I feel like the ‘Sheash’ thing came out of nowhere. Like ‘Mo’ on RHOBH.
Honeymoon seems definitely over for Brock and Scheana, I’ve noticed.
BlaBla climbs into bed with ‘Sheash’ to talk about what else?? What the fuck else do we talk about here, but Tom Fucking Sandoval??
If we’re so annoyed with him, STOP talking about him!
I feel like I haven’t been paying attention to have not realized over the past several years of this show being on, that Sandoval and Scheana were such great friends. I also find it hard to believe if they were, that she never tried to date him or hook up with him. Maybe she did, and we just don’t know.
Apparently Sandoval likes to PayPal people cash. I heard a podcast excerpt today that he tried to pay Kristen when she was still on the show, but wasn’t a full time cast member because he felt bad that she carried a scene that he was in, and barely made anything. She was on some type of ‘day rate’ not being a regular.
So what the hell was Scheana’s HUSBAND doing when she was pregnant and had no money? That’s pretty sad, he’s letting another dude give her money.
Scheana uses this story as a way to showcase that he’s a ‘stand-up guy.’
Well now she has some money, thanks again to Sandoval, in a round about way.
Ariana’s doing another cocktail book. I guess the concept is kind of cute. Who cares. I can barely stomach her and Katie together for some reason.
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In Tahoe, Sandoval has a yoga/meditation chick coming to the house to lead a class for the group.
“Is there anything special going on in the group?” She inquires, anything at all?? Anything?? What on earth could it be? Maybe she’s like the Lyft driver and has no clue.
He gives the Cliff’s notes version. She opts for a meditation exercise, instead of traditional yoga.
Graham even gets to participate. I’m calling him Graham. Hippie is stupid.
Can I point out the lack of any aggressiveness whatsoever with this dog? He really does seem happy and content.
I think he’ll do better with James since he’s not drinking.
Brock arrives just a few minutes late and Scheana is all pissed off about it. Now she’s pissy that he takes the free mat between BlaBla and Ally. A girl that was so desperate to get married and have a kid, needs to learn to get the fuck over shit like this that does not matter one bit in the whole scheme of things.
This is what you wanted Scheana, You wanted a husband and a kid. You have a husband and a kid. Suck it up. He’s two minutes late. He’s come with some baggage and issue, but you were kind of desperate.
Instructor has them team up with who they’re sitting beside and you can see Scheana unraveling because she’s by Sandoval and not Brock. She wants him to join her since there is an uneven number of people.
She gets all upset and runs inside. Brock follows her. She makes no sense. The purpose of the exercise is to resolve conflict, and she’s been blubbering about her conflict with Sandoval, so what the hell Sheash??
The bird that Schwartz is calling a blue jay was not a fucking blue jay. It’s a bird with blue feathers. Blue Jay’s are pretty distinct.
They yoga instructor seems to be mocking him, and could not be feeling more uncomfortable as they wait for Brock and Scheana to return.
“They symbolize communication and faith”
Okay, only it wasn’t a fucking blue jay!! (It’s a Steller Jay I was told, guess he was close)
Scheana and Brock return.
I cannot even deal with BlaBla acting all spiritual, and her claims of trying to be ‘softer’ and rebrand herself. It’s too fucking late. You can’t spend several years on reality TV acting like a jackass, screaming at everyone, and then when you start getting backlash, decide you’re now a ‘nice’ person. It don’t work like that BlaBla!!! She’s so desperate for viewers to feel bad for her over Randall, that she’s trying to adopt this whole other personality now.
No one has empathy for a woman that was being used and cheated on, by a dude that she was also using and had cheated on. My God BlaBla, this isn’t hard. We all need to move on from it. Stop playing the damsel in distress card.
Why is Scheana crying excessively over Sandoval cheating on Ariana, and we’ve seen nary a tear from —- Ariana??
They exchange a little dialogue that is not that productive. She cries more about it to BlaBla when it’s over.
Can I chime in about this whole thing being referred to as “he made a mistake” Okay a ‘mistake’ would have been hooking up with Raquel one drunken night.
A ‘mistake’ is not having a seven month long affair. That is not A mistake. It’s a lot of fucking mistakes.
That is a habitual display of disgusting and deceitful behavior. And he has done this shit in the past. You can’t just write it off as a ‘mistake.’
Katie and Ariana scene where she continues to act entitled, however not very distraught, over the ending of her ten year relationship, and reiterates anyone that’s friends with Tom can’t be her friend. Okay Regina. She doesn’t want him having ‘access to her life.’ Can someone tell her she’s in the public eye, so he can easily obtain info as to what she’s up to? Can someone also tell her I don’t think he really cares what she’s doing?? He’s still obsessing over Raquel.
Katie had a date with a weirdo that doesn’t know what penne pasta is, and she got put off by that and now it’s over. Riveting. The only reason Katie even has a job on Bravo right now is because of this fake sandwich shop. Keep reading for some tea spillage on that!!
