So I guess Ann is official as Ariana’s assistant. She can pay an assistant, I would say at least $20/hr, if not more, this is LA, but can’t pay her own living expenses.
Assume you all have heard by now ‘Something About Her’ is supposed to open on the 22nd of this month. We shall see. Not sure how involved they’re actually going to be in this establishment. Didn’t seem like they were very involved much in the planning, the sandwich ideas, the décor. They hired people to do all of that shit, which is actually the easy part. And the fun part., if you’re a creative, which they’re clearly not.
They’ve since fired that Penny chick, you know after she came up with all of the sandwich ideas, and recipes and helped them with absolutely all of the logistics. She better have gotten a big fat severance check.
A woman that’s been living for free for several years, and is making bank on a break-up, should have the decency to shell out at least six figures for using someone for all of her ideas and knowledge for two years.
It’s not her fault these two don’t know fucking shit about shit.
They had to get rid of the patio since that was apparently only installed because of ‘covid’ in 2020, which sucks, and also doesn’t make sense, because I’m sure that would have been a big selling point. I guess I’m not getting what the problem is with it. Almost every eatery in this area of LA has outside seating.
Ann is so cute. She always has this huge smile plastered on her face that seems to be an actual genuine smile. Maybe some of this pleasantness will rub off on Katie.
Ariana claims she was trying to NOT make it a vendetta against Tom to ‘steal’ Ann from him, yet she interviewed her right in the fucking open kitchen area, when he was home. In the house that she shares with a man she’s so tramuatized by.
I read something about that scene, and now I forget what it said exactly. Something along the lines of Ann not wanting to do that ‘interview’ with Tom home, but production insisted. I think. Not surprising.
LVP drops in on the sandwich girls doing her VPR due diligence. These two don’t know the first thing about opening an eatery, let’s be honest.
Lisa tells them what she’s learned that needs to be accomplished in order to open, in speaking to Penny, who she has employed in the past, and questions why they’re not communicating with her.
Seems to be a money dispute. My guess is she probably agreed to the 10% of profits prior to realizing these two were clueless, and just figure heads, and she basically has done all of the work.
I feel like they were intimidated by Penny, who was not shy in taking charge. She came highly recommended by LVP, and LVP is not easy to please.
Why have I never been to LA when it’s ‘so hot outside’ as they’re all complaining. Literally June, October, and March, I thought would be pretty warm.
This is something I’ve been wondering. If Ariana is also a singer, which I didn’t know, but since she’s on Broadway and receiving accolades, I assume she’s a good singer, why she and Sandoval never performed together in his band. That would have been such a cute and hot thing they could have done together, that maybe could’ve gotten back the spark that was missing.
I guess she got comfortable lying around all day watching Love Island, never buying batteries or cleaning the cat litter, as Sandoval took care of everything,
I do have to kind of wonder where all of this energy came from suddenly, and where it’s been for eight years. I feel like his cheating on her energized her as she’s claiming to be so distraught and traumatized.
Okay so moving on, to someone in the group that definitely CANNOT sing, but insists on pretending that she can, Scheana. She’s performing stupid ‘Good as Gold’ at this whiskey whatever thing in San Fran with Kyle Chan. I’m assuming she’s lip synching, I hope she’s lip synching.
Scheana and Sandoval are acting weird together, since they had an argument at James’ with the yawnfest of Scheana yammering about how upset SHE is about his affair with Raquel. She’s crying all the way to the bank, you know.
Sandoval brought up her being ‘the other woman’ that night, with that dude that was married to Brandi Glanville.
She went nuts because you know, no one is allowed to talk about that, however she can rant all day and all night, about Sandoval and Raquel.
He tells her he’s sorry for mentioning that, even though I think he was valid, because doesn’t matter how long ago it was, it points out hypocrisy. And anytime you can point out hypocrisy in a disagreement, I think you should.
She justifies this stupid fucking song and claiming originally the lyrics were not about him and Raquel but then altered them so that it was. Well that explains it and definitely makes it okay.
Now the water works, and sobbing about what a good friend Sandoval is to her. Again.
Nobody is ‘torturing’ Sandoval, Kyle Chan. They make up. Again.
