Kyle and his new ex-guest-flame dude are cracking me up! They’re so gay !!! No hate mail for my saying that! My gay guy friend refers to other guys sometimes as being ‘so gay!’ I don’t mean it in a bad way. But they’re so gay !! In a cute way.
Jason is feeling left out of the deckhand clique, because of the rapport between Mzi, Courtney and Storm, who all already knew each other, Plus he’s kind of a loner, and not very likable. So there’s that.
Mzi would laugh hysterically if Courtney just said “hello.” Tone it down, bro.
Kind of tired of hearing Jason crying about it. He would fit in more if he made some type of effort, and wasn’t always getting pissy with Storm, and having stupid little hissy fits when he is getting instructions.
Provisions arrive and Trash ordered enough shit to last six fucking years. There’s no room to even store everything. Cases upon cases upon cases of every fucking beverage known to mankind.
Storm tells Jason to polish the railings, and he pretty much ignores him until Storm presses him to respond. Then doesn’t even follow through. This is turning into a whose dick is bigger contest with these two.
Dave seems to be in some sort of great spirits. Like he was in the first few episodes before Trash started ignoring him, and acting like it was insane he didn’t want to keep their little thing a secret.
Laughing and goofing around in the galley, instead of sulking in a corner, and crying over Natasha. Guess it was his good night’s, zero hangover sleep.
So Storm asked Jason to polish the rails on the boat, and Jason decided he was going to just do it in own fucking time. He’ll get to it when he gets to it. That’s not really how most jobs work. Mr. ManBun is inside eating. Fine, he’s hungry, get that. Not sure what the protocol is for their breaks. I thought they needed to take their breaks at specific times, not just disappear.
Trash’s BF is at it again. Sending her like six texts at one time. She goes on and on in her yap about her grandfather and how hard it is to do long distance relationships on boats. Whatever. She needs to shut up. The sound of her voice is just getting so beyond annoying! She speaks in a way like she thinks everything she says is of the utmost importance, and we’re hanging on her ever word. We’re not.
Someone on Twitter posted about this boat, ‘Home’ being kind of blah on the inside, and at the time I thought I agreed. But now, I think I like it. It’s just very clean and modern. Maybe the cabins are a little smaller.
Nat and Kyle seem to have formed an alliance and are in agreement about their annoyance with Trash.
So this Steven thing is a dildo? Guess I missed that last week.
Trash doesn’t like Dave’s new good mood, and seemingly has moved on, and gotten over her, so she decides that she needs to hug all over him. Wish he would have been like “no I’m good” when she asked him if he wanted a hug.
The guests are still at the beach, and it’s getting dark. Sandy is trying to Reach Storm and he’s not answering. He sends Jason on the jet ski to let them know to pack it in, and get back to the boat.
Nat compares Jason to Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. . . Make what you want of that what you will.
Storm gets all “my dick is bigger” again, and all whiny in his yap, that Jason yelled the instruction from the jet ski, rather than getting off and coming onto the beach. Stupid.
70’s disco party gets underway. Love their wigs. Dave looks hilarious and a little like Sonny Bono as one of the guests said. The guests seem really down to earth. I think they all have pretty much. I forget if there were any that were a total pain. I’ll have to look back at my recaps, but I’m not remembering anyone being an asshole.
The ladies get their disco on!!
Trash wants that steven dildo thing out!! Think she just likes it . Kyle doesn’t think the girls will be into it, like the guys were. She doesn’t listen and whips him out anyway. And the girls think it’s stupid, and it’s all awkward. She tells them they have to lick the salty tip.
This salty dick literally like killed the vibe of the evening. The girls think it’s gross. I just don’t think they expected a rubber dick filled with tequila on this bougie yacht.
Kyle and Jason have a bro moment. Seems Jason likes to sew! Maybe him and Craig from Southern Charm could be friends! Craig needs a friend to help him get over his ex!
So Trash is getting annoyed with the boyfriend, and the psycho fucking texting. Shocker. Nine fucking messages! Sounds like he’s havin a fucking hissy, and his vagina hurts, so he’s blowing up her phone with nasty messages. THAT sounds familiar!
Being with someone who is a psycho texter is frustrating, and NOT fucking fun. I speak from experience of course.
She does talk to text to her sister to tell him to leave her the fuck alone with his nasty messages, she’s tryin to work. So does this dude have a job? Asshole.
Sandy talks to Storm about having the guests at the beach when it was getting dark.
There’s some anchor drama and Sandy has Storm diving in the water to fix it.
Jason thinks it’s dangerous the way that Storm is going about “using his own body” to untangle the anchor from the star board. What’s the alternative? Sandy is the one that gave him the instruction.
