Summer House – 3/3/26 – Guys Are Amoebas on Fleas on Rats

Getting ready for the next event – a renaissance era theme.

Ciara does way too much for Jesse and West. She helps Jesse with his costume, after he tells her walking behind her, he likes her little skirt. Yes I’m sure you do, Jesse.

Whatever you do, DON’T look at my body!!

West heavily sighs in his room as he hears Jesse flirting with her in the hallway.

Lindsay, who’s here to keep things moving along, asks West what he and Jesse discussed in the pool.

They decide Lindsay should fill in Ciara that Jesse asked him earlier if she could ‘make out’ with her.

Amanda and Kyle have a minute or two of fun flirty banter, and not calling each other names. Love that for them.

Lindsay is stepping up her flirting game with Ben. Of all the girls cute girls in this house, Ciara, Levi, Bailey… Lindsay is who he’s going for? The meanest, most high maintenance, bitchiest chick on the planet??

I guess it’s kind of the same scenario of how hot women go for the most douchiest fucking guys. And then sometimes really ugly women go for douchey guys too, when said douchey guy wants to feel important, and move into said ugly woman’s ugly house and pretend like it’s his.

Dara, West’s ex, who is possibly trying to be a full-timer next season, gets flirty with KJ. He tells her she’s really pretty, as if it’s the first time he’s seen her since he doesn’t even recall meeting her at the singles’ event earlier in the week.

He gets out of it somewhat when she points out that her hair is different. He tries to change the subject.

Not arguing.

There are ways he could have saved himself after he told her she was pretty, making it clear he didn’t remember meeting her two days ago, like “and you’re still really pretty.” or “you got even prettier in the past two days.”

She seems to let him off the hook.

Lindsay as promised, tells Ciara what Jesse was saying to West, that he wishes to drunkenly “make out with Ciara.”

Amanda immediately goes into defending Jesse mode.

Okay Amanda, tell us you’re into every fucking guy in this house except your husband, without telling us that.

I don’t find Jesse to be at all disrespectful when he’s flirting with me.

Believe me I’m not defending Jesse, but Lindsay frames it as a ‘joking make out’ (whatever the hell that is) and I don’t think Jesse meant that.

He meant he seriously wants to make out with her, because he’s a fucking pervo, and that’s all he really cares about. Like all men. And she leads him on.

I want to point out that I said in my recap two weeks ago (I missed last week) that the fact that Jesse, first of all even ‘asking’ West is ridick when he broke up with HER.

He has no fucking say and no ownership in the girl, but why not check in with West that he wants to take her out on a date, not ‘make out with her.

And we all know it’s more than making out that the wants to do. I mean we’re not in seventh grade here.

I think Ciara is actually flattered and likes this weird ‘fighting’ over her.

I feel like she gives off this certain energy, that she likes the objectification and extreme flirtiness. For one thing she seems to not mind at all, and enjoy it very much, so there’s that.

I hate to say, also, in the way she dresses, because I know it’ summer. I know there’s a pool, I know she’s young and hot, however we don’t need to see the under boob and her underwear at the top of he shorts and her midriff in EVERY single outfit. Every. Single. Outfit.

She parades around these guys half-naked, seemingly wanting the attention, seemingly loving it, then mad when they don’t take her seriously enough to take her on real dates and have a possible relationship.

Also it wasn’t really like ‘permission’ per se that Jesse was going to West for, it was more like letting him know he’s going for it. I think he was assuming West would be fine with it. You know, since HE did break up with her. Two years ago.

In her yap Ciara claims they both make her sick, but do they really? She seems to have a thing for them both.

Well actually I love them both but I like to act mad so they grovel.

Lindsay misconveys the convo by telling Ciara that West said he didn’t care, when he definitely did care.

In her yap, that’s even what she said she is the most pissed about, that West said he didn’t care.

She starts moping around. Lindsay tells her she thinks Jesse is ‘catching feelings’ for her. No he’s not. He’s literally not.

This whole thing is extra annoying because I actually think they have hooked up. She was on WWHL last year after the season wrapped up, first of all, stoned out of her mind, and second of all, hinting that they had been together. Like together together.

I don’t tink it needs to be a whole pow wow in the kitchen over this with everyone rallying around her and consoling her that guys in the house want to hook up with her.

Long story short, after I’ve already rambled, she gives off mixed signals for sure.

Lindsay does the reality show thing of pretending to apologize for blabbing something that she knew would cause drama.

I think Ciara also secretly loves to give them the silent treatment, because she knows that drives guys insane.

I also want to remake the point that I think I said two weeks ago, that she also seems to accept the bare minimum from guys. Remember how beside herself and elated ahe was when West got the stupid barnyard animals for the carnival themed party? That’s what I mean.

And why this intense gratitude and giddiness over something so small and menial towards West, after the way he treated her two years prior?

This is why she gets walked all over and used for sex and they don’t seem to want her for a serious girlfriend.

