Okay, real quick, who believes for a second that Jesse Solomon got his TOE sucked?
Okay Jesse, it was your ‘toe.’ Got it. Sounds reasonable.
Or was it your other ‘toe’ that’s located a little higher up. I guess it’s kind of shaped like a toe. Hopefully it’s a little bit bigger. Maybe that’s why he’s confused.
Jesus.
Imrul comes sauntering out to the pool where Jesse, Amanda and Gabby are hanging, looking so very pleased with himself.
I’m sure he’s happy to answer any questions they may have about his scandalous rendezvous last night.
Jesse plays dumb asking a question as to the number of girls that were present when he was THERE. Getting his ‘toe’ sucked.
Kyle must be loving that eye liner. He still has it on the next morning.
How Craig was not picking up on Paige’s aloofness and blaring ‘you make me nauseous’ vibes she was putting off, I do not know. She looks so miserable in his presence.
Any other time she gets up and stuffs her face, but because Craig wants to eat, she doesn’t. She doesn’t want to stop anywhere, she doesn’t want him to make her anything. She’s sulking about his saying he wants her to ‘prioritize their relationship’ instead of talking to him about it.
(Yet she stays with him to keep riding on his coat tails for as long as possible. At least that’s what I think.)
These yaps where she’s wearing the tank top with the weird clip thing on it, that looks stupid, appears to have been filmed after she dumped him. Based on her bitchy rhetoric and demeanor.
In Paige’s defense, I can see how Craig would be annoying. He can be a lot.
He is overly needy, and Paige is kind of, not that needy. I get that totally. I’m not as bitchy as her, but I get the annoyance of a dude being kind of clingy and up your ass when you have shit going on.
But I also feel like Craig is someone she could have explained this to, and he would have understood, instead of clamming up and pouting and gossiping about him to everyone.
Did she ever tell him this ‘tour’ was making her nervous and anxious and she needed him to just chill out? Maybe, but I don’t think so. It doesn’t seem like it.
Hannah is somehow managing to have a marriage, and be this super famous, beyond successful Giggly Squad podcaster? Paige acts like she’s doing brain surgery.
If she just fell out of love with the guy, then say that. Stop making him out to be an asshole. I feel like Craig can be annoying, but not an asshole. Paige is actually the asshole.
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Carl is excited about his Soft Bar. The intentions are good, and he’s trying to make a profit off of something he feels passionate about, his sobriety.
I would think non-drinkers would like to have a place they can hang out at that has a bar-like feel, but no alcohol, and no temptation. I think there is a market for it. At least he’s trying something and that takes guts.
If you want to use Paige rationale, so what if he fails, at least he’s happy!!!
Paige is still sulking as they leave the house. Instead of talking to Craig like a fucking adult that the whole ‘make our relationship a priority’ thing rubbed her the wrong way because she didn’t feel supported, she starts ridiculing him and saying shit to the others like “Craig is my #1 priority, is he your #1 priority??”
She’s literally SO CHILDISH. I would love to be a fly on the wall when she starts playing this fucking game with Italian Philly guy. He’s going to be like “bitch bye. Don’t let the door hit ya in the ass, you ain’t all that.”
Rude awakening for Paige Desorbo is what I foresee. I could be wrong but probably not. Is she still pretending she’s not seeing this guy?
It bugs me that Amanda dresses so frumpy. Every now and then she looks cute, but most of the time, not.
Why didn’t Carl call his bar SoBar? I did see that on a TikTok comment, it wasn’t my idea, but it IS right there!!
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Jesse Solomon, with a bouquet of flowers in tow, meets with Lexi in the city.
Servers and bartenders are probably so sick of the whole ‘make it FILTHY AND EXTRA DIRTY’ thing when ordering martini’s.
Jesse looks like Grover on Sesame Street and I stand by it!!
He is such a player and so full of shit.
“I haven’t met a girl that makes me feel like you make me feel…” Stop it. Stop. It. What a fucking line. He couldn’t even come up with anything original?
He tells her he wants to be exclusive with her. And we know why he’s telling her this. And it’s pretty sick.
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Carl prepares for his Soft Bar event held in Jersey. The group makes a plethora of snippy comments about having to go to NEW JERSEY!! EUWWW. Doesn’t he know who they are?
