Wrapping this shit up – probably for good. By the way I saw today that Blabla and Scheana are a no-go for The Valley. Someone on a Facebook chat group, one of BlaBla’s three brain-dead fans, tried to tell me that The Valley is ‘dying’ to have BlaBla on.
Well guess who was right?? I’m going to need to find that comment and gloat.
Time to sit through more of Loud-Mouth-Worried-About-Her-Wallet BlaBla, more pity partying for Ariana, and more Sandoval pretend crying.
BlaBla is insufferable. There is so much online outrage about her using her daughter and now this new baby cooking to make herself seem special and wanting the cast to feel sorry for her, and make sure her job is secure, because she ‘has chillllllllllldren!’
Wonder what it’s like to be woman with two kids that had ulterior motives for having both of them? Both monetary reasons of course. Ocean – she never planned on staying with Randall, and remember when she got pregnant four years ago, she still thought he was loaded. It’s a tale as old as time, what the hell her plan was.
And this sperm donor baby was going to be her big ‘story line’ had they started filming in June as they normally do. Third trimester and due date would have coincided with filming. Also I heard she may have been lead to believe she may get a spin-off, but since her fan base has kind of fallen off, Bravo nixed that idea pretty damned quick.
Back to this, the eye rolling and galloping argument is still happening between James and Sandoval. I don’t know why Sandoval didn’t just say what he was rolling his eyes at – Ariana bragging that she paid for her adopted dog all by herself. Spending what a couple hundred?? Why are these two dorks going at each other anyway? I thought they made up? Whatever, James clearly still has a lot of animosity towards him for banging Raquel for seven months. Katie’s tit is basically hanging out of that dress. Not at all flattering from the side angle. That was poor James’ view I guess. The old James would have called that shit out.
I liked her dress on night #1 but sitting here watching her constantly pulling at the neck straps and readjusting it, and looking down at her boobs to make sure they’re not popping out, I changed my mind. She has kind of unflattering boobs for someone who’s never had kids and breastfed.
When Ariana starts droning and moaning about Sandoval and her devastation, heartbreak, can’t bear to be in his presence, those familiar lines, all that I hear are Charlie Brown wah wah wah noises, simply because, as BlaBla points out and don’t tell anyone I agree with her, girl you CHOSE to remain in your house with him and nor did you ask him to leave. As the cheater and the home wrecker, she had every right to kick his ass out. She didn’t want the bills and the responsibility of maintaining that huge house. She’s never had to pay bills and maintain a home in her entire adult life. Apartments don’t count.
I can’t listen to this anymore. I can’t deal with the tears and the whining. Her ego is hurt and that is IT. Which is fine, I get it, but just SAY that. He was fucking your friend IN your house! She’s angry and pissed, as she should be, but BlaBla is right, she’s not being honest. I hate saying that but it’s how I feel. Now keep in mind BlaBla has a history of not being honest as well, so there’s that.
Sandoval’s trying to be so clever with his little one liners. And why are we talking about Jax? And why is Scheana defending Jax? Of course he was cheating on Brittany.
The most entertaining part of this reunion are James’ faces and reactions to the things coming out of these dummies’ mouths.
Scheana thinks just because Brittany looks in his phone that means he’s not cheating? Wow naive much? I guess shit can’t be deleted.
This ‘stolen babysitter’ story with BlaBla and Brittany is so fucking uninteresting. She starts her ‘gonna pop’ talk about Brittany.
Is it just me that didn’t get the significance of Scheana justifying saying Sandoval is more upset about losing her friendship than losing Ariana, being that she was asked the question.
So what? She still said it. As Ariana’s friend, it really was a fucked up thing to say, even if it was true, which it’s not.
If you want my opinion he wasn’t upset about ‘losing’ either one of them. Scheana thinking Sandoval gives one rat’s ass about her is comical. And he wanted to break up with Ariana anyway.
Ariana’s job opportunities since Sandoval cheating, yes Scheana you are jealous. Just say you’re jealous. It’s a normal human emotion that’s okay to have. It’s how you deal with it that makes it problematic or not.
Of course she’s jealous. We all are. She’s trying to say she was just feeling left out because Ariana wasn’t getting back to her or hanging out with her as much being so busy what with all of her amazing opportunities she was offered in the wake of the cheating being front page news. OhhhKAY Scheana.
Everyone is, and not just VPR cast, or reality TV people, every woman who has been cheated on or had a bad embarrassing break-up probably wishes they could have gotten several extremely high paying lucrative job opportunities as a result of it. I don’t hate her for it. It’s not her fault.
