The“I don’t trust you” argument continues with very dramatic music playing,
I wish Lexi would just say what would be the normal thing to say in this situation right now.
Which is that it’s super weird and hurtful for Jesse to have gone out with Ciara on basically a ‘date’ when he is dating her ‘exclusively.’
Later when they argue at the party she does bring that up and wonders why he didn’t invite her to the US Open instead of Ciara.
I don’t get why we’re doing this ‘I haven’t gotten close to Ciara’ fucking dance.
Does she really want to be close to the girl that’s trying to steal her guy?
Not that he’s a fucking prize, let’s be clear, but it’s just a cunty thing to do.
Ciara should have declined the invitation and said that feels weird if he’s dating Lexi and she wouldn’t like that done to her. Thought she had this fucking ‘heart of gold.’
Don’t see it. I think she’s a snake. I think she’s lazy, I think she’s stupid, and definitely not a girl’s girl.
Jesse’s fixation on this ‘friendship’ with Ciara, is purely made up to piss Lexi off and make her feel crazy for being mad, and he knows that. He has to know the audience knows that. Or am I the only one seeing this?
And no he didn’t try to ‘isolate’ her per se from the girls, but snapping her up right away with the love bombing, then proceeding to complain about her to the girls about some of her expectations of guys she’s dating, definitely had them giving her the hairy eyeball.
Paige and Amanda crawling up his asshole makes me wanna puke. You realize they’re falling for his love bombing too?
Is this guy charming at all? To me he’s not. Not in his looks, and not in his behavior. Why are these girls all giddy over him? It’s getting freaking weird. He’s probably even confused.
Gabby intervenes on Lexi’s behalf because certainly no one else sure as hell is sticking up for her.
I’m so sick of him and he ‘doesn’t appreciate’ what’s she’s saying about him. No one cares if you appreciate it or not.
“What changed from when you dumped him two weeks ago?” West shut up.
Nothing changed. That’s the fucking point. Jesse lied and sweet talked his way back in, and she decided to give him a fucking chance. And what does he do?
He shit talks Ciara to her, then goes on a fucking date with her the next night, and is like “ohhhh huhhhh whaaaat?? Does that make you maaaaaaaad, whaaaaaaaaat?? I didn’t knowwwww. You must be craaaaazy.”
So nothing changed, in fact he got more douchey, so that is why she’s dumpimg him ‘again.’
This isn’t hard West, you little fucking 5 foot tall prick pink weasel with 6 inch fucking nipples.
I think Jesse severely underestimated this girl. She’s actually very articulate and is making a lot of sense in her speech in my opinion.
Remember he asked her one night when they first met if she considered herself to be a ditz and was drilling her on her education level. She’s a model Jesse, do the math, she doesn’t have a PhD. Neither does Ciara by the way, who I suspect barely made it through nursing school and quit after a year because she couldn’t handle it, or do the job.
West again being a sarcastic twat with words of non-wisdom“He wants to hang out with you too much but also treating you like shit.”
Well yeah Ernie Pink Boy, that’s actually very common in a lot of toxic relationships. They want to be around you as much as possible, so they get you reeled in and convince you their intentions are genuine when they’re not. And that’s also how they isolate you from your family and friends, moron.
Where is loudmouth ‘sarcastic’ Paige? Sitting there with her thumbs up her asshole, and says NOTHING.
She wants Jesse to continue to tell her she’s hot, and she’s ‘so cool’ because she drinks fucking Coke, so she has no choice you know. She must say nothing.
And then fucking Ciara sitting there encouraging Ernie. Love how all of a sudden she doesn’t hate him.
She’s such a fucking pick me.
Now the next beyond imbecilic statement he makes is that since Jesse’s known these girls for a whopping one year (keep in mind, he most likely hadn’t seen nor talked to them between September 2023 and July 2024) so he can say or do whatever hell he wants.
Gabby calls him out on that shit immediately.
Now West in his yap says that Gabby has no business speaking up on Lexi’s behalf because she’s never had a relationship scrutinized on the show?
