Picking up with Fraser speaking to Solene about her poor performance and lipping off to Kerry.
He tries to make her comprehend that he asked the others simply to not to distract her.
Maybe he should have went with that phrasing instead of ‘don’t talk to Solene.’ That did make it seem kind of high school and unprofessional. I’m sure it was put like that on purpose.
I don’t think Jess needs to feel guilty for telling Solene what she needed to hear because her boss sure as hell isn’t.
The delivery wasn’t stellar but it also wasn’t THAT bad. And tell me again why we’re tiptoeing around this girl?
I still miss laundry drama. Literally not one laundry misstep. What the hell people?
So lame.
It’s a group of girls for the last charter with some picky eaters who have long lists of random shit they don’t like.
Picky eaters should NOT be invited on this type of vacation.
Love the pink Barbie party.
You already know Anthony is going to struggle having to make various plates and have them ready at the same time. He’s never worked in a restaurant. He’s super ADD and dyslexic and cannot do that. He tells Fraser he’s frustrated.
Was it necessary to show Jess and Barbara sucking each other’s face in the toilet for five minutes?
Jess apologizes to Solene. Everyone’s always apologizing to her for whatever reason for saying something to her that she definitely deserved.
Solene doesn’t accept the apology she says. WHO CARES.
Who carezzzzzzzzz whether or not you accept it Solene.
Remember it amazes you how much you don’t care about anything? Remember that one?
And I think she literally blurted that out without realizing how fucked up that sounds.
Most people with this personality disorder are smart enough to you know, not say the quiet part out loud.
We know you don’t give one fuck about anything or anyone other than yourself. You’re not supposed to announce it. That makes it harder to play the victim later, when you’ve already admitted you’re a cold heartless shell of a person.
Of course that commentary didn’t really stop her from still attempting it,
Stupid narcissists make complete fools out of themselves, more so than intelligent ones. But they look foolish too, believe me, they do!!
Jess and Barbara discuss spending time together after the charter.
Is Damo serious? “There’s clearly something there” (with Solene.)
Did he fall on his fucking head? He would the THIRD person in the crew she hooked up with. Also thought she was back pretending to be into Kyle?
He’s going for it, he says, and not feeling bad about it. Nor should he. He may start feeling bad down the road when he breaks out in herpes or an STD, but at least for now he doesn’t feel bad.
This new chick in editing loves her slow-mo. Someone needs to take that feature away.
We don’t need to see coffee brewing in slow-mo every fucking week.
So the ladies arrive and Kyle is acting really weird. He’s acting like a caged animal that’s never seen a woman before. He’s literally barking. He’s acting like some kind of fucktard.
The chicks are really flirty with the crew.
So I guess it’s not technically a Barbie party, it’s a Malibu ‘doll’ party? Are they not allowed to say ‘Barbie’ without permission or paying Mattel? It’s definitely giving ‘Barbie.’
Anthony makes fun of some of the ladies for having very unrefined palates.
I can’t stand adults that eat shit that children eat. It grinds on my last nerve. Grow the fuck up. I think after being married to a dude with the palate of a five-year-old, I have no patience for that kind of idiocy.
Solene is such a fucking klutz. This is like her third or fourth wipe-out. She literally falls through the door way during their Barbie fashion show. I don’t care, I’m still saying ‘Barbie.’
I like when Kerry says “What’s goin’ on hehhhhh?”
Whatever it is, he’s mad. He bitches at Hugo for not doing some sort of boat check for over two hours.
Beach picnic and I wonder if there will be another alleged ‘slippage.’
They seem really down to earth and normal. Not getting why they like losers Kyle and Damo, but other than that, they seem okay.
The various food dislikes hasn’t seemed to be an issue yet.
Solene is like, working. Which is weird.
These chicks actually think the deckies know how to operate this yacht?
Anthony is stressing over the requested eight-course dinner that’s expected at 7 sharp because Fraser decided to do fireworks, which wasn’t even at the guests’ request, so clearly this is staged to get drama and more fireworks out of Frenchie.
He bitches at Rainbeau just because she’s there, who of course has no authority here over dinner timing.
Why would you even want an eight-course dinner on vacation? Who wants to feel all full and bloated?
Kerry summons Hugo and lets him steer the boat to make him feel like he’s doing something important.
Frenchie’s melting down. He’s yelling at everyone crossing his path.
He could’ve asked if someone could be a sous chef type helper since deckies are usually done for the day by this point. That’s often been done before.
Surely someone here can peel fucking potatoes.
Why isn’t Fraser thinking of that?
Oh because he sucks and he’s too busy trying to be a reality star, and doing the opposite of what he should be doing. Also he’s a bad friend to Anthony.
Fraser complains he’s getting distracted.
Maybe we need a ‘don’t talk to Anthony’ day.
