Saga continues of the beach excursion running late and Fraser feeling that Heather needs to “get it together” when he is being asked to multi task.
Rachel isn’t wrong about Eddie being a little coward puss tattling on her. Hey maybe he and Malia should get together. I am positive it would happen if they happened to be on the same boat.
Because Malia ya know how I feel about her – open for business to whomever says ‘hey you’re cute.’
But they prob wouldn’t be on the same charter since they’re both bosuns. No way either one of them would be stepping down as bosun with their egos. But could you imagine those two tattle twins on the same boat ???? christ if someone took an aspirin they would be tripping themselves getting to the bridge.
This stand in captain dude attempts to make jokes but just —-can’t .
“I know you have to come when I call, but thanks for coming up.” like no one that follows orders wants to hear that, nor thinks that is funny. That would be why there was fake awkward laughter.
Return of Captain Lee. Heather is not making a great first impression with him – coming off kind of ditzy, seems like.
He is being his usual extra dry holier than thou self.
Eddie is ‘directly under’ Captain Lee. He had AFib and had parts of his heart burnt off???? yikes.
He goes into some deets with Eddie about his condition. It gets a little nauseating honestly how badly he kisses Lee’s ass.
Captain Lee joins the ladies for dinner. The ladies always love him. He usually is not overly thrilled about the ladies.
Rachel’s food, as usual, looks amazing, and the guests love it.
Lee jokes about the go fuck yourself and eat my cooter commentary last year from her.
Honestly was that off the hook when Lee didn’t lose his shit over that. You could tell he loved Rachel to not fire her ass right there and then. If her food was not excellent that would have had a much different ending.
Nerve wracking is another over used word – not as much as “triggered” though. Waiting for the first ‘trigger’ on Below Deck. I’m sure it’s coming. Stand by.
Not the mahi mahi mahi mahi mahi argument again.
Uh oh — Heather getting criticized by the guests IN FRONT OF Captain no nonsense Lee.
Did she really need to mention the towels ???? like you have ten people tripping over themselves to watt on you hand and foot and you’re missing a towel? COME ON.
Heather gets summoned to the bridge. It does sound kind of silly. There was a trash bag left, and towel situation. Lee has to tell the crowd that the less than stellar tip has to do with the housekeeping complaints. Way to go Captain Lee. Let’s get them all arguing on the first night over a missing towel.
Fraser and Heather attempt to talk it out after hours and doesn’t seem to be going too well. Fraser is a little too sensitive.
Jake and Rayna are making out already
what was the shrimp and penis convo?? maybe I don’t wanna know.
that was a really low key night out.
Two dudes in the hot tub.
More face sucking. (not the two dudes – not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
I could never sleep in those beds with the ceiling two inches above my face and zero air
circulating.
What do we think Heather is doing wrong? She seems to be telling them both what to do. It’s not that off the wall to multi task is it ??
Whatta flying fuck is with this dude next week ???