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Back in Tahoe, they take a gondola to sight-see. James brags in his yap how since Ally is afraid of heights, he’s going to sit by her, hold her hand and be supportive. But, in the actual scene, he’s taunting her, and not even sitting beside her.
The kid is funny, but a little confused when it comes to relationships.
Brock and Sandoval start to argue in the gondola when he accuses Sandoval’s ‘team’ of starting the rumor that he and Raquel had also fooled around.
I do remember that flying around. I kind of didn’t find it difficult to believe honestly with the way Raquel was acting and Brock seems kind of shady.
Sheash sees that there is shit on social media about a pic that was posted of the group with a fan, and she is standing by Sandoval with her arm around him.
She sees this as the end of the fucking world. She continues to obsess about it, and stare into her phone throughout the episode.
They head to a boating excursion. Suddenly Graham is present.
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Katie and Ariana are excruciatingly boring. They never smile. I don’t even want to recap these stupid so-called interviews for their non-existent sandwich shop. I saw on social media, not only is it still not opened, but all of the signage and everything is now down, and it appears to be not opening. Ever. What a joke.
Ariana complains in her yap that the chick in charge of the back, and coming up with sandwich ideas, (because apparently that’s out of their skill set even though it’s their dream to run a sandwich shop) is taking over the interviews.
Scheana calls Ariana to tell her about her interaction with Sandoval, as Ariana makes sneering and scowling faces.
You would think Ariana would be pissed about Scheana making it seem like Sandoval did this to HER. The fact that she’s not, shows me she doesn’t really care that much that Tom cheated on her. She was completely checked out, and I’m not really blaming her, but why stay with him then? And why pretend that your world is over now??
Does Scheana seriously miss him that much?? I can’t fathom ‘missing’ Sandoval. Ariana doesn’t miss him. Raquel certainly doesn’t either.
Katie randomly goes into sort of a strange rap verse bit that Ariana is going to ‘CUT Scheana OUT!! ‘ if she socializes with Sandoval.
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Schwartz tries to pick up the steward chick on the boat. He’s so bad at this.
Do I sound like an asshole that almost everyone being sober, is making it kind of boring?
BlaBla asks Sandoval if she can ask him a question and you can immediately tell it’s probably not going to go well. Anytime anyone says ‘can I ask you a question’ – it’s not going to go well.
She wants to know how he ‘looked her in the eyes’ and tells her she needs to be ‘real’ and honest with her life, when all the while he was banging Raquel.
Well, here we go. Because he’s a sociopath BlaBla, he didn’t care. And what world does she live in? So is she, for that matter. I think Sandoval at least is able to have some empathy, and doesn’t enjoy bullying and cutting people down like she does.
She needs to stop this self-righteous shit. She needs to.
In the end, it is a wash, they both fucking lie, like he says in his yap. Neither one can judge the other. He was having a tawdry affair, sometimes IN the house he shared with his girlfriend. No one admits to that ever, until they get caught. And when they do, they always seem to have a million fucking excuses, as he does.
Yes, maybe Sandoval could have just said, ‘okay BlaBla that was hypocritical of me, and I’m sorry.’ It’s called taking accountability for your shit behavior.
Whether or not you’re someone that ‘likes’ to apologize or not, sometimes you need to say the words to be an adult and move on, and maybe learn to recognize right from wrong if you’re acknowledging what you did.
Of course it doesn’t mean anything if you do absolutely nothing to work on and better yourself, so you don’t keep repeating the same mistakes.
Back to this, when Sandoval was telling her to ‘be real’ on the show, he was referring to how she tends to be overall inauthentic and guarded about certain things.
It’s a little different than his situation. And not saying what he was doing wasn’t just as bad, or worse, I’m just saying, they’re not the same situations.
BlaBla is activated and in full BlaBla mode. How dare anyone call HER out??
I’m repetitive I know, but why are all of these bitches more upset than the ten-year partner that he cheated on? I don’t know.
After she runs around ranting to everyone on the boat, getting them all involved, Sandoval says he didn’t understand what she was asking or wanted, and that he is actually sorry for being a hypocrite. They hug. Whatever. Again, beating a dead horse I know, but no one ever mentions Ariana.
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Scheana is with BlaBla again obsessing over that photo with the group. I can’t fathom this photo posted by a fan would be causing backlash because she’s standing beside him.
BlaBla tells her not that she’s not seeing any comments anywhere, and to stop searching for it.
She’s certainly not searching for it. “I’m just literally in my mentions.”
You’re literally searching for it. Jesus.
I don’t know what the hell BlaBla was wearing that night. It’s hideous.
Now Scheana goes into full meltdown mode about her struggling, and how this has been affecting HER, and why can’t it be about her?
Voice of reason BlaBla, I might have to stop calling her BlaBla, not sure if I can but I’ll try, reminds her that Ariana is doing just fine and ‘booking everything under the sun.’
Scheana’s happy for her, she claims, EVEN her Dancing with the Stars gig, when it’s been HER lifelong dream be on DWTS.
It wraps up with Scheana wanting a moment where it can be about her. Wanting ‘a moment?’
