Part 2 picks up with West and Ciara. I KNOWWWW this is petty, but come on Ciara, first of all, a white bra? Never ever, unless you’re wearing white. Her bra should have matched her skin tone or the dress. And it’s sticking out of the top of this .25 of a dress she’s wearing. Come on Nurse/Model. Such a rookie reunion mistake.
I don’t know why we have to even keep this going. It’s doing nothing but massaging this loser’s ego that this gorgeous, albeit boring and lazy, woman is sobbing and whining that he broke up with her. She needed to sit here, call him a fucking douche bag and NOT appear upset. It was disrespectful the way he begged her to have sex with him all summer, acting like he was all into her, when he really wasn’t.
The guy dropped so many hints that the romance was for the purpose of the show. I’m assuming he didn’t end it as soon as filming wrapped in September to make it seem not so obvious?? That’s a guess but I’m probably right.
I’m done with this. I’m tired of looking at her crying and I’m tired of looking at her white bra. Paige needs to shut it too. We get it, she’s defending her friend. It’s all nice, but enough. Tired of looking at her stare into space as Paige speaks on her behalf as if she’s not there.
Andy gives West the floor to say anything he feels he needs to, and he apologizes for hurting her. Huh. Imagine that a dude saying he’s sorry for hurting a woman.
Huh. So it can be done. Pride can be swallowed and they can admit they fucked up? Huh. I don’t think his facial expression changed the entire time this was being addressed. What is this face even? Just I know I’m an idiot face??
As we sit here and look at how slouchy and sloppy he’s dressed and what a dork he really is, this whole scenario just does not add up.
I believe he does feel bad. He’s stuck having to own up to everything. As the whole story was laid out, it doesn’t make him look good. It makes it appear he was using her all along. Which does suck. I understand and get that. It’s coming off that he ditched her shortly after she had sex with him. I guess if he was taking her back to his home state to meet his family, you can kind of see how that was confusing to her.
I don’t know why Andy asks Ciara if there’s a possibility she would give this clown another chance. He has expressed not one shred of any look or commentary that comes across like he has any interest in her what so fucking ever. Why would he ask that? He’s so dumb sometimes. His face looks like he feels nothing for her. Nothing.
Ciara is an idiot for not answering that with an emphatic ‘NO- I never want to speak to the loser again. And by the way your hair looks stupid.’
She even admits to still liking him while sounding choked up. Jesus Christ. I CANNOT WITH THIS GIRL.
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Kyle and Amanda – so all kinds of rumors have been swirling about him being seen out getting cozy with a random chick. Also talk that he was said to have been ‘cheersing to his ‘future divorce’ when out with the boys.
Totally sounds like something that Kyle would say. In my opinion, they probably had been arguing, and he said that in jest, but I do believe it was said.
I think a divorce is eminent with these two. I wish they’d do it sooner rather than later. They’re so incompatible and they want different things. I don’t think it’s so much that Kyle doesn’t want a kid or two, I just don’t think he can picture that with Amanda. Not because he thinks she’d be a bad mom, I just don’t think he wants that with her. I hate to keep harping on her laziness, but I think that’s a big part of his hesitancy to have a family with her.
They went out and had a talk early in the season while in the city, and he basically said that. And even if he hadn’t, it’s very obvious to me that’s what his reservation is. I don’t think either one of them are even into each other.
I can’t help I know everything. And you’re welcome.
Ya know as they flash on that whole bathing suit designer convo, and Amanda finishing his sentence that he’s concerned about himself when he was going to say he’s concerned about finances and the viability of Loverboy before taking on a new project, I have to say I understand his frustration in that moment.
Should he have reacted with name calling and insulting her? Of course, no, but he was frustrated. We all do stupid things sometimes when we’re frustrated.
He was so stupid to not just humor her. He knows she’s too lazy to execute anything.
I do like my idea of calling a swimsuit brand ‘Lovergirl’ though, so ya know I better get credit if it ever happens.
The living in the ‘burbs’ talk. Amanda wants a house in Jersey like NOW. Kyle is not in a hurry for that, at all, not even a little, and has pushed the timeline out to when they have a child old enough to ‘ride a bike in the street.’ Sounds like Kyle logic.
I don’t think she’s getting her house as an ‘escape’ while he still lives in the city in their apartment, busting hiss while she sits on hers. I still can’t get over how she sat there at dinner and rolled that out as if that’s even close to normal. That remark alone should help you understand how Kyle gets frustrated with her. She literally wants to be AWAY from him as much as possible.
I’ll cheers to their future divorce because they’re both wasting their time in this marriage. Amanda needs to get with Jesse Solomon. You’ve all heard about their ‘harmless’ flirtation that’s been going on. I caught a glance during the last break.
I could totally see them together. I think Jesse would be fine with her being the pampered stay at home wife/mom with her feet up.
I’m not buying her ‘depressed’ bit. I think she just gets mad that Kyle wants her to get her ass out of bed at a normal dang time and wants her to contribute to Loverboy. I think it’s totally irresponsible for her to be sitting here plugging anti-depressants to the audience when there are probably lot of younger impressionable viewers that actually take her seriously.
Anti-depressants should NOT be used because you’re unhappy in your marriage and your husband gets on your nerves. A divorce lawyer should be used if you’re unhappy in your marriage and your husband gets on your nerves.
