Color me shocked that, first of all James and Ally are still together, and they seriously bought a house together?
I wonder why they’re not showing the outside of it? Just the backyard and the pool. Maybe it’s ugly.
Ariana looked so good at the revenge reunion, now I feel like she looks kind of weathered. I’m not saying that to be a bitch. I don’t really hate on Ariana. Maybe it’s the stringy bleached hair.
I do think it’s kind of dumb how she’s staying in the house just to be spiteful, and wanting to punish Sandoval. But to me, by doing this, she’s also punishing herself.
Refi the fucking thing, take the money, buy something much cooler than this stupid ass fugly farmhouse. Why would she want the hassle of this house? Not to drag her again, but she comes off as kind of lazy to me.
Maybe a cute little Spanish Tudor or MCM.
Get away from this lying cheating loser. It’s not healthy. Does she want to be happy or does she want be right?
The sandwich shop still isn’t open, and I’m listening to Katie talk about all the people they have hired to do simple things like handle the décor and menu. It seems strange. Usually people that open a restaurant are somewhat creative, and want to do these things. They’re not capable of fucking sandwiches and menu ideas?? They need a COO?? It’s like they have no passion for what they’re doing.
It’s a fucking sandwich shop. Sandwiches.
I think I said last season, I thought the whole restaurant thing was weird because it doesn’t seem like either one of them are really foodie type people (same with the Tom’s.) I don’t even know why they want to run a food establishment. It’s like they’re doing this because they feel like this is what they have to do, partly to compete with the Tom’s, and I assume partly because they’re on this TV show centered around the bar and restaurant industry. I’m not clear on whether or not they’re serving alcohol.
I could have came up with a menu and done décor, since they’re clearly not capable, and are too busy sitting on their asses complaining about the Tom’s.
Communicating via an assistant is just fucking asinine. Come on people.
I don’t understand why she’s referring to it as ‘psychotic’ that he wants to buy her out. This is what normal people do that own a home together when they separate. Sell it, or if one party wants to stay, do a refi/buy-out. This isn’t hard.
These are two fucking 40-year-old’s. They are not kids. Sit your asses down, and decide who stays, and who leaves. Why would Ariana still even want to be in this house honestly?
If this whole season is going to be those two having petty fights, trying to live under the same roof when they hate each other, I don’t know if I’m going to be able to hang in there.
I’m sure you’ve already seen previews for next week where he wants to have a birthday party and she’s not allowing it, just to be a pain in the ass. He offers to get her a bougie hotel room somewhere.
James and Ally discuss having a pool party. I can only imagine everybody bitching about the airplanes.
So we’re already discussing Raquel again, and we’re like seven minutes in. This was being filmed when she was still in her treatment facility for sex addiction, I believe. I know somebody else should probably go to this facility.
I had thought I read last year that BlaBla had bought a house. I guess that was fake news. I thought everything that you read online was true. She’s living in a small apartment and her mom, who has left Utah and moved in with her to help with Ocean.
Randall is still fighting with her over custody, which I don’t really get. You know damned well he doesn’t really care about spending time with his child.
A lot like the Sandy and Ariana dynamic. He’s punishing her, except with her child, not a house, which of course is a million times worse.
I find it hard to believe she doesn’t care about having Ocean on the show as she claims.
Time for BlaBla to blubber and boo-hoo about Randall. Too bad so sad that she thought she was the player, but she was actually being played. You don’t often have this dynamic – two people basically playing each other. (sound familiar?)
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James has stopped drinking again. I assume it was starting to be a problem. He seems at peace with it this time.
He’s just not somebody that is going to go out, and have one or two drinks. He apparently smokes weed all day long.
Schwartz cries about Sandoval and Scandoval and Whateverofal.
Sheana continues to make Tom’s cheating on Ariana about her. I don’t really understand how Ariana doesn’t get super annoyed with that, but whatever. She’s on Zoloft, because of Tom banging Raquel, which has made her depressed and have OCD, according to her therapist. No comment on the therapist.
James is DJ-ing at Tom-Tom. Ariana will be attending, and she hasn’t been to Tom-Tom since ‘that night.’ Schwartz is working at Tom-Tom, I assume, since he’s asking if people want drinks. I didn’t think they had anything to do with Tom-Tom anymore.
