Angie plans a mob wife party for her 25th anniversary. That’s weird, but I believe she’s poking fun at Meredith for saying she’s in the Greek mob so good for her for having a sense of humor about it.
I don’t know about the legitimacy of their marriage, but 25 years, that’s saying something. I do think there is substance to the cheating and gay rumors. It’s a vibe I get from him, not to mention his facial expressions when it’s brought up.
Just another house husband that needs to come out of the closet…
Angie’s ‘associate’ she has delivering the invitations honestly looks legit mafia and pretty frightening.
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Lisa calls Jack in Columbia who I am pretty sure decided to do the missionary thing so he could go to nice restaurants and actually have a hot meal every night. If he went to college, he’d still be eating the same shit he’s grown up eating.
I literally don’t understand why Lisa wouldn’t let it roll off her back, Angie’s comment about Henry playing video games. He’s a fucking boy. She knows nothing about boys or guys. She has one kid, a daughter, and has been married to a gay guy for 25 years.
Sorry that was a low blow, no pun intended. but I think it’s so ridiculous to call a woman a bad mom because their 12-year-old plays video games. Jesus
Lisa should never even have given that comment at the time of day, but we do have a show to do.
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The Whitney jewelry saga continues. Why are we surprised it’s wholesale chintzy China crap?? I’m going to lose it if they keep bringing it up. Production even knows it’s from Alibaba.
They flash that same necklace every single time it’s brought up.
She apologizes to Meredith because as we know, she now thinks it’s Lisa that started the ‘rumor’ which isn’t really a rumor, it’s a fact, but I guess that’s beside the point.
By the way, that dude that she was talking to on the phone, last week, Adam, the Housewife You Tuber or whatever, said that whole conversation was manipulated and fake.
Meredith orders straight Grey Goose, which I don’t blame her for, having to sit and listen to Whitney talk out her fucking asshole.
Usually, they start these businesses and you never hear about them again. I guess Bravo did a little pre-planning with this one.
Whitney is all cranked up about Lisa, and basically lets us know that Justin will be getting involved in the argument by saying “there’s nothing worse than the husbands getting involved in the fights.”
Whitney thinks she’s a good actress. I really think she does. Someone should tell her that she’s not.
Angie‘s party gets underway. Her house is absolutely ridiculous. I love it. I think I would be okay being married to a gay guy to live there. At least you know they’re not trying to have sex with you all the time.
Bronwyn’s mob vibe is apparently Cookie Monster.
She comes stag as does Meredith & Mary. Seth must be in Ohio (the only state where he can find work) and Mary doesn’t do shit with Gramps we’re pretty sure.
She encourages Whitney to talk to Lisa stat, who hasn’t even arrived yet
One thing is for sure she’ll be in a fur.
Meredith spins it to Whitney that she needs to approach Lisa, “so they all feel better.”
Seems Britani wiped a tear, and swiped right, and has brought a date named Aaron, who Heather has seemingly hooked up with previously
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Angie gives a speech and pokes fun at the ‘vrumas and the nastiness.’ Meredith looks embarrassed.
She and Shawn seem awkward together to me. He seems like he’s hiding something.
Bronwyn approaches Angie letting her know she’s in hot water over for saying that all Henry does is play video games.
Lisa and Britani chat.
We conclude that potato Head was pissed that somebody else saw his embarrassing messages that he was sending to Britani. He should be embarrassed. He’s not even good-looking. I know he thinks he is.
Angie bitches at Heather.
Remember, we still have to have Angie and Lisa hash out video game gate and Whitney has to approach Lisa about her stupid tin jewelry…
I guess the mob theme was fitting.
In a strange turn of events, Potato Head arrives, just to be a messy piece of shit loser that he is, even though he is not even friends with the hosts.
Justin called him and told him to drop in? What the hell? That’s so weird and random. Not to mention it’s not his party.
Why does Heather hug him like she wants him to bone her? She not only was busy in the past with Britani’s current date, but also this douchey McDouchey Lurch asshole.
I really really wanted her to get with Coach Shah since his wife is in the slammer. I’m sure he’s lonely, and I’m sure she’s into him. Win win. Kind of surprised he hasn’t divorced Jen.
Britani is clearly obsessively trauma-bonded to this dude, given that fact that she cries as soon as he enters the room.
“Am I causing a stirrrrrr? I wasn’t trying to.”
For fuck’s sake this dude is a fucking DOPE.
They go outside to talk and it’s so disturbing and hard to watch.
He claims he misses her and wasn’t trying to interfere on her date.
He doesn’t miss her. He was trying to interfere. She tells him she loves him. He doesn’t say it back. He’s so gross.
Well that’s over. Is your head spinning yet?
Whitney approaches Lisa to accuse her of staring the ‘rumor’ of the jewelry origin.
And here’s a reminder in case your forgot:
I mean her people can’t even be bothered to take new pictures of the shit.
Whitney voice: “Are you aware you left your sunray behind in the hotel room?”
“It a a TOTAL accident.”
Whitney drops her accusation and Lisa immediately goes nuts and off the deep end and starts calling the cops.
Can’t make this shit up.
She runs around ranting “she’s a liarrrrrrrrrr.” Clearly she is or just is so uninvolved in ‘her business’ that she has no clue where the products even come from.
I feel like Lisa is always getting intentionally provoked and accused of random shit because her reactions are so iconic.
Oh and can you believe it, now the ‘huzbands’ are involved.
