So what do we think of this new crew now that we had the first night out under our belt? That’s what we need to really determine what makes everyone tick, and who is into who.
Not sure why these two are arguing over stocking the bar fridges with beverages. Girl just put the shit in the fridges, and make sure there is not one single empty fucking space. Alissa clearly has some kind of OCD situation going on here, with needing all mini fridges COMPLETELY FULL with sparkling water, still water and fucking Red Bull. I might agree with Camille, it’s over the top, and if she’s that fucking picky about it, do it yourself.
This staircase looks exactly like the one on the Titanic movie.
Alissa is tattling on Camille already to Fraser. Fraser acts respectful, but holding off on addressing Camille. Good idea.
Guests are doing the dreaded beach picnic and Camille sees no problem with stripping down and getting in the water. Well that’s kind of bold. Especially this early in the charter. Has she met Captain Lee? Well I guess technically she really hasn’t until now, but has she heard word on the beach about Captain Lee??
She says in her yap, something like, “wtf yeah I’m getting into the water, I’m not here just to serve and do everything for everyone else? Yachting is supposed to be fun!”
Uhhh, yes you are here to work. And it’s like any job, while working you work, while off, you do whatever you want.
Going to be trouble, this one. She takes the Ben dude in the water with her. Everyone else is working and setting up for the party, but these two are just swimming and frolicking. I’m surprised this Alissa chick is taking it this well. She blew a gasket when she left a hole in the mini fridge but quite complicit when she decides to take her shirt off and go swimming in the ocean, when she’s supposed to be working.
Assuming Fraser will be filled in on this. I’ve actually never seen a stew that had the audacity to do this, ever. Well maybe Rocky did something similar ten seasons ago. That chick that Eddie was banging in the laundry room. I think she said “fuck it” and jumped into the ocean while on duty, and a deckhand followed her. Captain Lee was not very happy.
She doesn’t even have a towel to dry off with. She just puts her shirt back on over her wet sports bra and body. So weird. She’s still horsing around, and did nothing.
Rachel realizes the dinner the previous night was an epic fail, and vows to do better for this one. She still doesn’t seem that concerned.
Playboy themed dinner is on the schedule for tonight.
Hayley tells us in her yap she masturbates to her own photos. I think I said that as a joke one time. I said “I look so cute I’m turning myself on.” That sounds a little better. And I was joking.
The fish that Rachel was planning on making for dinner, is actually not usable.
She said it smells weird and must have been frozen when it wasn’t fresh. Stupid question – we are literally sitting in the middle of the fucking Caribbean. Why are we even using frozen fish? Surely when they dock there is a place to buy fresh caught seafood??
She consults with Fras and decides to do just the turf part of the surf n turf. Fras says they’ll be totally fine, but he has no way of knowing that. He should be giving them a heads up. So there’s no other frozen seafood she can use on board to replace it? No shrimp or scallops?? Guess not.
Ross is letting us know he definitely is very similar to Gary our resident ‘playboy’ on Sailing yacht, as he talks about what a perv he is. Hayley wonders who fancies whom. I love the UK term ‘fancy’ in place of ‘like.’ We need to make that a thing in the U.S.
Why don’t we just s tart saying it until it catches on?? We can do this! Camille and Alissa both ‘fancy’ Ben. At least they didn’t say Ross, since Katie fancies Ross. That would make three fucking stews trying to get at him, then he WOULD be the official Gary.
Captain is invited to the Playboy Dinner and he seems to have forgotten his Heff robe or bunny costume. I gotta be honest, and this is in no way meant to be offensive to Captain Lee or any type of age shaming, but if I was on this mega yacht, and I saw my Captain barely able to walk, I might be a little be a little nervous. I guess it’s good they don’t really go super far into the ocean. The docking is the main thing. One of the guests looks a little apprehensive when she sees him coming to the table.
I just don’t think he looks well at all. He doesn’t look like he should be the main dude in charge of an extra mega yacht. I’m hearing rumors that he brings someone else on board to assist him. Not sure if it’s true or not. Sandy possibly? Eddie? He seems a lot more calm and subdued.
I’m assuming he’s not allowed to take any pain meds? I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, I don’t think he should be doing this.
Blow job discussion (even shelves of encyclopedias in the guests quarters) between Camille and Hayley.
I assume these two will be getting along famously. Unless they start to get competitive. Girls competitve? Never !!!
They didn’t say anything about no seafood being served yet! They don’t seem super whiny and high maintenance.