Dude, What??
That’s the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard.
Here’s peanut gallery Paige again, when Lexi jokingly tells West he needs to shut the fuck up, saying “he can say whatever he wants.”
Oh can he Paige? He can say ‘whatever he wants?’ That makes loads of sense.
Paige you shut the fuck up. Stop siding with these horrible men. There’s nothing I hate more than women defending horrible men. Can he say whatever he wants if he started insulting you?? Suddenly we’re Team West despite what he did to your supposed ‘good friend’ Ciara the previous year.
Desperate Ciara even gives him accolades for standing up for his friend. They just cannot defend Lexi and say she has a point or two, to save their fucking lives.
Paige and Ciara do nothing as usual to clean up the dinner, run upstairs to get their comfies on, and also can’t be bothered to check on Lexi.
Instead they sit on the couch and suck up and flirt with Jesse.
You don’t think Jesse knows what he’s doing by constantly telling you guys you’re hot and giving you stupid compliments online?
Did I already say that? I might have.
He manipulated all of these dumb bitches and they’re all too goddamned dumb to see it.
Fuck.
“You know I don’t have malicious intent.” No Jesse we don’t know that. You seem like you do have malicious intent. When someone says something like that, it’s usually because they ARE guilty of what they’re claiming they’re not doing. It’s basically like when a five year-old tells on himself. “I didn’t make that mess.”
“I’m always for the girls” Paige claims, “but it’s not like you fucked another girl.”
Paige wtf? All you do is bitch about Craig for every little thing he says. It’s not like he fucked anyone!
Paige you are a DICK.
Pick Me joins and gets all giddy around him, and oh here’s Amanda the other member of his fucking fan club.
Blghhhhhh.
Remember Lexi came on as Amanda’s friend. So that’s kind of gross. But Jesse gives her attention too so…
Ciara reassures him it was the right thing. Oh okay Ciara we all know why you think that. Amanda makes a joke. It wasn’t so funny when Kyle was jerking her around and saying mean shit though was it. Has anyone noticed he doesn’t look devasted nor upset in the least?
“Summer should be fun, Amanda – not fun.”
But THIS is hilarious to them. I hope Lexi lets them fucking have it at the reunion.
Other than West and Austen who were her boyfriends in her head, has Ciara ever had a boyfriend?
She never talks about have an ex even. I don’t know who the hell she’s talking about when Paige asked if she was ever in love, and she said she was once. When? In sixth grade?
Paige is still whining and blaming Craig that she’s not excited for her podcast tour.
Maybe it’s guilt Paige. At this point she’s realizing she can’t keep up this facade any longer with him. He’s starting to complain more, and ask a lot of questions.
She cracks me up when she says things like “I’m a lot busier since when we first started dating” and “my career has taken off since we met three years ago.”
Hmmmm Paige, why do you think that is? Do you think it’s coincidental??
Am I the only one with Bravo brain around here? Somwtimes I think I am.
She’s so goddamned dumb that she keeps pointing this out, yet refuses to acknowledge the connection.
Craig HAS to be thinking this too, but is too nice to say it, or knows how arrogant and conceited it will sound if HE were to say it. And he’d be right, it probably would. But it’s true.
She should honestly be sending Craig a weekly royalty check from this stupid Giggly Squad.
Kyle is the silliest drunk dude I’ve ever seen. What is he doing? Tying to walk on the parts of the floor that creak when you step on them? What a moron.
Well at least Imrul wasn’t edited out of this episode. Have we heard him say one single word though? No. He also didn’t bring back any skanks when they came home from their boys night.
Is is weird Amanda serves West in bed? And holds the cup for him as he drinks from a straw? Then she runs to console Jesse who’s still in his bed? Woman where is your husband? And why aren’t you consoling Lexi at all? Since when does she wait on people like this? I’ve literally never seen her bring anything to Kyle, ever. What sort of meds is she taking?
Whatever. No judgment.
What is this bufoon rambling about in his yap? “I would rather not have loved at all.” Please just stop.
