Is the whole dog sharing custody, and exchange thing with Katie and Tom really necessary, or is this just a lame excuse to be connected to each other? Can’t Katie just like, get another dog? Or Tom?
Schwartz tries to make small talk with her, whining about the bar/restaurant constant calamity, and she blows him off.
Still pouting that he kissed a girl, I see. Schwartz should be happy she’s not speaking to him. I know I’m happy Katie Baloney doesn’t speak to me. She’s such a buzzkill.
His baby talk with the dogs is a little over the top. He calls Sandy and whines to him that Katie didn’t sit and visit with him. Omg who cares. He is so codependent on her, and needs her constant approval. And she takes total advantage of that.
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Charly scolds Raquel for ‘making out’ with Schwartz because that was disrespectful to Katie because, wait for it, wait for IT – “they have been together for twelve years…” What does that matter? The number of years that they have been seeing each other, and married, and doing whatever they’ve been doing, fighting mostly, is so irrelevant in any discussion. If they were together for 20 years, it doesn’t matter. They’re not together now. They’re both free to do whatever the hell they want. If Katie wants so have a hissy, over Raquel kissing him, then let her have a hissy. There is no reason for them to try to be friends. None. I’m so over this being constantly discussed. Disappointed Charly is drinking the Katie Baloney Kool-Aid.
Raquel shares with Charly that she’s going on a date with Oliver, which she’s excited about.
The Toms are faced with the fact that it looks like they are not going to be open on August 31st as planned. I guess kitchen staff and a chef, is KIND OF important.
For whatever reason that makes no sense to me, this wasn’t organized over the many, many months, over a year maybe, while the renos were being completed. It seems so ass backwards, to have the structure ready to go, and starting from ground zero with the menu. This could have been done months ago, and had their alcohol, and shelf food items ready, and just needed to order the perishables. I think one problem is that these guys aren’t really ‘foodies’ as restaurateurs usually are. Or they would be more excited to have their menu and dishes planned out. Which begs the question, if they’re not foodies, why are they opening a bar/restaurant??
Even if cocktails are the feature, the food is critical to your success. They should have had the menu planned, and a chef hired long before this. This is painful to watch.
Brett lets them know that the guy working on the booths walked out, and the chef they hired has been let go. Apparently they hired a chef that has no clue how to cook food. Smart.
Sandy for real says, and is not even joking – “what do we NEED besides kitchen staff?” This guy does not have the mental capacity to be running a business.
Besides Kitchen staff? BESIDES THAT? Besides someone to cook the fucking food? These dudes are so in way over their heads. Sandy goes off in his yap sounding like a psycho when it’s their own fault due to all of the fucking around they’ve been doing for the past year, and not having their head in the game. His stupid band and nails have been more important. I feel like there are a lot of chefs in So Cal that could fill this position. It’s not seeming to me that the dishes are super complicated. Do either of these morons even have any basic cooking skills at all? I’m thinking no. Sandy makes no sense as he yammers about being a B plus or whatever the hell. They decide to do a shot. That will solve everything.
Wonder if Katie and Ariana are giving any thought to the actual sandwiches and food in their sandwich shop? They don’t seem exactly like foodies either. Katie brings a picnic basket of cheese over to Ariana’s, and wasn’t sure if they are brainstorming sandwich ideas, or just eating??
I thought they were looking for investors, and next thing you know, they got approved for the place. Maybe I missed something there.
Sandoval almost immediately starts poking at Katie about being pissed at Schwartz. Katie talks about some sort of ‘aftermath’ of him kissing Raquel and not-very quick-Sandoval, challenges “what’s the aftermath?” She has no answer. What the fuck is she talking about?
That’s embarrassing to be outwitted by Tom Sandoval, who doesn’t even know how to spell Schwartz. They keep harping on being friends. I wish they would find another point of discussion already.
It’s pretty sad when Tom Sandoval is making sense and speaking almost intelligently. That would be how you know you are wrong.
“Raquel’s a whore.”
“No she’s not.”
Katie points out this has been a thing with him when they were together – these little cheating episodes. Schwartz did say in his yap, she seems more pissed about it this time, than when he actually WAS cheating on her, when they were together. It really magnifies the fact that Katie really doesn’t even care, she just needs something to bitch about, and cannot have Schwartz having two seconds of any type of fun whatsoever, or another girl being interested in him. And while I’m this point too, while I’m on a roll – if she’s not really even friends with Raquel, than what’s the big fucking deal?? Because she’s “in the friend group.” Please. What friend group? Most of them are fake friends or can’t even stand each other.
And wtf is with that stupid beaded necklace he is wearing that looks like something a five year-old girl would wear?