Scheana’s handling her jealousy way better than BlaBla, that’s for damned sure.
My issue with Ariana is that she just wasn’t being honest about the reason for that fucked up living arrangement, and the fact that her ego was bruised, and she wasn’t THAT upset about the relationship ending.
I will say all of the positive attention I think has gone to her head somewhat. She was a little haughty in the beginning of the season ordering everyone, that if they were friends with Sandoval they couldn’t speak to her or be around her. When no one took her seriously, she started acting like she never said that? That is my Ariana issue. One of them.
When they show clips of Sandoval yelling at Katie, it is really off putting and disturbing that a man would be yelling at a woman like that. Even if it is Katie.
I’m not defending it but I think there was a lot of frustration over what a pussy Schwartz is and he wanted him to stand up to her.
But yell at Schwartz like that maybe? He may have influenced Schwartz somewhat but he did need to stand up to her. Look at the situation now. They’ve been divorced for over a year and she’s STILL ordering him around. And he’s having it!
Ariana’s new guy attending the San Fran trip – he didn’t attend festies because he wasn’t getting paid according to Ariana. Okay well I was wrong. I was assuming he didn’t want in on all of the fakery and bickering. I would have actually gone with that reason if I were her. That sounded kind of lame. I think Andy was taken aback by that response.
Seems like he’s as thrifty, cheap and entitlted as Ariana. How about attend to support your new girlfriend dude? Sheesh!! “I’m not coming to a free event on a free trip if they’re not paying me to sit and say and do nothing!!” Can you even fucking imagine? I guess he and Ariana bond over that similar trait.
Ariana was constantly complaining how Sandoval never apologized to her, so Scheana says “hey Sandoval, maybe you should apologize.” He tries to, and she runs away from him.
In Ariana’s world of Ariana this makes sense. She’s mad he tried to do it on camera, and never off. Okay fine, but aren’t they encouraged to do this shit on camera? And I feel like she played some games too, when it came to filming. Such as the living arrangement, and this silent treatment. Also did she not call production when she learned of the affair so they could film them arguing about it last year?? The fucking hypocrisy not to mention how they simply just talk out their assholes.
Okay so we’re trying something different here. I do tend to forget that they film this before all of the episodes air, which I don’t agree with, but they want the reunions to air directly following the finale, so I guess that’s logistically how they need to do it. Or maybe they could film them a little later and not spend so much time editing.
The cast is sent the episodes to watch but they didn’t send that very dramatic ending of the finale, and how they all went off on Ariana as she waddled out the door for Applebee’s of all places, as they all melted down over her refusing to speak to Sandoval.
They roll it. Some rough things were said by BlaBla and Sandoval, including “don’t sit back on your lazy ass and collect a check for doing nothing.” Which, sorry I thought was funny. And kind of true. She’s actually been doing that for years to be honest. She’s sort of been coasting as ‘Sandoval’s girlfriend.’
Sandoval’s extreme reaction does, in defense of Ariana, show that his apology he was planning on delivering most likely was not genuine. And I really don’t get his “it was good for ME” followed by a sinister laugh, comment at the end.
Scheana looks really scared at the prospect of Ariana seeing her sort of turning on her as well.
I hate to say it but I kind of believed Sandoval that she spoke poorly of the cast.
It’s not the end of the world, I’m sure they all do it.
She didn’t deny it. And it totally sounds like her. From Day One of her debut on the show, she had always made comments that she was better than the others. She’s cooler, she’s prettier, she’s smarter, to quote her exactly. I believe she was comparing herself to Kristen in that comment, as she was sleeping with Sandoval, who was with Kristen at the time. That speaks to her character.
Many times she has referred to herself as smarter than the others. I believe behind closed doors with Sandoval, she talked shit on everyone and talked herself up.
She conveniently turned on the water works after the footage was played and never addressed his comment. She didn’t deny it, you notice. If she never shit talked them and Sandoval made that up, she would have said under her breath – “that’s a lie” maybe even broken her silent treatment game, and looked at him and called him a liar. She did none of that. Because it’s true.
Again, not to beat a dead horse, at the end of the day, and can’t make this shit up, I have to jump on BlaBla’s side with the ridiculousness of refusing to film with or speak with someone she lives with. And then jumping on Team Ariana for a second, I get her not wanting to hear his bullshit apology.