Imrul must really be trying to suck up the house. He goes out to get everyone breakfast sandwiches.
Paige and Ciara can’t get their lazy fucking asses out of bed before 10 am. Amanda brings them their sandwiches to their room. Is Amanda like the house concierge or what?
Another party theme. Scary, death, zombie, bloody people. I think they’re confused as to what month it is. Maybe it’s like the
Lindsay and Gabby check on Lexi. The other girls don’t give a fuck. They’re siding with Bert the douche bag since he tells them they’re hot.
Not Danielle invited to the party.
I thought ‘here lies Jesse’s lies’ what kind of genius.
What is Lindsay supposed to be? Little Red Riding Hood?
The random attendees filter in.
Ciara’s costume is getting way too much attention. I don’t think it’s that funny.
What’s funny to me is how she suddenly has a personality and sense of humor when she’s wearing a costume. What do you think that’s all about?
“Read a book. Read the New York Times.” Okay Ciara. What’s the last book you read? How about read the room.
No one takes seriously anything you have to say.
Her man bashing with this costume is beyond hypocritical when she’s fawning all over Jesse. The worst man ever. Please.
Jesse starts flirting with anyone that has a vajayjay.
Here we are, where Kyle and Danielle desperately try to tell Lindsay in a very tactful way she should be done with Summer House when she has the baby.
Not because it’s not okay for a mom to ‘work’ and be away from their baby a few days per week. That’s perfectly fine of course. But when you’re pushing 40, which is up there for a new mom, let’s be honest, and your ‘job’ is a professional partier, its time to be done.
Lindsay’s NOT having it. She was even on WWHL Wednesday begging Andy to let her keep her job or give her another one. I’m assuming at this point she hasn’t heard yet if she is part of the 2025 cast.
“No, it doesn’t feel like the ending for me.”
“At the certain point, there’s a next chapter brewing.”
Girlfriend needs the paycheck dude. And she was totally not shy about sharing that in her yap. Isn’t this what she complained to Carl relentlessly about last year? Not having a Plan B? I wonder if Production told them to tell her this.
I feel like Bravo, even though they know it’s not cool for her to be still be doing this show as a mom and having an alcohol problem, will want her back because she’s high intensity, high drama, etc.
I’m not on board with this idea about a show revolving around the girls and their city life during the week at all, that I’m hearing murmurings of.
Sure, let’s watch all of them lie around wrapped in blankets lying on the couch doing absolutely fucking nothing. That’s interesting. Woo-hoo.
Danielle even goes so far as to say “you’re delulu if you don’t think this is and ending.”
Now that’s not so tactful I guess. Funny though.
Lindsay doesn’t like that too much.
In her yap she does admit very dramatically “it’s not like I can live in a party share house, so what does that mean for me, I don’t know. How am I gonna make my money, I don’t fucking know.”
I’m guessing baby daddy has made it clear he’s not supporting her, and not paying her astronomical child support.
She may have to do the Public Relations thing again, but I fear she’s gotten too complacent.
“Are you guys cousins?”
They literally look exactly alike.
He and Lexi chat in the kitchen. I’m to the point where I cannot stomach this guy’s voice.
I guess he’s trying to be ‘friends. with her supposedly. Yeah that’s definitely possible at this point.
Guess we’re breaking that fourth wall left and right now, as they discuss being on a reality show and how that’s different from real life. But isn’t it supposed to be ‘reality?’
So if in reality you wouldn’t have complained about Lexi to everyone, why would you do this on a ‘reality show?’ This is rhetorical of course. We all know the reason, I’m just pointing out the idiocy.
He apologizes for slipping up and saying “one little thing to Ciara.” One little thing to Ciara. Okay.
This is where she finally says it was a problem he went to an outing with Ciara on Monday night. Of COURSE that would be a problem for any girl. My God.
He keeps calling it ‘one little thing.’ And the ‘I don’t appreciate’ thing makes me nuts.
He gets a little aggressive with her if you ask me.
Stay tuned for Part 2!