Katie even has gone SO FAR as to text message-harass this Jo chick who was staying with him. She justifies it, that it was more because he didn’t tell her. Why would he have to tell her? She’s not in the ‘friend group.’ What is wrong with this girl? But it’s okay she’s banging some 25 year-old wanna-be actor?
So it’s not really having to do with someone in the friend group, it’s more like Tom just cannot bang anyone ever. Even though she’s entertaining dudes, as embarrassing as they may be.
Katie complains in her yap that Jo was or is, Kristen’s crazy friend. Again WHO CARES!! Does she hear herself?? You’re divorcing him, Baloney !! This is why you divorced him. Fuck me – this is frustrating. So every chick he talks to, there is going to be some fucking excuse as to why it bugs her??
Sandy keeps challenging her, as Ariana mutters excuses. Katie ‘made a request’ is her reasoning. She knows Schwartz is a dang pathetic pussy, and will go along with her stupid demands. Schwartz should have had the balls to tell her to suck it when she started listing what he was, and was not allowed to do post separation.
She keeps dangling her ‘friendship’ over him, as if Schwartz really even cares. I think he pretends to care, but really doesn’t. Don’t know why he even pretends. Can he man up at some point?? I was so impressed when he stood up to BlaBla in the first or second episode, but now here we are, he’s back to being the coward we all know.
Katie: “May God have mercy on your soul, if you don’t get it”
Which is of course is what you say when someone dies, which of course made no sense in this context, which of course was beyond dramatic. No, Katie, literally NO ONE gets it.
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LVP meets up with the Toms at Sur and Raquel is working. If you’re really watching, you do see weird expressions on Sandoval’s face whenever she’s around. Sandoval coaxes Raquel to come sit next to him (between the Toms) because he supposedly can’t hear her as she’s trying to take their order.
Doesn’t it almost seem to you, that LVP knows what’s going on? She sees that Sandoval is smiling ear to ear and questions him. Sandoval licks his lips and is looking kind of pervy, and well it should have been obvious right there- even if we didn’t know what we know.
Sand For Brains tells her that Baloney Head called her a whore, which was really not necessary for him to share that. Baloney is jealous, and psycho. Raquel gets all weepy and dramatic in her yap about being referred to as a whore, and her need of wanting to be liked.
Sandy didn’t anticipate her being upset at being called a whore? Why is it dudes, when they’re at at an age when they should have figured this shit out, like 40, know so little about women? Again, this is Sandoval we’re talking about.
Pretty sure most girls/women know that a dude would be pissed off and offended at being called a pussy, or something similar? But a dude really doesn’t know that’s extremely offensive and derogatory to be called a whore?
Guys are dumb AF. Period. Dot.
Sandoval refers to her as “a really sweet girl with not a bad bone in her body.” Well, he might have found one bad bone.
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BlaBla is hostessing a get-together with her little clique that she’s chief mean girl of. It’s funny how she’s putting this charcuterie board together like a champ, when I recall her last season at Randall’s acting like she had no clue how to hostess, and put corn chips and salsa in a bowl, and had to enlist the help of the housekeeper. What a phony fake ass fraud. She’s now referring to living at Randall’s as a torture chamber.
Also curious to me, that I never saw the ear to ear grin leave her face when she was living with Randall, and bragging about the housekeeper, the nanny, the baby nurse. But now we’re supposed to believe she was living in a torture chamber? She’s just pissed he made an absolute and utter fool out of her, so she has to overcompensate by claiming. “Well I was miserable anyway, and he was bad in bed.”
She’s an asshole. I hope there are no actual grown ass women falling for this girl’s lies.
Katie brags she’s bringing this dude named ‘Satchel’ to BlaBla’s birthday party, which is fine, but Tom, NO!! He cannot have ANY fun ever!! He cannot kiss or entertain any girls!!
In what world does a woman divorce her husband (with no children) and proceed to dictate what he’s allowed, and not allowed to do, as far as future hook-ups. Only in this world, with a dude as much of a pussy as Tom Schwartz. Can you imagine this flying with any other guy??
BlaBla and Old/New sit here munching on charcuterie, and massage Katie’s ego to no fucking end, convincing her she’s justified in all the shit that spews out of her face. I guess that explains why these two are so chummy.
So one of LVP’s mini horses croaked. The Toms bring flowers. They talk about the restaurant not opening, since Brett and Greg fired the chef, and I guess the whole kitchen left? I don’t know. So disorganized. I don’t want to get on a rant again. Schwartz bitches at Sandoval for bitching and moaning, and doing nothing to help the situation. They sound like a couple girls.
