugs him. Wow. This dude has nerve. Is he removing the sword from his back during this disingenuous and fake display of sorrow and affection.
Barbie starts yammering about Kyle not being good enough for her, and daddy wouldn’t approve. She can be a tad bit — insufferable.
On a game of truth or dare, Ben switches outfits with Xandi, and as I would have predicted, he seems to not mind it, at all. I so wish he had his Pina Colada and straw right now.
Sunny and Ben seemed to have cooled off somewhat. Dylan asks if she’s ‘free’ then proceeds to try to kiss her in the most unsmoothest way possible.
I mean, really it would have been pretty skanky for Sunny to start making out with him when she’d been hooking up with Ben. This isn’t Trashley from Sailing Yacht two seasons ago. She calls him a “bit of an ick.”
Yeah that’s ick all right. Unfortunately some people don’t mind being an ick and hooking up with multiple people simultaneously.
Kyle and Barbie hook up, I think. I assume. She cries, then they go into the bathroom. Really tired of hearing her whine about her fucking dad. It’s weird. Grown-ass women don’t need approval from their dad to fuck around or have a boyfriend.