How many times are we going to sit through this SAME excruciating conversation between these two??
Now Scheana can go to San Fran and have Sandoval’s professional assistance in singing horribly, without any of their most recent argument issues getting in the way. They act like a married couple. Why don’t they just get together already?
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It’s BlaBla’s birthday. She calls Sandoval to make sure he knows he’s definitely NOT invited.
She and Katie make poop faces at Scheana being with him.
You know full goddamned well BlaBla is trying to get a Perrier endorsement. She can keep chasing that dream. That bougee company doesn’t want her trashy ass peddling their product.
BlaBla being so nice to Sandoval of all people is mind-blowing to me.
She shows up to her party half-naked. Leave it to BlaBla to use Jesus and mother fuckers in the same sentence.
In her yap BlaBla toots her own horn about how bad ass and amazing she is. Okay BlaBla.
Brock is such a dufas. What IS Scheana doing with this guy?? He’s all embarrassed around a burlesque dancer because he was Mormon until he was 14. Please stop talking.
BlaBla makes ‘Sheesh’ explain in the presence of Ariana why she was in the presence of Sandoval earlier, because every time someone talks to Sandoval, they have to explain themselves to Ariana. That’s perfectly normal.
She starts that same tired rhetoric about how important he is in her life and how she misses him so, and Ariana makes her same disgusted faces, knowing full well she’s getting zoomed in on. It’s all so repetitive.
San Francisco is cold as fuck. Scheana explains this to Block, and we see later he didn’t quite get it. It’s COLD and windy. Pack a parka.
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Ariana and Dan are cute. I’m not being bitchy like BlaBla, but I do question getting into a relationship ten days after the ‘traumatic’ break-up of a ten year relationship.
But they’re still together, so maybe I’ll just shut up. They’re long distance, and let’s be honest, that’s sort of being in a relationship, but not really.
They still come and go as they please, and don’t answer to anyone. And if neither one of them gets all pissy and hyper or starts melting down like a psycho over a missed call or not having time to sit and text for hours on end, then I guess it can work. (I’m not thinking of anyone in particular…) One issue, if you’re barely together, are you really getting to know each other?
He seems like a nice guy and all, in these two minutes we’re seeing. I’m happy that she’s using some table manners and not chowing down like she hasn’t eaten in a week.
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Not the trumpet.
Sandoval performs a really terrible song. His mom seems to like it. I guess she’s not pissed at him for blowing all of her retirement money on ‘Schwartz & Sandy’s’ that’s in the shitter. Schwartz talks to Jo and continues to give this girl mixed signal after mixed signal. They were taking this ‘break’ but he’s invited her to San Francisco. Makes so much sense.
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BlaBla’s getting pretty dragged for her yap comment that it’s ever so strange that Dan and Ariana are dating. She mimics him saying “yep she’s the one, just got out of a ten-year relationship, and still living with her ex.!”
Viewers are making fun of that due to what I brought up earlier, and it’s a typical trait in people like BlaBla – hypocrisy. She thought Randall was the one? A chubby married skeevo, 20 years older, two kids, and B-movie producer, that wanted to do casting couch ‘role play??’ Project much??
You were like ‘he’s the one!?? ’ Right, BlaBla??? Right?? Shut up BlaBla.
Her jealousy of Ariana is so out there and obvi. She’s too dumb to see how she is making it so apparent that she hates on everything the girl does. She represents everything that BlaBla wants. I don’t want to get too much into that, but it’s pretty obvious the things she’s envious of.
I don’t get why Dan doesn’t go to any of the festies with Ariana. What was the point of coming on the trip? What’s his problem with being around Sandoval? Don’t be a pussy.
Sandoval jokes to Schwartz about approaching Dan similar to how Ariana spoike to Tii. What would he say?
“Don’t get involved with a 38 year old woman who doesn’t like to have sex or clean.”
The San Fran pier scenes are bringing back memories. Some good, some bad.
It really is a beautiful city. I’m glad I got to see it when I did, before it went to hell.
Scheana seems to be the only one that dressed for the weather. Everyone else has to buy $100 souvenir sweatshirts in a gift shop.