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Tom and Ariana discuss egg retrievals, and sperm deposits, and I’m trying so hard not to picture this. Even if we don’t know what we know, it’s kind of difficult to watch because it’s so obvious that neither of their hearts are in this. Especially Sandoval. I feel like Ariana just froze her eggs because they were all having babies, and she thought she was supposed to want to have a baby. Sandoval whines more (has he stopped) about the bar.
Tom questions if they’re even going to use the eggs. Ariana strangely answers “maybe, I don’t know, I don’t care.” Tom may have yet another point — (this is getting scary!) Why would he fertilize her eggs, if she doesn’t even want to have kids?? I just never thought anyone went to this trouble and expense that didn’t even really want to have kids. But, Ariana IS a little – different.
I guess we start to see here, that these two aren’t really in sync anymore at all. Sandoval complains she doesn’t ever agree with him, and he feels like she treats him like an idiot. If the shoe fits. I think she is starting to see this in him, and I think she’s been getting annoyed with it. Did you guys catch when he picked her up at the airport, when she left Vegas because her dog was dying. He asks her, “are we going straight to the vet?” (duh) She was annoyed, and answered “YES Tom, we’re going straight to the vet.” It WAS kind of a dumb question. No, let’s stop for pizza first. Of course she wants to go right to her dying dog you dipshit.
I think this is the way she’s been talking to him. And NO, I’m not defending his cheating, I’m just saying, he’s a fucking moron, Ariana comes off to me as reasonably intelligent, and I think it’s been getting frustrating for her. She probably has been talking to him like he’s a ReRe because he is.
She seems to be trying to brush off this convo as not that serious, when I think he really wanted to air his grievances and issues about their relationship, to justify his cheating.
She seems to be off in her own world. She can’t even tell Tom is in no way interested in this egg fertilization thing. Honestly, Ariana does deserve better than this shit show.
Did she really want to be procreating with this schmuck?
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Lisa meets with Garcelle and Oliver, who look a lot alike, by the way, which I didn’t realize when Oliver was on Beverly Hills a few times. They talk about Oliver’s interest in Raquel. So what I want to say about it is, that he must have been actually separated, or I assume he would not have been discussing being with another chick in front of his mom. But it does seem like perhaps he had been cheating, and that’s why they were separated. He’s not coming off to me as being a stand-up dude at all.
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James and Ally discuss that Sandoval and Raquel had been spotted at ‘The Abbey’ at 1am dancing together. It seems like James knows about what’s going on, because he advises Ally to “not read too much into it.” So James flips his lid about Raquel kissing on Schwartz, but this doesn’t seem to bother him?
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Well there’s drama with Oliver, and his wife, who are kind of separated sort of, but not really.
Lala and Old/New gossip about it, and Lala refers to Raquel as a ‘mistress’ over making out with Oliver, when she was told she he was separated. Lala is so dumb. She recounts a situation where she saw Randall walking about accompanied by, not one, but two women, and even though nothing about it was suspicious, her gut told her it was. So nothing is suspicious about your guy hangin’ out with two women? Nothing? BlaBla really does believe she sounds so wise, and astute in her yaps, and she sounds like the village idiot. And those fucking eyebrows GOTTA go. They’re not doing her any favors.
Raquel shares with Scheana and Brock, that Oliver’s wife has been posting about him cheating on her with multiple women. They tell her she needs to call his wife and talk to her. It’s weird because they don’t play any of her voice speaking with Raquel, even though she has her on speaker, supposedly.
Raquel assures her that she had no idea what was going on. She’s going to meet him for this date to confront him about it.
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BlaBla’s birthday, and Katie arrives with this weirdo she was talking about. They gossip about Raquel because what else does this lame crew really have to talk about?
Raquel meets Oliver and lets him know his wife told her he has cheated with multiple women. He assures her that he has had his own place for eight months, but yes they have been hooking up.
Raquel claims in her yap that she’s being represented how she would never ever act, at all. Yeah, okay.
Back at the party, Still. Discussing. Raquel. I would be so flattered if I were her.
She arrives and asks BlaBla to speak with her outside, and it starts off kind of rocky, Raquel tries to apologize. BlaBla tries to act like, had Oliver picked her, she would have asked several questions to ensure he was indeed completely separated. They do a bit of well-deserved man bashing, and then ends with BlaBla saying she’s sorry, sort of, for referring to her as a mistress. She compares this situation to her and Randall when they first got together.
No one will address this with her, since everyone is all scared of this chick, but there was a point when she did realize he had lied about being separated, and she still stayed with him. She didn’t give a shit at all. She was mesmerized by the PJ, the big bougie house, and the designer purses. She didn’t give A shit. Which is why she’s a complete hypocrite, and I cannot take her seriously for a second. Especially with those fucking eyebrows.
