Captain Lee is coming back!
Thank the fucking heavens. Sorry guess i shouldn’t say that.
Thank the freaking heavens!!
Too bad this evil deceitful hag will be in the entire fucking episode. I like how she’s all jovial now that she sufficiently acted like a fucking tyrant for the past how many episodes. Since Camille was fired, I guess that’s about when she got all after Fraser bitching at him for nothing at all, then convincing Rachel her poor timing with the courses (they were taking forever between) was somehow Fraser’s /stews’ faults. I mean woman, they can’t fucking serve fucking food that’s not fucking ready !! Get a grip ! This ain’t rocket science.
I’m hoping i can make this short. When i say that i usually end up with ten pages and I’m like what the hell happened?
And I have been gettin on my rants.
A lot of viewers on the FB chats are crediting her for getting the boat in ‘ship-shape’ I think it was more of a calculated conive, to tear them all down, then start over compensating for all of the negative remarks by complimenting them to death. Can I also point out that Rachel was late with her plates for the pageant girls last week. Who’s fault was that? i see Sandy Captain Sandy didn’t even address it.
What’s also funny about Sandy programming Rachel to do her fucking dirty work, because she hated Fraser, was that it was just completely beyond hypocritical for Rachel to chastise and discipline another crew member when she was kind of sucking??
I just can’t get over Captain Skeevy’s odd management style this season, if you even wanna call it management.
I don’t know what the fuck to call it, but clearly Andy and Bravo even knows it was fucking off, since they’re ditching the reunion. They seem to ditch the reunions (RHONY 2020 season) when there’s embarrassing shit they don’t want to address.
My speculation is that they know she made an idiot out of herself. Fraser is kissing her fucking ass after she spent two weeks destroying and undermining his confidence, and I think Rachel is onto her games too. They want to keep her on the cast, because she brings the drama, and they know she can’t justify this shit. So to everyone defending Sandy Captain Creepy, why would they cancel the reunion? They’re using some shit excuse that Alissa ‘leaked’ something about it. So again this girl is the fucking scapegoat. In this environment of high tensions over race, should Bravo really be setting this kind of example ??
Fraser was complaining about Sandy too, he stood up to her also about the luggage, reprimanding Camille. and gossiping about Alissa in the crew mess, (not appropriate) but it’s the black girl that got fired for calling out on her bullshit. And the final straw was the ‘Sandy Captain Sandy’ thing when she previously okayed being called Sandy in an early season? Make it make sense. She can’t, and therefore no reunion.
That’s the break down and you are welcome.
Oh guys, what’s this?? Finally some table decor? (although it is just rose petals) There is a lot, and I mean a lot, of chatter on social media from viewers about Sandy Captain Sandy’s very sudden disinterest in table decor this season, when she rode Hannah’s ass hard about it in some previous seasons. This crew has done NO centerpieces nor table decor whatsoever. Just the stupid ugly medallion painted on the table. I guess that served as table decor? I don’t know. Also a question Captain Skeevo doesn’t want to answer. Because she doesn’t have one that she can put out into the universe without admitting she just fucking picks on people she doesn’t like for personal reasons,, mostly that have to do with her pervy ways, such as sexual tension, (Hannah) and hatred and disdain for feminine men. (Fraser)
The way these ladies keep their cabins is disgusting. Again when the people that are cleaning your rooms, are the same poeple that you are interacting with all day, wouldn’t you be embarrassed?? When I’m just staying in a hotel, and not even seeing the housekeepers except maybe in the hallway, as I’m coming and going, I make sure my room doesn’t look like I’m a fucking slob. Their job is to make the bed, vacuum , wipe things down, leave clean towels down etc. Not clean up after you, and pick up your nasty dirty fucking underwear. Like be an adult ladies. Your fucking mother isn’t here cleaning up after you. This is common fucking sense.
Don’t even get me started on this Laquish chick. Apparently, she is now trying to market T-shirts with her turkey sandwich and gold steak demands. What a fucking asshole.