Schwartz approaches one of the bartenders and tells him that he needs a hug, and he sounds exactly like Dustin Hoffman’s character in Rain Man. He’s acting really weird, even for Schwartz.
Ariana is surprised that she’s feeling a certain type of way being at Tom-Tom for the first time since that night.
Of course, it’s going to be weird. I think she did really love him. Yeah, she tended to be a short with him, and bite his head off, but he’s Sandoval, and he’s a dumb ass.
Super annoying BlaBla pulls Lisa aside and pretends to empathize with Raquel. As I said earlier, she’s trying to reinvent herself and do damage control from last season.
Well I ain’t buying it. She continues to pretend like she didn’t know she was ‘the other woman’ when she first began seeing Randall.
That’s the difference. At least Raquel admits to everything that she did that was wrong.
I can sort of identify with BlaBla in her yap, where she talks about having a dude telling her how much he loves he, r and she’s his soulmate and wants to make a life with her.
It pulls at your heartstrings, and if you have feelings for this person, it makes you want to take the risk, and see if you can make it work.
And for whatever reason, you tend to ignore red flags. BLARING HUGE BRIGHT RED FLAGS.
BlaBla should be happy. She’s getting her Randall moment that she was pissed got overshadowed last season because of the Tom, Ariana and Raquel love triangle.
They had some nerve. She’s more upset about the humiliation than the actual ending of a relationship, let’s be real.
I think it’s been an entire two years now since she left Randall when she found out what was going on. However, that’s not stopping her from trying to still have her moment. She’s pulling out all of the stops to make us feel sorry for her as she’s pretending like she’s still traumatized. She would never have looked this dude’s direction had he not had money, or pretended to, and a nice house. Oh, and the PJ of course. Did the bitch ever stop talking about the fucking PJ??
I don’t think she’s a homewrecker, but I definitely think she’s a whore. Pretty sure Randall would’ve cheated on his wife with somebody else, had it not been her, and they would’ve eventually divorced. Keeping dudes on a string, so they buy you shit, and pay for your shit, is a whore.
I love when they play that quick flash of the reunion last year of her standing up and screaming at Raquel. She really thinks we all forget the way she acted, and now we’re supposed to believe this whole other fucking personality. Please.
Katie’s already getting under my skin. She needs a spray tan, and a salad
Scheana needs to stop clamoring for her approval. This dumb bitch is literally still pissing and moaning about Schwartz kissing Raquel last year. It’s literally a year later, and she’s still sitting here looking constipated over it, with Scheana groveling and apologizing when she didn’t do anything wrong.
Dramatic music as BlaBla goes outside to the back of the restaurant to leave Raquel a voice message. Raquel ignores her. I’m sure she knew they were filming and what was going on. BlaBla mean-girled and bullied her around relentlessly last season, now we’re supposed to buy this fucking bit.
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Katie and Schwartz continue to do back-and-forth with the dogs. She comes over for the pick-up. He invites her to come in and she sighs and pretends to be annoyed. It’s nice to see them being friendly to each other. Seems like now that they don’t have the pressures of being in a couple, and they can relax and act normal.
She needs to keep hanging out with him, to keep a certain level of control. I kind of liked last season how he was finally standing up to her. She probably still has him convinced that he’s not allowed to date anybody.
He whines to her about Ariana ignoring him.
I’m glad we’re spared having to listen to that Kristina or Kristine again this season. Oh yeah, Old Kristine I was calling her. She was a yawn-fest. I think she did a brief hello at Tom-Tom, and that’s enough. Last season, her BlaBla and Katie were excruciating.
Girls’ get together night, and it is nice to see them all getting along and not screaming at each other. More specifically, BlaBla not screaming at everybody.
She has the nerve to sit here to Ariana and tell her how she feels bad for Raquel. She seems put off by it but doesn’t go nuts. She probably realizes it’s bull shit anyway. No BlaBla, you’re not sensitive.
The scene looks a little ….scripted.
Sheana thinks that the restraining order that Raquel put on her was way worse than fucking her good friend’s boyfriend for several months.
Sandy has arrived home from his New Zealand trip doing whatever the hell. Sounds like another stupid reality show. Who cares.