BlaBla’s little diatribe at the end was a tad hypocritical when you take into account the years of her lying about Randall. I saw a clip on social media of the reunion following her affair with Randall when he was still a big secret, and she was denying that he was married and she refused to answer questions regarding him. Everyone was annoyed but no one was going off about it, and walking in circles, and accusing her of calling the shots, and worried about their ‘job.’
They start to communicate with one another, and Sandoval reassures Ariana that he wasn’t acting, and how she “knows him.” Now he starts with the tears. I can’t stand when he puts his hand over his face like that. He looks idiotic.
She points out when he didn’t get his way, he started insulting her. True, but if we’re supposed to be ‘authentic’ here, he clearly said things that were accurate.
Kind of proves also, she’s not authentic if she’s acting like these girls are her besties. (I’m tired of saying authentic!)
Let’s be ‘real’ here, they’ve all morphed into ‘characters’ on a TV show that was yes, originally based on real life and a bunch of LA bartender and server kids acting stupid, but as they gained fame and popularity they began acting a certain way to be entertaining. That’s how this works.
She’s correct, that he proved her right with his snide comment at the end. He proved that he really wasn’t that sorry and the on camera apology he attempted was for entertainment purposes only. Fucking dumb ass. Is he really that sorry? I don’t think so.
I’ve been staring at Ariana’s earrings when I get bored. They’re cool.
Sandoval is an ugly crier.
It is kind of funny that he had this long illustrious hot and heavy affair with Raquel, and now she wants nothing to do with him.
And I get her not believing anything that comes out of his mouth now after several months of banging Raquel behind her back, leading this double life and lying DIRECTLY to her face. He has no credibility, so it’s hard to believe him when he sits here trying to be all sentimental and emotional.
He’s not the person she thought he was. Although he did have a history of cheating. She just for whatever reason didn’t think he would do it to her.
He gets his on-camera apology he wanted so much.
Sandoval can be an ass, a lot, and he’s an idiot, but I’m not sure if he fits the true ‘narcissist’ bill as he’s been depicted.
He was never mean nor abusive to Ariana. Narcissists are very abusive to their partners. Mentally, emotionally and sometimes physically as well.
He actually took care of her and treated her well, however, I don’t think they were a happy couple for several years. They each were just doing their own thing.
Ariana is asked about her reaction to BlaBla’s nervous breakdown tantrum thing,
It’s hurts her feelings a lot she says, continuing to sob.
She admits she could have had this fake apology talk with him “for the show” but chose to do what she really wanted to do, which was walk away in order to be real.
Scheana defends turning on Ariana in support of BlaBla, that she didn’t want her to feel alone. Okay Scheana. It’s hard for me to buy that the Scheana and BlaBla friendship is real because BlaBla is just so disingenuous. Perhaps on Scheana’s end it is.
Now BlaBla really dives in, comparing her breakup to Ariana’s and how completely bitter and huffy she is that she didn’t receive the attention and compassion that Ariana did.
I really wanted to finish this up last night, but knew I didn’t have the energy to adequately deal with BlaBla and her many absurdities when she gets the floor.
Girlfriend is obviously worried about her Bravo checks discontinuing. And because she’s so you-know BlaBla and just completely crass and unaware, she doesn’t even know to keep these concerns on the down-low because it’s making her come across as broke, a joke, and desperate. BlaBla are you listening? No one told you to spend thousands of dollars on a sperm baby. To say nothing of the future thousands and thousands of dollars you need to raise said sperm baby, especially one without a father or even child support. Unless she wants to hit up the sperm dad. I’m saying that in jest but kind of could see her doing exactly that.
I saw a funny TikTok about how BlaBla would transfer into the real world at an actual job, whether it be service industry, corporate world, whatever, walking around threatening to ‘pop’ people if they didn’t do what she said, and telling them they need to be worried about HER paycheck and raising HER children. Can you imagine the looks she would get?? CAN you?? It’s ludicrous. It’s entertaining, but it’s ludicrous.
They flash to the two seasons ago reunion with everyone being brutally honest about the Range Rover, and reminders of how she met him, and the host of red flags that she ignored when she was being showered with expensive gifts and trips. Reminder that she was very frequently bragging about her monetary and material gain by being with him. Never referred to him once as her ‘soul mate’ as she did at that reunion, or that even she loved him.
People that are self-serving and lying pieces of shit like to throw the phrase ‘soul mate’ around when convenient. They use it when it suits them, in the moment, since it’s you know, it sounds so intense and serious.
And then there’s the fact that she spent several seasons prior to this being ‘brutally honest’ to put it mildly. More like screaming in people’s faces (like narcs tend to do – it gives them a rush) and threatening physical violence constantly.