The gang arrives including this Lil chick Carl’s seeing. We will be minus Kyle and Amanda because they’re attending a wedding in Italy. It’s funny how I didn’t even miss them at all. You would think I would have since Kyle manages to make every episode about him and stupid Loverboy somehow.
Carl’s mom – she is a sweet lady, and you can tell she’s not super into hair and makeup, or moisturizer, which is fine for her, but holy shit, she couldn’t have even brushed her hair knowing she was going to be filmed for the show?
Like that hair has not seen a brush all day, and definitely not shampoo in several.
I saw a comment dragging her on social media for her remark “she was mean to me too” regarding Lindsay.
It wasn’t a horrible thing to say. She could’ve said worse. She wasn’t getting all worked up, just stating her point of view. And it’s not far-fetched to believe that Lindsay was bitchy to his mom. She’s bitchy to everyone.
Last season Carl’s mom really tried to be supportive of their relationship and said not one negative word about her, and even reassured Carl the she ‘loved’ her. So I think she’s more than entitled to share the way Lindsay treated her.
I hate how the cast clearly does NOT think this endeavor will be successful, and they don’t seem to try to hide that in their yap comments. I don’t see why it can’t be successful to be honest with you. There’s not a ton of them around.
There’s a lot of “I’m proud of him, and I support him but…” type of commentary. Putting negativity into the universe doesn’t really help now does it? Not to mention it’s hurtful to his business hearing his so-called friends talk about it like it’s a dumb idea.
Paige wtf do you know? Shut up. You have a stupid podcast and you peddle cheap white label Amazon shit.
West: “even if this place doesn’t make a fucking dollar…”And “I don’t fully grasp what the long term plan is…”
So fucking inconsiderate. The long-term plan is to sell food and non-alcohol beverages. It’s not complicated.
How about ‘hey everyone you should check this place out, (when it opens) the drinks were great!
Like come ON.
What a bunch of fucking boneheads.
I hear he’s looking for crowd-funding. Why don’ these assholes get their checkbooks out if they’re ‘so supportive?’ Yeah that’s what I thought.
And of course Lindsay doesn’t attend. It’s called a courtesy invite. She’s totally overthinking and assuming he really wanted her there. He was including everyone. Lindsay calm down, pretty sure he didn’t actually want your bitchy condescending ass there. Stay home and drive this poor Turner dude to want to stab himself in the eyeball with a fork. Do what you do best. Wreck people’s lives.
Jesse continues to flirt with Ciara. Ciara continues to pretend she doesn’t love the attention.
He announces that he and Lexi slept together since he asked her to be exclusive. Remember she said she only has sex with guys she’s in a relationship with so Jesse, you so clever!!
Idiot.
He sounds so convincing is his shoulder-shrugging “yeah I do, sure yeah, why not” when asked if this is what he really wants.
“No guy is ever going to be like I’m dying to hook up with one person.” What a douchey thing to say. Yes, Jesse there ARE guys that are okay being with one woman and not sticking their dick in everyone that says hello.
Way to tell on yourself dumb ass. Jesus. He even looks down when Gabby asked if he made her his girlfriend just so she would have sex with him. I don’t think he’s even trying to pretend.
I was surprised to see Bailee making a cameo. I thought she was edited out. Imrul brags to her about his threesome the previous weekend, and Jesse’s participation.
And of course he knows she is friends with Lexi.
Paige and Gabby remind Jesse about his flirting with Ciara and insinuating that he was into her, and how Lexi would not be happy about that.
He plays dumb similar to how Ciara is. “My leggggggggg is turning you on??” Whaaaaaat???”
Jesse even walking into that room that night was so skeevy of him. He expresses his displeasure at Imrul for telling on him.
I love Jesse’s rhetoric of “everyone is saying” or “everyone thinks” I was flirting with Ciara.”
That could be, I don’t know, because you WERE.
Beware of any man and woman that claim to have a brother/sister relationship. Pretty sure that’s even code for they’re into each other but trying to pretend not to be.
It always seems like an overcompensating-type of remark.
A little Carl drama starts when this Lil chick clarifies that Carl met her dad the previous summer, and then she “slid into his DM’s.”
