I made a comment on last week’s recap about Schwartz reminding me of Rain Main, when he randomly asked the bartender for a hug, in the way that he was speaking. I wasn’t making a disparaging comment about those with autism at all. I received some messages regarding this.
After further thought, I wondered if he legit has a mild case of autism. It would explain a lot about his behavior. We tend to call him a pussy and things like that, because he can’t ever seem to stand up for himself, and his afraid of everyone.
His triplet brothers seem to have some sort of social impairment, if you watched the wedding episodes when he and Katie got married. So, I don’t know for sure. I’m just saying, something has always seemed somewhat off about Schwartz, other than being a pussy. And I’m not saying it in a nasty way. I’m just curious if there was ever an official diagnosis.
So Sandoval is back from gallivanting around New Zealand so we’re stuck with he and Ariana bickering at each other through this poor Ann chick, his assistant.
He was at “a competition reality show” with no name I guess. These people with these random assistants, do they just hang at their house and do whatever random thing they tell them to do? Like do they make them food, do their laundry?
Whatever, moving on.
From his very firsts scene, Sandoval is still a whiny little bitch.
So the next day is his birthday. He wants to have a party, and Ann is tasked with asking Ariana if he’s allowed. I’m not defending this turd, I’m trying to show that I have common sense, (I do!) but why does he have to ask her to have a party? It’s his fucking house, just like she could have a party without asking him.
Like for real, he has this chick text Ariana every time he wants to do anything in the house, even having a friend over? You know, guys, these are two forty year-old people, they’re not fucking kids. This all unfolded on March 1st of last year, so almost one year ago. They really should have by now, been able to come to some sort of agreement about this house.
Ariana is dragging this drama out, because she likes the control. Bottom line.
I don’t mean to make too much sense, because this is Vanderpump, and this is Sandoval, but if they’re just going to communicate via text messaging, via his assistant, why can’t they just text each other directly??
That’s the beauty of texting – communicating with someone without having to speak to them.
It is sad that it very frequently gets utilized when there should be an actual mouth conversation, however it comes in very handy when you have to communicate with an ex. Not psycho texting. Normal communication that sometimes comes up.
Ariana, who’s playing the part of the evil stepmother, tells Ann that he’s not allowed to have a party, and it’s “disrespectful and inappropriate.”
Also she threatens to call the cops. And say what? My ex-boyfriend is having a party in his own fucking house, and I said he wasn’t allowed??
She seems quite pleased with herself. But she sounds kind of stupid.
That scenario reminds of me one almost as asinine that happened to me in real life recently. When this old turd I’m ashamed to say I dated, and his skanky ugly girlfriend, that he should be ashamed he dated/dates, thought they’d call the cops on me, Over nothing, and it paled in comparison to something he had just done. It made the cop’s month. He was like – “what is wrong with this guy?” I was like – “how long do you have?”
And what is Ariana wearing?
Ariana in her yap, claiming the reason why she’s forbidding the party, is because there will be a mess. Did we see her bedroom? She’s worried about a mess?
She gets a little snippy with Ann, which I feel was unnecessary when she was just letting her know he was having someone over. The girl is doing her job, Ariana. Not everyone gets to lie around watching Love Island all day whilst someone else pays the bills.
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Jason, his band manager or whatever the hell, drops in and they discuss Raquel.
He claims that he misses her, and is still “very much in love with her.” Yeah, okay, Sandoval.
She has a podcast, and I saw something today where she has said that she wasn’t allowed to have her phone, and only had certain times where she could make phone calls, and if she didn’t call him, he lashed out at her and called her selfish.
Ariana meets up with Lala, and it’s pretty concerning when BlaBla is the voice of reason. She explains to her that Tom, from ‘a logical standpoint’ can host a party in his own house. Let’s pick our battles.
Hell may have officially frozen over. Ariana claims that the noise may impair her from sleeping, and getting up in the morning to do shit.
To do what Ariana?? Oh, nothing. Same thing she’s been doing for like six years.