She weaponizes her child (again) and mimics and exaggerates everyone’s nonchalant responses to Randall being found to be the slime ball that he is.
And how many times did she brag on that fucking Range Rover? Wonder if she still has it?
We could all buy a bougee LA home if we got five bucks every time she bragged about her SUV for S – E – X.
And her having a kid to him, why does she act like it’s so unique? Again not really a new concept, BlaBla. Most women do have kids to their supposed sugar daddies. I mean, really. It’s like she thinks she invented the whole damned idea.
Ariana is just sitting here dabbing at her eyes and letting BlaBla crash and burn. She’s smart enough to see this, BlaBla is not. Disclaimer: I don’t completely disagree with Ariana being a tad smarter than everyone else, it’s just not something you’re supposed to walk around saying, especially to a million people.
BlaBla claims while she’s ‘glad’ Ariana has not experienced what she experienced (she’s not) she’s a little fucking annoyed.
Ariana still dabs at her tears. She knows what she’s doing. She wants BlaBla to just keep talking and burying herself.
Now we got down to the real real. She tells the group, “I enjoy filming with you guys, this show has given me a platform (more like mouthpiece) to grab opportunity by the balls, have a baby, purchase two homes…” You get the idea.
Always gotta throw them babies in there right? She humorously refers to herself as years of ‘busting her ass’ in order to afford all of this, and not JUST because of the fast cash she got from Scandoval. If that’s true then why was she ever able to buy a house until now? But all right. Let’s just let that go for now.
‘Busting your ass’ is definitely creative. Let’s not be melodramatic BlaBla, assuming you’re referring to being on VPR, doing a lot of laying on your back, flapping your jaw up and down, insulting everyone, and of course, your infamous ‘wanna get POPPED?’ line with your little two finger hand gesture. This girl is hilarious in a laughing AT her kind of way, much like Teresa on Jersey.
Even Scheana is looking at her in disbelief knowing she’s crashing and burning. Remember she went through a divorce on the show too, but is smart enough (and she’s pretty dumb in her own right) to not verbalize it this way.
She then delivers this gem – “if you don’t give a shit about your position on the show, because you’re thriving, I’m going to need you to give a fuck about mine.”
Girl, WHAT??
Sure BlaBla that’s definitely how the world works. Everyone in the workplace is exceedingly concerned about YOUR welfare and YOUR children and YOUR paycheck. This chick is insufferable. Fucking insufferable.
And how does Ariana walking out that night on the finale (I assume that’s what she’s referring to, not stepping up to the plate) and choosing to not engage with Sandoval, mean that if the series were to end, it’s all Ariana’s fault? What in the HELLLLLLLL is she talking about?? Does anyone know??
BlaBla is unraveling and I am here for IT.
Why is no one saying these things to her, not even Andy.
Then she goes into her how she loves filming with everyone thing. Well yeah girl you love the $25g per episode thing.
“Why does SHE get to dictate how this goes down when I’ve never gotten to dictate?”
Again, what is she talking ABOUT?? Clearly it was announced at this point that they wouldn’t be resuming filming in June, and that’s really her issue. And like Is at about Ariana, then just say that.
Ariana’s not dictating shit. Bravo is. You know, your bosses. Friendly reminder she made the cast sign an NDA when she first introduced them to Randall.
Ariana gets a little lippy back to her. It’s about time someone does, and tells her she’s sorry the ending wasn’t what she wanted to get another season’s paycheck.
Again I’m not putting this together. So if Ariana would have listened to Sandoval blubber and apologize, then Season 12 would not be in jeopardy as it is now?
Has it occurred to shit for brains BlaBla that the show has been airing for 11 fucking seasons and has run it’s course? Everyone within the group has hooked up with each other, everyone’s relationship has ended, no one works for the restaurants anymore, most of them are pushing 40 or in their 40’s. Lisa really has no real reason to interact with the group anymore. Let’s use our brain here.
They flash back to last season where you see Blabla getting irritated when Katie mentions, she claims she’s not shit talking though, that Tom and Ariana’s relationship isn’t all that. BlaBla’s pissed it’s not part of the show.
Again the hypocrisy.
BlaBla has a meltdown when she thinks Scheana is lying answering a question about Ariana showing up to her events. What fucking events?? She then gets up and starts spinning around and pretending like she wants to walk off.