The DM-sliding with Bravolebs always kind of gives me side-eye. Like it totally looks like the slider is just looking to be on TV. I’m sure when her dad told her he met this Carl guy that’s on a reality show, she wasted no time contacting him.
While I agree that doesn’t look good, I don’t really care and I’m not judging Carl, because Lindsay was a terrorist last summer, and I’m sure it felt good to get some positive attention.
Lindsay could’ve been hitting up the future Baby Daddy too. We don’t know.
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What’s with this kickball game? I guess we needed an avenue for everyone to congregate and do whisper down the lane about ‘toe-sucking’ and flirting.
I love how West just can’t stop talking about Ciara. He doesn’t like her and doesn’t want to date her, but sure loves talking about her and trying to get her attention.
Why would Lindsay be trying to play kickball being pregnant? Not to mention she’s kind of like an ‘older’ pregnant woman? Why would you take these stupid risks?
Did anyone else notice Gabby is missing the ‘G’ on her Gucci sunglasses. Did she buy them on Canal Strteet for $10?
Lindsay can’t wait to ridicule Carl’s Soft Bar event. She says she doesn’t even know what to call it. An event Lindsay, an event.
Lindsay 5 – 6 months pregnant with another man’s baby is so worried about this girl he’s seeing.
Then she gets extremely activated and worked up that he may have been communicating with her the previous summer. It all seems pretty ghetto to me. Why does she care? She cares nothing about him I thought.
She claims she saw an open DM on his phone a week before he called off the wedding.
It’s strange she’s just now bringing this up.
Oh OF COURSE he’s ‘gas lighting.’ Since gas lighting means lying now. We can’t just say lying?
Lindsay is still apparently not over the ‘break-up conversation’ which is kind of funny to see.
She vows to confront him about it at the house. Wonder how Baby Daddy feels about that?
West is disappointed Ciara is blowing off the kickball event.
Carl tries to talk to Lindsay, but she’s all in her feelings about the DM from one year ago and refuses to high-five him.
I feel like I’m watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, right now as they all discuss all of this juvenile he said-she said drama.
The game starts, and I feel like I’m watching paint dry. This is the event Lindsay should have sat out, if she was worried about boredom. At least there was free food and drinks at Carl’s event and no chance her baby would get pummeled by a flying ball.
Lindsay being nice to Lexi is so strange. Lindsay being nice to anyone is so strange.
She’s enjoying ratting out Jesse Solomon to her. Of course she has an ulterior motive.
I guarantee you she’d be trying to hump Jesse if she wasn’t knocked up to this dude she just met.
I don’t mean to make Lindsay sound like a ho or anything, because she’s certainly not.
Why does Jesse keep trying to give Lexi advice’ on playing fucking kickball?
Dude go get your ‘toe’ sucked by some random drunk chick. Well he knows she’s pissed. I could be wrong, I guess anything’s possible, but I do feel like he looks a little bothered that she’s mad.
I can’t believe West played college football when he’s like 5’6”.
Lindsay should not be prancing around this field with a flying ball kicked by men all around her. Am I the only one thinking this is unsafe?
Paige gets the winning catch that wraps up the game.
She thinks she’s the ‘backbone of the entire team’ because she made ONE CATCH. Just like she’s probably washed ONE DISH her entire time on Summer House.
Lindsay is still worked up and talking incessantly about the possible last-summer DM’s. She’s worried someone will give him a heads up before she gets to him to give him time to ‘make something up.’
What’s funny about this whole story line is that no one really gives a shit if he was talking to Lil in the weeks before he dumped her, and called off the wedding.
Lexi confronts Jesse.
The story he’s going with is that it was a ‘joke’ and such a non-issue that he didn’t feel the need to address it.
Lexi seems more concerned about the Ciara thing. He says he’s sorry.
“Having someone suck your toe is strange.” (Allegedly.) Hearing this sentence over and over is strange.
He apologizes several times. Does he mean it? I don’t know.
Here’s what I DO know. If someone would’ve been aggressively flirting with West last year when Ciara sas all googly eyed over him, she would have lost her shit.
As a matter of fact, we did see her lose her shit with Lindsay, over Austen.
So disappointed in Ciara, and she should know better.
And she really thinks Jesse is a good partner and wouldn’t do the same shit West did?
Okay. Model/Nurse.
Or Nurse/Model
Actually she’s neither.
