Well Katie wrapped up that convo with Jo, with the truest most accurate statements that’s ever came out of her scowling face:
“I don’t want peace.”
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
What I’ve been saying about this chick all along.
I kinda think that slipped out, and you could see it on her face immediately after she said it, she regretted it. She said the quiet part out loud.
Now Schwartz starts his Rain Man talk which comes out when he feel anxious, and is what lead me to start to believe he’s autistic. He scolds Katie that Jo just wanted to talk. Katie doesn’t give a shit how she feels.
Oh Katie. It must be awful being you. It’s awful watching you. I know that.
Brock’s little jig moment that they only showed for two seconds at this event is all over TikTok. They are playing the entire jig from the front angle, sadly. What’s funny is that he’s dancing with nobody.
I saw a lot of jokes about him being invited on DWTS, and not Scheana. He’s dressed like Liberace.
Scheana and BlaBla swoon all over Sandoval, then he thanks Brock for sticking up for him.
Is Ariana looking for an Applebee’s endorsement or what? Or does she already have one and this was part of her job? Did she make like 10 grand every time she says it?
It would be a cold day in hell before I would willingly go to Applebee’s.
Dan doesn’t look that happy about it. Or maybe he’s just sick of the fakery and these cameras in his face.
Sandoval approaches Schwartz who’s sitting near Ariana and Dan, and moves in for his attempt at some drama. It’s almost uncomfortable watching it. So he does his token little fake nice introduction thing to Dan that he just had to do. Dan is polite but probably should’ve told him to eff off.
Sandoval and Schwartz discuss the interaction and Schwartz is acting all weird about it. Sandoval’s voice has gone up like ten octaves.
“It’s fine I said nice to meet you. It’s fine, it’s fine.”
It probably bugs him she has a boyfriend already, and his little romance didn’t exactly pan out.
He’s itching to have this apology talk with Ariana, because Scheana convinced him he needs to do that. And they’re filming the finale, so tick tock.
What about her body language just now does he not understand? And also has he not met her? She’s stubborn as hell. If she said she’s not going to listen to him yammer and express fake sorrow, she’s not. Just the fact that she will NOT leave that house until SHE says so, shows how stubborn she is, even though she hates him and doesn’t want to be in his presence. But she also ignored a message for two months of possible resolution. So I hate to use a cliché new phrase, but make it make sense.
Okay, the moment we all have NOT been waiting for, Scheana’s song performance.
She’s so thin and seems to be in shape, but constantly complaining about her body. Then there’s Ariana walking around with her big old belly hanging out. That’s rude I guess. Sorry. It’s more the dress is not flattering. And she has gained weight.
I’m assuming Scheana is lip synching. We have a whole band and everything just for her to lip synch? That song sounds exactly another song that I can’t place.
Ariana leaves Dan’s side to congratulate Scheana for dressing like 80’s Madonna, and lip synching, so it kind of seems like it was set up for Sandoval to approach her without Dan.
I’m so bored. Scheana tells Ariana how Sandoval flew out his sound guy to do the you know- sound. This girl just doesn’t know when to quit.
Sandoval can do all of the ‘nice’ things he wants. It doesn’t change what he did to HER. She puts her annoyed stone face on immediately when she has to listen to this shit.
Production gets a little shady and calls her out on her contradicting herself, and replays scenes of her saying she’s not going to be friends with anyone who is his friend, as she sits here now and claims she never said anything of the sort.
They drag out their mutual appreciation of each other. I’m guess Scheana knew he was approaching. Ariana walks away and he calls after her wanting to do this fake apology thing. Which is fine. I don’t blame her.
But like did she really need to run to production crying about it? I don’t know if I mentioned it, but they LIVE together.
When she ran away, he backed off. Where’s the trauma Ariana? She starts her ‘STD’ thing to a producer which I already addressed in Part 1, the ridiculousness of that.
“Non-informed consent?” What the fuck, because he said ‘Hey Ariana’ to her.
He has spoken with her a few other times, or tried to, and it wasn’t detrimental to her life, but now it is. The dude is even looking at her like “really??”
And her favorite, “he doesn’t get access to me.”
AKA silent treatment.
She’s getting accolades all over social media for this little performance, and it’s exactly what it is, a performance. And people are falling for it.
I didn’t even realize Billie Lee was here. There’s some riff with her and Sandoval now, I heard. She questions Tom as to what’s going on. You can see that he’s getting irritated now.
He went from feeling remorse towards her to now ripping on her a new one, since she shut him down.
Which sort of shows it probably wasn’t genuine. So while I don’t blame Ariana for not entertaining it, she also needs to get off of her high horse for five minutes.
There are no STD’s, there were no suicidal thoughts, she has a new guy, she’s come out of this a millionaire after laying around for several years doing nothing. Enough.
He calls her performative, to which I agree. He doubles down on what he mentioned before that she never cared about or liked any of the cast. I do have to say I’ve never seen her all lovey dovey with Scheana and BlaBla like she has been this season, hugging and saying she loves them. That wasn’t the norm for her.
He bitches about her sitting on her lazy ass collecting a check for doing nothing.
Well that’s kind of been the past seven years, she’s been doing that.
He yells to BlaBla and Scheana that she talks shit on both of them and she doesn’t show up for them and he does. Sounds like exactly what Brock was selling to Scheana earlier, so that’s curious.
Ariana and Dan and these others I don’t know who they are, wait for their ride to fucking Applebee’s, as everyone is inside coming unglued.
Sandoval’s revelation gets BlaBla all cranked up because of her jealousy, that people rallied around Ariana and they didn’t with her, but I won’t get on that soapbox right now, I need to wrap up. You all know how I feel about BlaBla.
She delivers the line that’s been getting played all season that she’s never seen anyone get cheated on and suddenly becomes God.
She also mentions the contradiction of refusing to be filmed near him, or saying two words to him, but living under the same roof, and sleeping down the hall. She says he did a shitty thing but didn’t kill anyone. Well, we could say the same about Randall, BlaBla so I would not be running around repeating that anymore. But the rest I agree.
I do think all of the endorsements and attention have gone to her head. But I also am entertained by BlaBla’s jealousy over it.
They flash on all of their fresh little smooth faces from years ago, filming their first yaps, and it does seem like closure.
They’re giving hypocrite BlaBla the floor here as kind of narrating the ending for some reason.
“You have to tell the truth even when it’s uncomfortable.”
Really now BlaBla, who lied for a whole entire season, possibly two, I forget how long it went on, about having an affair with a married man.
I wish they’d stop showing Ariana’s big ass waddling away. We get it, she’s on her merry way to fucking Applebee’s with her dude, to eat diarrhea food, completely not giving a shit of all the drama ensuing behind her.
And yeah Sandoval could’ve approached her off camera to say he’s sorry, but they are supposed to be doing this shit on camera. What does she not get about that? Is she new here?
They signed up for this. They get paid a lot of money for this. Is she saying she would have spoken to him if cameras weren’t in her face?
If that’s the case then that’s contradictory too. Either you want the apology or you don’t. If you’ve signed on the dotted line to have your life filmed, then it shouldn’t matter, should it?
THE DAMNED END.
And probably the end end.