She’s so mad they’re not throwing Ariana under the bus like she wants them to. She tries to drag Katie down again, reminding her she has been frustrated with Ariana as well, prior to Sandoval, and that she brings nothing to the show. They kind of have a point. because I did hear that Bravo approached her prior to the affair, that she was going to be downgraded to ‘Tom’s girlfriend’ if she didn’t like, get off the couch and do something. Hence the sandwich shop.
So as with any job, the girls were getting pissed that they were contributing and she was picking up the same paycheck not contributing.
Katie doesn’t like this being brought up by her, at all. Ariana pretends to not hear it, or care when it has to bother her. You notice there’s no tears over this because she’s not going to get any sympathy for being lazy prior to Scandoval.
Sandoval says if they would have abided by her rules, no on would have filmed with him. She mumbles under her breath she never told anyone there were rules who he could film with. She didn’t say it like that, but she was trying for no one to speak to him, and if they did, she wouldn’t interact or ‘film’ with them.
Lisa chimes in with Ariana accolades for ‘showing up’ when it’s been uncomfortable. I guess that’s true, but she also had 99.9% of the fan base on her side and feeling sorry for her, but it’s good she’s supporting Ariana for a change when she’s actually been all about Sandoval all season because of TomTom, I’m pretty sure.
Ariana when asked, says she understood BlaBla’s frustration but not the insults. Which doesn’t really make sense.
Katie embraces Ariana. You would think Ariana would be a little miffed at Katie from BlaBla’s blabbing, but I think these two overall get each other. It’s commendable they remained friends through Sandoval hating on her like that and constantly screaming at her.
Scheana high-tails it straight to BlaBla’s stool to suck up to her during a break.
As Katie and Ariana embrace, Ariana’s pulled back hair gets caught in Katie’s dangly earring which manages to lighten the mood. Andy is not helpful. He is out of element.
Scheana sucks up to BlaBla some more as we wrap up explaining it may have seemed like she wasn’t siding with BlaBla, however Ariana is also a good friend as well. BlaBla must’ve subtly let her have it during the break.
James got a Vegas gig that started the end of March. You know since Erika Jane from Beverly Hills, I’m feeling like it’s clear they’ll have anyone. Hopefully James doesn’t have to sell tickets for $1.00.
Schwartz acknowledges that the show could be coming to a close and issues sort of a good-bye if that happens.
NOT what BlaBla wants to hear. LVP doesn’t look very happy either. You would think she has the sense to see it’s time. Guess she’ll be missing the checks too.
Maybe BlaBla and her brood could be boarders at Villa Rosa? BlaBla looks ready to puke.
They wrap up with a ‘toast’ of SAH sandwiches. No one even drinks anymore so guess that make sense. May as well get a plug in.
Served by Ann and Kyle Chan! And it rhymes! Chan and Ann! They should take that on the road!
LVP really does look pissed as they do the sandwich cheers.
What’s she so annoyed about? The show ran for eleven years!! To her that’s a success remember she said when she was referring to Pump closing? As far as a TV series, it’s most definitely a success.
I was right BlaBla did give Scheana the blow-off at the break. She whines to Brock that she’s mad at her still.
Scheana need to not take it personally. BlaBla is a single woman about to be the mom of two and unemployed. I was thinking when I mentioned child support in another recap maybe she’s not getting anything if she and Randall are doing the equal time back and forth thing. You know that’s the classic tactic dudes use to get out of paying, especially when they know they had a gold digger on their hands.
BlaBla moans and groans about Randall or whatever shit to Scheana as she undresses. Now a weird comparison to Ariana getting to walk away (at the finale) when she was uncomfortable and BlaBla was urged to sit back down when she got up pretending to walk away.
Okay so do you think anyone would have stopped her had she chosen to exit the stage? Every fucking thing that happens she compares herself to Ariana. Every flipping thing.
One last pregnancy and child comment. She’s creating life so she should be able to do what she wants.
Again what is this girl saying ?? No one knows.
Now she starts legit crying? I almost feel bad for not feeling bad for her. Does she seriously say “this isn’t fair” like a child?
Please for the love of God, Bravo, let’s end this series with BlaBla in the back crying hysterically in her bathrobe after all of her vile hatefulness, andscreaming, hooting and hollering, as well as listening to her whore-like rhetoric and about her sexual escapades for gifts shit we’ve had to endure over the years. It’s perfect! It’s chef’s kiss perfect! Byeeeeeeee.
And no The Valley for you !! BBYYYYYE!!!
She mumbles to Scheana how she doesn’t see any of these people anyway so she doesn’t give a fuck that she hurts their feelings?? Wait I thought they were all great friends?? Hmmmm doesn’t very sound authentic BlaBla.
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