As much as I can’t stand Sandoval, as you can see I also can’t stand Ariana, or BlaBla, or Baloney…
Don’t ask me why I watch, because I’m not sure if I can answer that.
Schwartzie’s okay, I just feel bad for him. Scheana’s definitely the least annoying girl. James is hilarious.
BlaBla brings up how much easier it would be for her to move out. She basically admits she’s living there for spite. Which I get, but she’s making herself miserable in the process. Where is the girl that was at the reunion completely slaying it? She kind of looks like a dishevled mess. She should be happy she’s rid of him, and stop trying to latch on.
She claims she now wants to have kids and the reason why she was apprehensive previously, was because she didn’t want to have them with Tom.
This girl just makes shit up as she goes along. They flash on 2016 where she said she thinks babies are gross. But it’s because of Sandoval she doesn’t want to have one.
These producers can be so sketchy. They love to make these people look like they’re full of shit. Ariana can barely take care of herself. A baby to her rebound guy that lives across the country is the last fucking thing she needs.
I think where Tom and Ariana lose me, and why I have a hard time feeling bad for her, is that they started getting together when he was still with Kristen. So you reap what you sow.
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Pump is closing, and there’s a big send-off party, which seems a little over the top.
I feel like Schwartz is always lurking around at these functions where he doesn’t need to be. I think they’re just trying to get a reaction out of Ariana.
He tells Lisa no one at S&S wants Sandoval around, as he’s bad for business. When he was told that, he just completely checked out, and didn’t even try to rectify the situation. But is Schwartz really surprised at that? It was like pulling teeth getting him to be involved 2 years ago when they were trying to get it off of the ground.
I am confused as to why Lisa goes so hard in defense of Sandoval. I don’t know why. I don’t get it.
It is refreshing to see all of the girls getting along, and acting normal. Even BlaBla. Who in my opinion is just doing damage control, and the real BlaBla will soon stand up.
Sandoval and Schwartz meet up, and like James, Sandoval has also gotten sober. Sounds like it’s temporary, and he is doing it for solidarity with Raquel, since she cannot drink while in her mental health facility. Sandoval at this point talks as if they’re still together.
He apologizes for the collateral damage to the bar that his affair caused.
Then quickly starts talking about himself, and bitching that Ariana, who wants to live in this house, but is not paying any bills whatsoever. So she wants to live there, but doesn’t want to pay for anything.
Back to the bar, Schwartz points out how he completely checked out and offered no solutions, leaving him with all of the problems.
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Ally reads Schwartz’ birth chart, as James gets an invite to Sandoval’s little birthday soiree.
I just don’t get James’ issue with Sandy hooking up with Raquel. He’s not bothered by all of the deceit, and the skeeviness of the whole thing. It’s just that Sandoval “hooked up with my ex.”
Who also was the close friend of Ariana. Let’s get with the program here. It’s not about you, James.
And I don’t know why it doesn’t seem to bother Ally when he says that.
I don’t know that I get this Emo thing the girls are going to. I zoned out a little bit when Scheana was talking about it. It’s easy to zone out when she’s talking.
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Billie Lee appearance, who I think we all remember. I’m pretty sure this is who Sandoval hooked up with while he was with Ariana other than Raquel. Remember at the reunion he admitted that there was one other person from the cast that he had cheated on Ariana with.
Remember how hard Blabla went after Billie Lee? I was so confused by that. It seemed kind of undeserved if I remember correctly.
This party seems kind of tame. Or lame.
James stops by, as Ally waits in the car. He calls the party a “Who’s who?? As in who the fuck are you?”
James’ jokes and sarcasm are unmatched.
Some weirdo tries to talk to James about ‘the friend group situation’ whom he ignores.
He bitches at Tom for never texting him after the blow-up and not saying he’s sorry for ‘the ultimate betrayal.’ Here he goes again. He was not with Raquel at the time. He was not betrayed.
This is not the aspect that he should be upset about. Maybe this is why Ally wanted to wait in the car.
Sandoval brings up him and Kristen from ten years ago, where yes, it was ten years ago, but points out hypocrisy. And James and Kristen were together when he did that.
James pisses on his bush.