But hey I’m sure Big Pharma is thankful for the free plug. She even goes on to say “when you’re sad, drugs are great.” Sad? I thought she was depressed. There’s a difference. And who the hell ever heard of ‘post-wedding blues?’ Isn’t that when you’re supposed to be happy??
“Medication” she corrects herself.
So she’s masking her unahappiness with prescription anti-depressant drugs. Not to mention they’re addicting and very hard to get off of. There are some people that could probably benefit from some meds to manage their black-out manic episodes, but I don’t think that’s Amanda. The girl just wants to lay on the couch and not be bothered by some pesky husband expecting her to contribute to the household. She’s not ‘depressed.’
Kyle is seeming like he’s trying hard to not roll his eyes.
I’m getting exhausted from having all of these right answers to literally everything.
They discuss that shit that Ciara and Paige put in her head that she should do a ‘passion project’ that interests HER, you know because Kyle has HIS thing, which they acted like is a hobby, not a job and career and what puts a roof over their head and food in their mouths.
That whole conversation when those two dip shits approached Kyle, was one of THE most ridiculous statements ever made on any Bravo show.
Did Paige and Ciara not get the memo that Amanda does NOT WANT TO WORK?? That’s what made the whole thing even more ridiculous and insulting to Kyle.
Which brings up to how he’s DJ’ing now as a hobby, when he made the snarky comment comparing her swim suit idea to him wanting to be a DJ. So whatever. I guess it’s kind of a bad look but I honestly thing Amanda is happy to get rid of him every chance she can get, which is kind of sad.
I get it he’s a dude he can be annoying, but he’s not terrible awful mean nasty bitter abusive vindictive disturbed or bipolar. I think he has his head screwed on right and means well for the most part. When he gets frustrated with her he does sling insults, even if they are accurate (babysitting her etc.) He should try to be more respectful.
You know Andy needs to do his homework a little better. He has one job. Knowing what the Bravolebs/Housewives are up to prior to the reunions. He didn’t even know Kyle was DJ-ing??
I love when Andy asks her about what it is she wants to do and she starts babbling about wanting to have a ‘thing’ because Kyle has a ‘thing.’ You mean like a business? Like a company?? The fact that Kyle calls her mature is blowing me away.
I mean really. Thanks Ciara and Paige for putting this BS into her head. Maybe those two want to ‘invest’ in the Amanda Batula brand of doing nothing. I feel like I’m being hard on her but I’m just being honest.
Lindsay has a hateful jealous look on her face when Jesse Solomon says he looks up to Kyle and Amanda’s relationship and sees that they are each other’s person. I love the sound of that, I just don’t know if I agree.
Lindsay can look as pissed off and scowl all she wants. She’ll never ever have this unless she gets help for her problem. Anyone that suffers from NPD will never ever be in a healthy normal relationship unless they get help to cope with their ongoing unhappiness and need to cause conflict. They can be in denial all they want. People know the truth.
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For the love of all that is holy, that fucking Jesse Solomon song sucks ass. It’s not cute, it’s not catchy, it’s stupid. That song needs to go away forever.
I’m not sure if West and Jesse are coming back. They usually pick up cameras for the 4th of July, so I would think it’s decided at this point. I’ll have to check again. I couldn’t find anything out a few weeks ago when I was poking around.
Jesse Solomon tries to sell himself as such a stud but I think he’s kind of a dufas. Just like his buddy West. They’re both funny in their own ways so that may be what saves them.
So the whole Paige-Jesse-knee-touching thing was funny. And ironic. It was.
I would LOVE for Ciara to start dating Jesse Solomon, (if not Amanda) but only of course if it works out. I really do NOT want to see this chick in a puddle of tears at another reunion yet again. Last year it was fucking stupid ass Austen. On second thought, she needs to avoid the Bravo guys altogether. Thought she was going to be this jet setting supermodel anyway?? I thought that was bull shit for the show. I see she didn’t get asked about her modeling ‘career.’
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Apparently the reunion set was really hot. It IS supposed to simulate the Summer House back yard so…makes sense.
We’re getting back into Carl and Lindsay, so this would probably be a good time for me to take my typical break and finish the second half in another article since my reunion rants get a little long.
I popped onto Twitter/X and people are all in their feelings about the hard time poor ‘innocent’ Lindsay got from Andy, Kyle and the girls.
This chick has everyone drinking her Kool-aid. You all should look up NPD and see that this is exactly the issue in their relationship, as well as her others. Then when you’re done doing that, pull up Season 5 on whatever outlet you’re able to do that on, when she was dating that Steve dude, and the way that she treated that poor kid. This is the ‘how many sandwiches have you made for me’ guy.
What’s ironic is that you all know how mad she was at Carl for not ‘crushing life’ career-wise, well she was mad at Steve for working from the house so much (this was 2020 madness when they spent the whole summer in the house, not just weekends because everyone was working remotely) and ignoring her.
She also accused him of working so much to appear that he was ‘more important’ than her. Which proves that the bitch is just never fucking happy and no matter what anyone does or does not do, it’s an issue and causes Lindsay to create chaos and conflict and be forever pissed off and the victim.
TO BE CONTINUED…