I know I’ve been coming off as picking on Rachel, but I do still love her sense of humor, and respect that she is an excellent chef. It’s easy to get sucked in by a mean girl, and that seems to be what happened here with Skeevo Sandy, although I am disappointed that she didn’t see through it. I’m taking the long way around of saying, I love all of her bedazzled headbands she’s been sporting all season. Keeps her hair back and off of her face, while looking super cute!
80’s party on deck tonight – which is my favorite decade to dress up as! Why didn’t they do the table with fun 80’s stuff?? Why didn’t Sandy Captain Sandy suggest that?
There’s a wind issue, and they’re going to be docking the next day, and of course there’s the anchor dragging situation. For Sailing Yacht viewers, you recall that was a drama thing this past season.
That poor kid was being seduced by Horny Skank Trashley. Yes, he should have been paying more attention to the anchor and not her ginormus tits.
Laquish is at it at dinner demanding random fucking shit. Fraser forgets something because it’s RANDOM FUCKING SHIT that she does not even want.
She gets her way with this ’24k gold steak’ sort of. No, it’s not encrusted in gold, but each steak has this sliver of gold on it. Now shut the fuck up.
She’s probably going to try to pocket all of the slivers and sell them. Pretty sure the hostess of this trip will never invite her anywhere, ever again.
Hayley’s Spice Girls story is hilarious. but everything that comes out of her mouth is hilarious. She doesn’t even try.
Gettin their 80’s on, is like totally tubular. The stews should’ve been dressed for service, to get the excitement going. What’s more exciting than an 80’s party? Fras refers to 80’s fashion as being great because it was left there. Where the hell has he been? Dude it’s baaaaaaack. Fluorescents, high waisted jeans, mullets even. The prairie look was even briefly making an appearance last year. I think that may be gone already though.
Everyone looks great. Fraser has a little moment with one of the guests. Fraser is such a cutie. I would totally be into him if I was a gay guy. Remember his little fling with Jake last season? Who was I guess you would say fluent, not necessarily gay. I think Fraser really liked him though. As did Rayna. But that didn’t work out so well. There was an epic fail of the attempt. Rayna was more focused on destroying Heather’s, the cheif stew’s reputation over singing a song lyric with a slang word, that Heather was ‘not allowed’ to say, even though it’s a song lyric.
Why is a fourth stew necessary when normally there are three? Because the boat is bigger I guess? Not enough drama with these three that all seem to be getting along? So long as Sandy keeps her fucking nose out of things, and stops critiquing them and comparing them to the deck crew non-stop.
Birthday in the house !! Phony Ass Sandy Captain Sandy. wishes Hayley a happy birthday. Sandy go away. Go far, far away.
There’s some drama over Katie supposedly “bossing Tony around.” Which I didn’t really pick up on as being overly harsh, but it turns into a thing. I guess Tony complained.
Ross addresses it with her, and of course it’s awkward and ridiculous since they’re banging, and it probably didn’t need addressed. I see Tony sometimes does need a little encouragement, and I don’t think she was being a dick about it.
Here we go, Sandy Captain Sandy’s mind games. Anyone not onto her, is simply choosing to not see her fucking manipulation. Or never had a job, or just isn’t as insightful as I am.
Now she’s doing her horse whispering thing to Fraser.
Sandy to Fraser: “I see you are doing a great job.”
Sandy in her yap: “He’s changed, he’s happy, he’s engaged…” “I’m proud of him”
Oh wait, but a week ago or whatever it was in real time, she was literally bitching at him OVER THE RADIO with a bogus reprimand, then when he explained and defended himself, in her yap, she says “Fraser always has an excuse…”
No hag it wasn’t an excuse, it was an explanation, that he suggests to the guests that they pack their shit and get it out of the way so they can chill until it’s time to leave at noon?? She’s calling that an excuse ?? She falsely accused him of “rushing them off of the boat.” She is an evil human.
Does she mean he is acting how he was initially, before she started attacking him? And yes I am still sticking with, he handled the Camille situation wrong. He should’ve gotten involved when he was first hearing of her poor work habits.
But do you guys not see that Fraser was bitching and complaining about Sandy Captain Sandy, because she indeed was being awful towards him? He and Alissa just needed to discuss it over texting, or alone on their room, where Captain Lurk couldn’t spy on them.