Or perhaps she should just stop going for ‘Summer House’ and Bravo guys??

Like girl you live in a city of 8 million people, in very close proximity!

Not sure what the single guy to girl ratio is, let’s say a quarter are single guys, for the sake of argument, so you have 2 million guys within a TWENTY mile radius, and you’re picking guys out of this handful of reality ‘stars?’

Am I wrong? No, I’m really not.

Bailey is bad at flirting too like KJ. Maybe those two should get together. I feel like Bailey is overthinking it. Don’t overthink flirting.

Ciara pouts and cries during the West vs Jesse jousting, and runs in the house and crawls into bed, when West makes an ‘asking permission’ joke after the two guys share a kiss. Maybe like Southern Charm, these guys all pretend to be straight too.

Let’s just make out with each other!

Mia consoles her and Ciara complains that guys want to ‘experience her’ but not want to date or spend any quality time with her.

I won’t reiterate why I think that is. Maybe her friend should be honest with her and tell her this.

I don’t think she gives the ‘more traditional than your average girl’ vibes whatsoever that she thinks that “everyone knows.”

The party wraps up and the filler people get kicked out. Dara accepts a date with KJ, but then they show her hanging with Ben.

Jesse tries to make small talk with Ciara. “Do you have plans this week?’ We know there’s not ‘work’ lol. I thought that was funny. Most people ask if you have plans this weekend, not ‘this week.’ Ahhh the life of a ‘reality star.’

She gives him short answers making sure he knows she’s miffed. Jesse knows she knows. She ignores him as everyone is saying their good-byes. She is of course in a skin-tight crop top and shorts with her underwear showing. And that’s all I’m going to say.

Dara and KJ have their date. She’s mad he ordered himself a drink without waiting for her. She seems to get over it.

Carl is getting ‘Soft Bar’ going. As of right now, it appears to be open and in business, so we’ll see.

He expresses to Ben his disappointment that Kyle did not invest in his venture.

KJ lets Jesse know that Ciara got wind of the disrespectful way he spoke about her, and that she’s pissed.

I don’t even thinks she owns any full size shirts.

It’s Amanda’s birthday. That seems to happen every summer for some reason.

I will die on the hill that Ciara likes when the guys disrespect her, so she can be pissy towards them, so that they can then beg for her forgiveness.

It gives her a false ‘control’ feeling.

They have a chat in her room.

Jesse goes right in and admits he asked West if he would be upset if he “made out with Ciara.”

Ciara is in 100% ‘poor me’ mode as she sits cross-legged on tge bed, even though she continues to allow these guys to disrespect her constantly.

I didn’t mean anything by it” probably wasn’t the right thing to say. That sort of implies he doesn’t even care really, he just wanted to piss off West and sound like a stud.

She quickly picks up on that and throws that back at him.

He does some stuttering, stammering and looking and sounding stupid.

Can we just go back to look at bathing suits?

Like you close your eyes and it’s the exact same convo as last summer when he told Ciara to stop talking to him or whatever because Lexi was getting mad about it. When she confronted him that was a dumb thing to say, he said he was just joking.

She says she feel like a sexual conquest.

Again, that’s how they perceive her because she allows it.

Like I commented two weeks ago, about her showing him her bikinis, and having him decide which to wear. He made a comment about how her tits were going to fit into one of them??

Then she’s mad he doesn’t want to take her home to Sunday dinner?? And just wants to ‘make out?’

I even said it’s odd to do that bathing suit thing with a guy you’re not dating or in a relationship with, unless you were just looking to be flirty and have comments made about your body, which is how it seemed to Jesse and to viewers.

What am I missing here?

He tells her he doesn’t know what he’s looking for, however he commented previously in his yap that he’s looking for a relationship and compared that to how West is not.

So I’m right. He’s possibly looking for a relationship, but not with Ciara. That’s what the hell I’ve been saying.

IF she’s really mad at him, why is she telling him she “loves him as a friend.” See what I mean about the mixed signals? Don’t sit here telling him you love him if you’re seriously pissed off and hurt, and he’s treating you crappy? What message does that send? He can say or do whatever he wants. Look how he treated Lexi last season? Like is she okay??

And the ‘date’ thing I said two weeks ago, is exactly what she says.

And don’t worry, I’ll let you pick my outfit.

This whole ‘permission’ verbiage is just pissing me off, honestly, as if she’s property.

I feel bad in her yap where she blames herself 75%. I’m not sure I even understood what she meant by that. I really don’t think she’s seeing that the mindless and constant flirting is what a lot of the problem is.

She should know where a guy’s head is going to be when she’s standing in his room showing him her bikini’s and having him choose one, and giggling when he comments on her boobs.

It’s not really a true ‘friendship.’ And I think she knows that.

Maybe she doesn’t. I don’t know. I can’t be the only one thinking this. And I’m defending Jesse. I think he’s a piece of shit.

Previews for next week: Suddenly West is interested in Ciara again since Jesse wants her.

I can’t.

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