Below Deck 1/3 – Super Sized

The first few minutes is basically jaw wired shut chick crying and whining. She has destroyed the entire vibe of the dinner.

They are preparing for the nighttime “silent disco” on the beach.

Cocktails should get things going. They do enjoy this music in the headphones thing, and the campfire Wired shut chick has shut her mouth for the time being, Oh wait it IS shut- sorry I just can’t stop.

Heather asks Rayna how she’s doing. She is giving her the silent treatment over last week’s issues. Can we agree without everyone getting mad at me, and losing my four readers and followers, that Heather didn’t CALL anyone this horrific name ? Certainly didn’t call Rayna this. She was using the slang term, that musicians themselves use? But I get how it’s different when Heather used it. But she apologized and explained. She should not have said it. The silent treatment she is doing, is just childish ??

Fraser is feeling in an awkward spot, because Heather is his boss and Rayna is his friend.

Heather is really not knowing why Rayna is pissed. She already addressed it with her? She seemed cool when she explained, but of course she was not. She said I got you and said I still love ya … but she didn’t mean it. See this is confusing.

Heather went to her room and cried when Fraser spilled the tea, she is saying in her interview that she thought it was over and wishes she has a time machine… she needs to have a sit down with Rayna maybe ? If Rayna will entertain it, but she seems to not want to hear it.

Lee is on the horn trying to find a new stew. It’s only for two charters, can’t they suck it up ?? Fraser hugs Heather, Fraser hugs Jake. Rachel is making dinner and of course the dinner milkshake.

I still like my idea of slipping vodka into her smoothies, so she passes out… I’m joking, mostly.

It’s extra awkward with Rayna being pissed at Heather since she’s helping in the galley. Rachel is trying really hard to have the smoothie ready at the same time as the meals, (as I stated last ep, she can’t grind it until it’s ready, and cooked… It’s not rocket science to understand the smoothie will be delayed a few, and these are not typical foods that normally get made into a smoothie.

But now, to add injury to insult, glass is broken, and Heather stepped in it and her foot is bleeding. (I never got why they can’t wear clean sneakers, and have them be inside- only shoes?) because of situations like this, and it has to be so hard on your feet to be on them ALL day long with no support.

Feel like the Rayna and Heather tension is affecting work and performance. If Rayna doesn’t want to appear the “angry black person” then stop being angry. Take this up AFTER the guests leave.

Again why was kate chastain allowed to bully the third stew, around, whomever that third stew happened to be, she was ALWAYS a problem. Why? Because Kate bullied her around, instead of training her and speaking to her like a decent human, and manager, and setting her up for success. and she would be a complete dick hole to her for every entire charter??? Am the only one that saw this pattern ??? I sometimes feel like I am. There are other types of unacceptable and horrific behavior, and bullying is one of them.

Heather talks to a barely awake Rachel, how sorry she is about what she said, and how she feel bad and wants to again address it. Heather sleeps through her alarm. This is so NOT GOOD. Like Heather needs this. Seems to not be a huge deal – FOR THE MOMENT.

French Toast for breakfast. “I want some FRENCHHHHH TOAST !!!” Anyone remember that on the 40 Year Old Virgin ?? That chick that was wasted played by Leslie Mann, and driving Steve Carrell’s character around ramming he car into everything ?

They are docking with a shitton of wind !! 180 degree rotation Cap says – with the added wind– with the guests in the cabin watching, and asking stupid questions about dolphins (read the room lady) – Guess this is why he gets to lounge in the wheelhouse all day demanding his food and OJ.

Goes off without a hitch and Jake seems to be taking all of the credit – this could be bad. We know how he gets…

Lee seems to be in a good mood, tells the crew to get their hot asses to the deck to see them all off.

Tippy Time — Lee has accolades for all – 2g’s apiece. Jake and Fraser are hugging and looking cozy. As long as Jake isn’t hugging Heather, think we’re safe. Day off coming up, guess next week is the threesome. Thought is was this week. I sound like some kind of perv looking forward to it.

Mostly just curious, and ready for the drama that will ensue.

There was one that almost, on Sailing Yacht. And I was curious how that was going to shake out the next day, since remember that Georgia chick was crushing on the dude that was in a couple. (heard they broke up, if anyone knows who I mean, I forget their names)

Heather asks to talk to Rayna. She tires to put her off but Heather insists. I would think Rayna would want to talk it out. Heather apologizes again. Rayna said there is no genuine connection with her. She accepts the apology and there’s a hug so let’s have hope.

Lee can’t wait to get these idiots off the boat.

They get on a sail boat to a beach and tiki bar. This is so beautiful and gorgeous and I am so jealous. Did someone say coconut shrimp????

Didn’t realize this was super sized episode ???

Wes tries to call Jess, Like why waste your time ?? It’s sad she left without saying good-bye, and he feels abandoned because there is no one else he really connected with.

So Rayna is NOT over it, as I thought. She complains to Fraser. I think Heather does end up getting fired. She didn’t think Heather was genuine in her apology. I think she is really embarrassed. And is trying her best to redeem herself. But if Rayna can’t move forward, she can’t move forward. But she shouldn’t have hugged her and forgave her then. That’s mixed signals, so Heather will think she can joke around and be okay, when it’s not okay.

Jake and Fraser were getting cozy on the paddle board, until Rayna saw and got jelly and took her ass out there to break up their little party. Fraser said jokingly, sort of, in his interview to back off my man, but not really kidding.

Eddie drank a pina colada, and is really really afraid of spiders apparently ??? (not judging) He started squealing like a bitch and running like a girl when he noticed it.

So they’re back home, turning in, and no one got extremely wasted, and no one got into an argument.

Back on the boat, Jake and Rayna are getting cozy in Jake’s cabin when Fraser tries to come in not expecting to see Rayna, and Rayna grabs him to come back in and watch something with them.

Well when that’s over, he gets the boot. They show really, in my opinion, especially since it was on earlier, very graphic shots of Jake and Rayna getting busy. Suffice it to say that Fraser is PISSED OFF !! And Jake is going to be loving these two fighting over him! I’m afraid for next week!

This is not going to be good next week !!!! This is the Below Deck love triangle, of all Below Deck love triangles.

No threesome though – that was some false damned advertising !!!

Is anyone watching WWHL – Rayna looks so different. She looks great. Is it just the hair and make-up? Or was there work done ? I missed the first five minutes. When I first saw the two ladies, I was like, I thought Rayna was on ???