I’m running out of ways to explain to you guys how devious and disgusting she is without being repetitive.
Jesus Christ. Now she’s fucking texting Fraser her subliminal bullshit. This woman could probably be the next fucking “drink the kool-aid” person if she really wanted to. She’s managed to brainwash and manipulate Fraser AND Rachel. promptly ousted the chick that was NOT brainwashed, and was on to her games, and accused her of being ‘insubordinate’ for seeing wtf she was up to .
He even makes a special point to personally thank her for her weird over-compensating message. This is in the narc/manipulation playbook folks, tearing people apart then love bombing and, at this point he is unaware of her schmoozing Rachel, blaming him, and attempting to turn her against him and gang up on him.
But now he does, assuming he has ben watching. I wonder if he or Rachel will speak out about it at all. Probably not. Rachel is done with Bravo from what I understand. i think she’s been thinking about it, and this fucking debacle was probably the nail in the coffin. Captain Skeevy made a fool out of her. Now she’s doing it to Fraser.
Wow Sandy Captain Sandy is laying it on thick!! As Fraser is slobbering all over her, she goes on to say “this is such an epic thing for you.” Epic??
Riddle me this Sandy people, why couldn’t she have done this TO BEGIN WITH when she saw him struggling? Skipped the needless insults and reprimands, skipped involving Rachel, when really she had her own shit to work on.
I guess that wouldn’t have been as much fun. I think it still would have brought the drama factor, if she told him to deal with the Camille/Alissa issue and gave him advice, then stayed out of it. Also she liked feeling like she was mentoring Camille, which was a waste of time.
She would have much rather mentored Camille over Fraser. Do the math on that one, as to why. Try not to hurt yourself.
Does this woman think she has the viewers brainwashed? Well, this one isn’t. But then again I’m one of these weirdos that has common sense, for the most part, usually. My common sense tells me that was some fucked up shit.
They hug and high five. Oh my Lord!
FRASER, you my dear have been played. Justice for Fraser! Fuck Camille!
I like when they show Laquisha’s only dietary restriction as ‘no raw meat.’ I would say 99% of Americans have that same diet ‘restriction.’ Or was that a joke?
Rachel made her famous Brioche French Toast for breakfast. If you didn’t catch my post on her recipe you can find it here.
Laquisha requests a fucking pear at breakfast. I think pears do something as far as helping with water retention. I remember reading something like that once. She probably thinks she’ll look skinny if she eats a pear after a huge fattening breakfast. Dick.
I don’t know what possess this guest to put a red velvet robe and crown onto Sandy Captain Sandy, but she does. She reminds me of the Cowardly Lion on Wizard of Oz. And yes, her behavior one could classify as cowardly. Like if you hate gay guys, just say you hate gay guys. Don’t bash him for pretend reasons, beat him down, then love bomb, to elevate yourself. Coward. At least the Cowardly Lion on Wizard of Oz was somewhat likable.
Laquisha, leaving the dock and texting, gets separated from the group and is lost. That looks like something I would do, but I’m still making fun of her because she’s an asshole.
They depart, they leave a shitty tip. Pathetic. Crew is pissed.
Ben tattles to Ross (I didn’t think Tony would bring this to Ross’s attention) about Katie bossing around Tony, and how dare she, when they are the same rank.
Here we go, Sandy Captain Sandy and the ‘reset’ thing. She’s taking all the credit for her firing of Alissa being the reason that the atmosphere on the boat has changed for the better. Nothing to do with HER attitude changing, and that she stopped the tyrannical on-steroids bullshit, so now everyone is relaxed, and can do their job.
She hasn’t coaxed Rachel to bitch at Fraser, and hasn’t gotten all pissy over something miniscule. She hasn’t said to the stews “look how great the deck hands are doing, and how hard THEY work.”
She hasn’t bitched at Fraser over the radio, or in front of the crew. She hasn’t scolded the stews for a manufactured issue, such as taking a break when they were told to by Fraser.
I know a lot of you are just so vehemently against Alissa. I see a lot of “she deserved to be fired!” “She sucks!” or “They (she and Camille) both should have been fired after the argument in front of the guests!”
