I cannot with this Florida thing. It pisses me off so much that they would be acting like this.
I guess Gizzy didn’t address it in the moment, since Candiace was sort of kind of inadvertently but not really involved, and Gizelle is afraid to speak to Candiace.
Or is she afraid of Wendy?
She came charging over and said “what are you all talking about?” So let’s address it.
Robyn is the one that tells her what’s going on.
These ladies really should educate themselves as to what’s going on in other states.
Florida is actually one of the safest place for her daughter right now. And since when is Florida ‘racist?’ Is that a thing?
This discussion is mind-numbing.
Texas is a Republican state. They didn’t mind being there, on a free vacay did they?
Why are we looking at Wendy like we’re afraid of her?? Gizelle won’t look at her at all.
We have to stop constantly saying ‘weaponize.’ Wendy DID look poor little Grace up and down, as if she wanted to murder her last year. That has nothing to do with this. And it’s on camera Wendy, they just rolled it, and she stands here and denies it. Wendy always changes the subject and deflects when confronted.
Sorry ‘ZenWen’ that Grace is a little cutie with a pleasant personality, and you’re a big miserable constipated bitch.
I doubt if Candiace even knew why she was making her poop faces. She just hates on Gizelle, and went along with it, not really understanding the ‘Florida’ thing.
Wendy managed to weasle out of that one by bringing up an occurrence from two years ago that was irrelevant.
Ashley’s party back home had to be canceled due to that mysterious weird ‘smoke’ from ‘wildfires’ in Canada last spring/early summer. Almost forgot about that. That was weird.
Ashley is not happy unless her entire asshole is almost on display.
Gizelle’s outfit is cute, and her asshole is even covered.
The Robyn-Candiace argument is beyond boring and stupid.
So Candiace doesn’t really talk to Gizelle, Robyn nor Ashley. I’m not saying I blame her necessarily, but it’s just funny. It’s a very weird Housewife group this season on Potomac. Half of them aren’t speaking to the other half of the group.
Nneka asks Ashley what she has learned so far, now that she’s in her 35th year.
Maybe read and comprehend the prenup, on the next rich old geezer you snag??
It’s nothing new that Karen never wants to take sides. I don’t know why Gizelle feels the need to address it with her. The whole convo is stupid.
At lunch Karen talks about having this hot trainer dude to work on her inner thighs, and her inner thighs only. Yeah I bet she wants him to work on her ‘inner thighs’ wink wink. He happens to be a cute NFL player.
Of course Trashley has hooked up with this dude. And you can see all over Karen that she is PISSED off. I think Karen seriously wanted to get with this dude.
Or is it just that her thunder is stolen, and she wanted to name-drop? It kind of lost it’s spark if someone else already knows him. And also she’s jealous that Ashley banged him. There’s that.
Inner thighs are so random as a body part to work on. Most women say my stomach, my ass, my thighs, but INNER thighs??
And she needs to hire a hot NFL player to do that? Instead of just looking up inner thigh exercises?
Now we have to review the convo that Karen and Gizelle had earlier.
Can we go back to talking about the football guy that Ashley definitely did NOT hook up with?
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The group splits up for tennis and gun shooting. That’s scary.
Nneka and new potential Keiarna get into a thing about Wendy. It’s a senseless circle jerk conversation. attempting to make funny analogies of the ‘stir the pot’ expression, and failing miserably. Gizelle says she’s confused. We’re all confused, Gizzy. She’s Wendy’s friend, so of course you knew how that would go. Yawn.
Kiearna is clearly just trying to have a moment, and make herself happen. Nneka is right. No one else’s hands need to be ‘in the pot.’ I think her moment was an epic fail to be honest.
Mia calls Ashley a gold digger. Okay, that’s not rocket science. Although this is kind of the pot calling the kettle a gold digger.
However, she is right. As Mia points out later at dinner, she was booty shaking and tossing her head around smiling ear to ear last season, and was ready to pull the plug completely, and now it’s like ‘well, what’s the rush?’ Now suddenly it’s this ‘sad’ occurrence, now that she’s not getting her mits on half of his money and assets.
I made that similar comment several times last season. Every time she talked about Michael, she was beyond excited to be divorcing him, and that he was buying her a house. She was too dumb to even try to not look like a complete gold digger that popped out two babies, so she could dump him and get paid.
Michael is suddenly all camera shy and won’t FaceTime with Ashley when she calls to talk to her kids. Not sure what that is all about. He’s a weirdo.
They go to dinner and Mia gets ratted out for calling Ashley a gold digger.
We knew that was coming.
Karen tells Robyn not to question when someone says that they have a health issue.
Well, except for when a Housewife says it, then you should definitely question it. Because they tend to lie and embellish for attention.
She again mentions these very problematic inner thighs, and they break into song about them.
