The Toms seem awfully athletic all of a sudden, since Brock is in their life. I guess it’s not a bad thing.
It doesn’t get old, Lala calling Randall a “stand-up man” does it ??
Sandoval discloses in his interview, what he was trying to say last week’s episode that Lala is a fucking hypocrite. Her relationship didn’t exactly get off to a stellar start since Randall was still married, and it was a big whole secret. Apparently Tom and Ariana knew she was dating a married dude and covered for her. Also he claims that he had a lot of negative shit disclosed to him about Captain Man-of -the Year Randall. It’s not really the same situation, but she does need to just back it down, and let other people speak, and let Scheana live her life, and figure this out. This Brock shit sounds kind of off. We all think that. But let it the fuck go. I’m actually more concerned about the way James is treating Raquel.
Charly and these food issues – again I am not sure it’s really a food issue, if you only like three things, because you never tried anything else.
I just can’t relate to someone that is an adult and has eaten only three things her whole life that are all items found on a child’s menu.
pizza, quesadillas and pbj. SMDH.
Raquel and Lisa discuss the nose job/nose bump/kiss issue.
Apparently Lisa needs camera time and is handling this of course, and of course it’s Dr Nassif, of Beverly Hills house husband alum fame. The story gets told in a little more detail now. James raged on his mom for telling Raquel it looked off. What is wrong with this kid? Does Raquel know what she’s getting into?? Does she realize she will most likely one day, be the target of his rage?
I believe she has in the past, but his drinking was used as the excuse. Now what’s his excuse? Besides he’s just an unaware spoiled little punk with no self control and no manners whatsoever.
Girl time at the Schwartz’ while the Toms are drinking ‘mushroom tea’ (is that at thing?) to collaborate on a bar mission statement or whatever.
Apparently recently, Katie locked Schwartz out and he busted down the door. Lala’s handyman to the rescue … These two I don’t know. I’m not sure their relationship has evolved much since ten years ago.
Katie says that she has an ‘expensive candle’– was it Wendy’s ??? (heard they go for $60!)
Gets awkward because Lala is pissed at Sandoval, and starts bitching about him to Ariana. Odd that Ariana would say, “that’s one of the things she likes about him.” I do feel maybe he yells and goes off on women more so then men, I will say that. But can someone point out that Lala also yells at anyone and everyone ? She yelled and went off at the table on Sandy, at Lisa’s, and he never even did finish what the hell he was saying. Also she was screaming and going on a rant at the Palm Springs get away at Charly and whoever else, I don’t remember.
What the hell is going on at Sandoval’s? They are tripping on their mushroom tea. (is that a thing?) They still manage to come up with ‘Dive lounge’ sort of cute and clever I guess. Casual, laid back, yet sophisticated. I dig it.
Charly now has something else going on besides how she’s super picky, and likes literally three things. She has a hot bf and they got a place together. (He IS hot !!) So I guess that’s a slight step up from pb&j.
I was sort of under the impression after the whole pasta sermon drama from two years ago, (“ it’s what makes people gain weight…) that she was being judgy because she has a very healthy diet. Sounds like It was more that she just doesn’t like pasta?? (aka the dreaded carbs was my assumption) But the three things on her list of the only things she eats, are all items including bread/dough/carbs. Now it’s becoming more clear, her diet has not evolved since she was six. She’s picky. She wants to try to be less picky.
This whole seven minute TV thing of Scheana’s has really took on a life all of it’s own.
Lala is not invited to the ‘food tasting’ thing (aka eating things from an adult menu). I feel like that is a wise choice. Especially when she was a dick to Charly about her “food issues” and bullied her online about the pasta comment. And Scheana and Brock can’t stand being in her presence.
The consultation with Dr Nasiff: Coming clean about the “bump.” James is uncomfortable. They give the new explanation. I really am trying to picture this nose/ head butt thing when he tried to kiss her ? Like what the hell was he doing ??? Weirdo.
Dr Nasiff’s hair looks long. Does he have a younger girlfriend? Older dudes always grow their hair longer when they get a twenty plus years younger girlfriend. Why I don’t know.
James bitching in his interview about the cartilage being taken under her boob causing a scar? Dr N takes photos and examines her, and confirms her crooked nose issue was not James’ fault, but the fault of the other surgeon. Okay good. I think we’re all relieved.
See you next Tuesday is back at Sur. Guess Lisa got over the Max argument. That is, until James fucks up again, and Lisa bans him. Again. Makes him suffer for a few months to a year, then he cries and gravels. She scolds him and tells him he needs to change, then gives it back to him. (is there like nowhere else in LA that he can DJ at ?)
She has always dangled his DJ-ing over his head, taking it away, and giving it back, almost as often as Tom steamrolls Schwartz.
Charly about the food tasting event thing to Ariana – “I’m just nervous because not sure if I’m going to have enough room for everybody…????” HINT HINT.
Sandy and Lala discuss the argument at Lisa’s. Sandy says it seems double standardish that she can discuss others’ issues, but hers are off limits. They play multiple flashbacks of everyone calling her a slut and ho two years ago. She did often state things like she gives BJ’s for PJ’s, and other comments about sexual favors for material items. Then she wondered why she was getting called a slut ?
Lala is playing the victim. Thought she was going fake cry.
This Charly food thing is just weird – just cannot relate to someone that has never eaten any adult foods her whole entire life. It would be really hard to date someone like that. Whatta hell am I saying, would be ? I WAS with someone like that. Try being married to someone like that, when you actually LIKE to cook and make fun different things ?? I would say his palet expanded slightly beyond Charly’s. He liked maybe seven things. And no seasoning ever – none – and I mean none. (no salt or pepper – no lie)
She’s trying a mussel. She likes it ! Hey Charly.
Lala and Randall go to LVP’s for drinks. Here are the tears !! she’s a different person ?? ummmm – she is the same loud mouth arrogant asshole to me – minus the alcohol. I’ve actually been waiting for this new improved Lala – still waiting. She’s whiny she wasn’t invited to Tom and Ariana’s.
“Lala has to prove herself because Lala is walking around screaching and insulting everyone to make herself feel better.” She doesn’t get it.
Charly didn’t want you there because you were a fucking dick to her ?? she called her names and insulted her ? she doesn’t get that at all?
Kind of rough hearing her in her interview talking about not caring if Randall wants to marry her or not. Of course she doesn’t care now. She has her cash cow. (aka baby) I sort of think that she was done with him anyway.
Playing Truth or Dare game at Ariana and Tom’s. What was going on with the dick thing with Sandoval and Ariana? So she really was stroking him in front of everyone? Raquel crying about her nose job. She was crying that it was so obvious or something and peope were pretending they didn’t notice. I mean like, I see NO difference in her face or nose. NONE. I don’t even see what the deal is with it now now that she’s complaining about.
James states to the group this nose issue with Raquel is stressful for him, again he says ‘he is the one that has to look at it.’ He says this. To a million people.
He continues to get more aggressive and being more of a dick to everyone. Yammering about some hit he had and Flipping his lid about the game because he’s pissed he can’t drink. He compares himself to a wind up tambourine monkey, (accurate) and calling everyone dumb and embarrasses Raquel.
This dude — whatta fuck is the deal ?
wtf seriously is wrong with this kid? wtf seriously is raquel doing with this kid? give that mish mosh NOT Tiffany’s ring back to this immature loser and MOVE ON girl !!!