I agree about the shit talking on Sandy that Lurker Captain Lurker overheard was wrong of Alissa. But why didn’t Sandy address it right away with her? Instead Sneaky Captain Sneaky cataloged it, and then lurked and crept around even more than usual, trying to add more random ‘misbehavior’ to her little fucking list.
That’s why she attacked the stews for having two seconds of fun banter over a muffin, after Alissa asked the deck crew to grab the trash.
“Someone needs to strip my bed!!” Like what the literal fuck? How would you like your boss or manager speaking to you like that?
Also, THIS IS why she attacked Hayley and Alissa sunbathing while Tyler was still finishing up his tasks. Both unnecessary and overly harsh.
If you think this is an acceptable and normal management and leadership style, that you must live in China. Or maybe move there if you think this is normal.
Oh and then when she passive aggressively announced to the whole crew “the walls are thin and I hear EVERYTHING.” Also not cool. She should have addressed the “she sucks deck crew dick” with Alissa and only Alissa.
I’m sure the disappearance of these sick little habits, and mind games she was playing, have NOTHING to do with this newfound perky attitude of Fraser. It’s just a coincidence. And see how she started the switcher-oo the second that Alissa walked off of that boat. That way she could blame Alissa.
Crafty right?
They hug, and I want to vomit.
Lowest tip of whole season. Shameful. Laquisha should have thrown in at least a grand.
Ross cringily reprimands Katie, calling it a ‘bossy bit.’
It’s not going over well, because you know, they’re banging and all, so it’s coming off as belittling and demeaning. He’s a guy, she’s a girl, he’s her superior. Katie puts her hands on her hips, starts fidgeting with her hair. She should just be ignoring this and blowing it off. Ladies, this is why you don’t bang your boss. It’s equivalent to a woman getting scolded and reprimanded by her husband or actual boyfriend. It’s insulting, and just not going to be received well.
You’re stepping out of line.” Seriously dude. He’s enjoying this a little too much.
Sounds like a bunch of dude primadonna’s coming up for next charter.
Happy Birthday to our wonderful sweetheart Hayley! Love her! Hey! She PM’d me on Facebook for making a “lovely” post about her! So how about that??
They have a little on-board and drama-free birthday celly for Hayley! That cake is ridiculous ! In a good way !!!
Katie apologizes to Tony. Stupid. He needs to grow a pair.
The new stew arrives, and Ben has hooked up with her. They apparently met on Tinder, not on a charter. He’s very proud of the ‘nudes’ they have of each other. Who the hell would send naked pics to someone they don’t even know? I guess people do.
She was previously a chief stew so Fraser has concerns about that. She’s pretty but she needs some concealer.
Disappointed Captain Skeevo was still present for the entire episode. Was hoping she would be dunzo for most of it.
Sandy Captain Sandy announces that Lee is coming back, and her dumb ass is out!
Rachel’s reaction looks kind of indifferent to me, like she’s trying to not look happy, but also not look sad. But I think she’s thinking “Thank GOD!!!!” Get this wacko bitch outta here!
At this point she was starting to get creeped out by this woman. I think she’s trying not to look too overjoyed, but yes, I think she’s had it with this weirdo.
This really is a good crew. After Camille left and Tyler came on board, it really could have been ‘smooth sailing’ if she would not have started all of these head games, and abuse of power tactics with Fraser, the strews and Rachel. And I’m right about that. If you have a boner for this creeper, and are choosing to not see it, then that’s on you.
This nasty-ass freak gas-lighter goes on some fucking soap box sermon that again is making me want to vomit.
She needs to see a professional. Or get banged, or something.
Captain Lee just doesn’t look well, and maybe he should have sat it out, for the sake of his health. I think he did officially retire though shortly after this return.
But GODDAMMIT! I’m so GODDAMNED happy to see Sandy Captain Shady off of this boat !! Ding dong The wicked witch is dead!
Sandy Captain Sandy loves that ‘insubordination’ verbiage when it comes to Alissa. She had to drop it one last time before she hauled her dumb ass off of the boat. I wonder if Fraser still has all of these lovely accolades for her after watching it all play out. I sure hope not.