Lee is trying to put up a good front that he’s enjoying hanging with the guests, but he looks tired and miserable. I never thought dinner with the guests was something he was into anyway, but he looks extra ready to get it over with. Now Sandy on the other hand, loves to dine with the guests. She likes to be in on the party, and getting in on all the tea!
So I stand corrected – not one word about the lack of surf. No one bitched about anything!
Not sure why she put that small dessert on that big huge plate though. It needed a scoop of ice cream or something.
Guests change into their Playboy attire and seem ready to party. They want Tony the super buff dude with a 12 pack to dance for them. They’re bad dancers but no one really cares since they have their shirts off.
Alissa gives Camille her instructions of what to do before she can go to bed, which doesn’t seem like a lot or difficult, but you already know she’s not going to do it right, or at all. And she didn’t, and she sits in the crew mess eating.
Alissa approaches her and lets her know what’s not done, and Camille tells her there’s a problem with her delivery. Cleaning up at he bar areas, usually entails putting any food items away.
Of course there’s a little frustration in her voice, if she has to come back and tell her a very simple easy task was not complete. What I always say (actually I just started saying it a few years ago, but it makes sense, just like everything I say)
If your job isn’t very hard, you should be really good at it!! So Camille come on girl, step it up. This is not hard. You wouldn’t have to complain about the way she corrects you if you did not need corrected.
So we have a knotty wind issue. “Rolling around like a goddamned pinball in a slot machine.” How does he remember all of these??
Poor guy has no clean white shirt. Fraser tells Camille, only his undies go in the dryer. Funny. Captain Lee wears undies hee hee.
Camille brings his laundry up to him talking in an English accent for some reason. I had to rewind to see if was Camille or Hayley.
Lee calls Fraser up and tells him there is an issue, and shows him his very tight dress shirt, which I actually thought looked good. He looks so buff. Fraser thinks it shrunk, no Fras it’s not his.
You do see how it’s hard to keep everyone’s stuff straight in the laundry room. They have to sort people’s fucking underwear for crissakes. If I was on this boat I would literally wash out my own stuff in my cabin in the sink. This laundry room is like a black hole.
He seems to have a sense of humor about it. Camille can’t find any larges in the laundry room, so she goes upstairs to find a shirtless Captain Lee (with a sweet tattoo of his son on his chest) patiently waiting for his shirt. She assures him there was no large, he tells her he sent one down. Who knows.
He’s going to have to suffer through a polo to see off the guests,
“Mother Nature’s one bad ass bitch.” Oh yes she is. They end up not docking but sending the guests off in a tender.
Camille asks if he’s upset he doesn’t have a white shirt. He replies “there would be no doubt in your mind if I were.”
I like this new ‘don’t sweat the small stuff’ Captain Lee. Fraser assures him his correct shirts will magically appear.
So everyone is after Ben apparently on the first night out. Camille needs the floor as soon as they sit down and does some big elaborate announcement/prayer but not really a prayer, about how they’re all breaking bread together or something. I would say toast, but no one even has drinks yet.
Ben ordered a Pina Colada which is a strange dude drink. Alissa who is sitting beside him, asks if it’s frozen or on the rocks. Guys, Pina Coladas are not an ‘on the rocks’ drink. They’re always slushies. These morons. When have you have seen a pina colada on the rocks?? I also don’t think i would date a dude that drinks pina coladas.
So they’re both chatting him up. Not sure why, guess the slim pickins thing. Camille seems to be the winner winner chicken dinner. She gets him engaged and he starts talking about his ex. That’s a good way to break the ice, I guess.
Camille’s claim to fame is this “big deal college football player” she dated. This is at least the third time she’s mentioned it and it’s only the second episode.
Camille has reeled him in, and Alissa is not happy. Her little “lost boys” and yachting being a way of escape and running away from your problems, seems to have done the trick.
Fraser and Hayley are bonding at the end of the table. Hayley gives him some encouragement and ego stroking.
Alissa says she will never chase after a man as I kind of agree with her, as Camille proceeds to give Ben (is this Ben really all that? I think no) an actual lap dance, as the rest of the crew watches on. Alissa immediately leaves.
We wrap up with Captain Lee getting up in the am, and says he’s not improving at the rate that he anticipated, which is what I said last week. What kind of quacky doctor told him this, and signed off for him to do a charter. He’s 73! He had major surgery.
Well good news for him, next charter is a bunch of hot (female) doctors!!