James is acting like a six year old as usual. Or he’s been snorting some coke.
They take this boat ride and the water is so choppy. I thought we were going to have another RHONY situation when they were in Colombia. That was intense. If you know, you know.
I’ve been dying to use that phrase.
I wish Katie would lose this 90’s grunge look. At least Sandoval isn’t dressed like a woman for a change.
Brock tries to have a battle of wits with Ariana, completely unarmed.
He is way out of line trying to tell her to be just forgive Sandoval and move on, and not be so angry. Well Brock, she’s angry about the household items that SHE paid for!!
Poor Block looked so confused at all of her comebacks. He seriously needs ‘examples’ of dudes yelling? He’s so out of his league right now. Scheana come get your man! Embarrassing.
BlaBla barges into Ariana’s and Dan’s room when he’s in a towel, and her face tells you why she keeps dissing him. She’s clearly into him. He’s not participating in the evening’s group gathering either.
If I were Ariana I wouldn’t turn my back. She is foaming at the mouth over this guy.
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James plays in a bubble bath like a toddler. Ally doesn’t join for fear of causing a yeast infection. I had to laugh at that. I get them when I’m involved with a dude that’s fucking around with ugly town ho’s. And lying to my face.
Roaring 20’s theme for the outing, for no reason whatsoever, and James does look like a paperboy.
I think Dan the groovy new man is being kind of wimpy by not wanting to be around Sandoval. Ariana doesn’t seem bothered but that could be because she’s rolling him for the first time so wants to seem accommodating.
Schwartz has a confusing proposition for Katie. What’s funny about these two post divorce, is that they don’t interact that much differently than when they were married.
Back to the proposition, I wasn’t sure if he wanted to hook up, or was being serious about engaging in their marital activity of scrolling on their phones and ignoring each other. At any rate, she looks intrigued. She’s almost smiling for the second time this season.
I don’t agree with Katie that Schwartz is going to wake up one day and realize “I’m the one that got away.” That’s thinking a bit too highly of herself.
I think he realizes she’s the one that he never should have been with. Their personalities clash.
Not to mention, they didn’t even have any type of sexual chemistry or attraction to each other. He is a happy, go-with-the-flow guy, and Katie is always miserable and pissed off about something.
I know nobody likes Jo, but I actually think she or someone like her, is more compatible with Schwartz.
I still think he’s autistic.
Scheana and Sandoval chat about her upcoming performance. I think this is the first time Scheana has admitted she’s a bad singer. Then why oh why are you singing? She admits she’s never done a ‘sound check’ or any type of rehearsal.
She looks petrified honestly.
Scheana urges him to apologize to Ariana for his comments about her ‘mental health.’ He agrees.
Honestly she seems fine to me. She seems happy to be rid of him. I don’t know that she even cares that he announced she said she would kill herself if he left her. Sorry if my recaps are reducndant, but these eps are fucking redundant.
She seems more concerned about retaining the knick-knacks “she paid for.” Ariana is just not that deep. If she was so traumatized there is no way she could remain living with him. And sorry Ariana, that’s just not up for debate. It’s common sense thinking. I get it she’s hurt. She’s pissed, she’s embarrassed. She feel betrayed. She hates him. That’s all valid. Sandoval is a trashy gross lying cheating man-whore. Just lose the ‘traumatized’ bit. To be honest even though I think Sandoval is an idiot, make no mistake, he actually treated her pretty well. He wasn’t an asshole to her. If anything she was kind of a pissy bitch to him.
You all may have heard they’re not resuming filming over the summer as they normally do. At first I thought I was right that they are phasing VPR out, and moving them all to ‘The Valley’ but it may be a validity that they are just postponing filming to later in the year because Ariana will be doing Love Island in their usual filming months.
I know if that is the reason, Scheana and BlaBla are SEETHING. Especially BlaBla because I’m pretty sure she planned this entire pregnancy to the random sperm donor, so she would be visibly pregnant during filming, and be getting all of the attention she so desperately craves, with the shower, gender reveal, birthing since her due date is September 1st, talking about herself constantly.
Poor BlaBla. I feel so bad. And those two have these big bougee houses to pay for.
