I thought this was going to be three parts. And it’s not. Thank God.
Venita retrieved her phone to discredit JT’s timeline. He claims he was ‘ghosted’ by her.
She reads messages and gives dates, and it seems like a lot of back and forth of texting that’s easy to get confused, and tones were being misconstrued.
Did it occur to either of them to like use their phone as an actual PHONE, and not a ‘texting’ device. Like maybe call each other?
So after many back and forth vague and cryptic text messages, JT posts a photo of him and this other chick.
He looks and sounds like he feels dumb and knows that he mishandled the situation.
Off topic but Leva’s dress is hideous in terms of the fit in her chest area.
I’m not a prude. I don’t mind some cleavage, and some vavava voom when it’s done right, but this just does not look good. She definitely didn’t consider how this was going to look on camera. It’s just not flattering.
At this point, they really should be mindful of what looks good on camera and what does not, or hire someone that does.
Did JT or did JT not call ‘Miss Patricia’ a bitch? Does she care? She even said on WWHL, and I said it first she must have read my recap that week, that who cares when someone calls you a bitch? It’s actually a compliment. She admitted she IS a bitch sometimes and doesn’t really care on way or another if JT called her that.
As if she cares what this little dweeb thinks of her? She was bitchy when he tried to hand her a cane, and he deserved it. Read the room, JT. Don’t hand an elderly woman, who gets around fine, a cane. Jesus.
Why are they rolling all of these clips from ten years ago of Craig not being honest (aka lying) about his graduation from law school, and taking the bar?
TEN years ago? We don’t give a fuck. And for Craig to say he’s NEVER lied, he should have included a disclaimer of this era.
He was in denial and didn’t want to admit he was fucking up.
And even back then, I found it so fascinating that Shep was so worried about Craig’s situation when what has Shep done since he graduated in like 2002?? Oh, I know. NOTHING, except get checks mailed to him from his mommy every month, which Taylor confirmed actually happens.
It’s hard to believe that happens, but it does. Believe me, it does. Unfortunately I know someone like that. But I guess fortunately for him. It’s kind of embarrassing though to be getting an allowance in your 40’s and beyond.
Like the dude has never had a fucking job, yet was obsessed with Craig Conover’s employment situation.
Did you go to law school, Shep? No. You didn’t.
Have you ever had a fucking job? No. You haven’t.
So I just don’t get the need for his complete obsession of what Craig was or was not doing.
And yes, Craig should just admit he was not being honest in that time period.
I think he was just trying to keep up with the Joneses. He was on here with silver-spoon-fuck-around-doing-nothing-all-day, Shep and Whitney, and was trying to pretend he didn’t need to worry about getting a job. Keep in mind they were probably not exactly raking it in from Bravo at this time
This reunion could’ve been wrapped up last week. I just don’t get why we’re talking about 2013 mid-twenties Craig.
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Why is Venita so up JT’s ass?? She’s bringing him a drink during the break? Girl. No. Just no. She’s coming off as desperate.
What again is Rodrigo’s contribution here? Camera keeps zooming in on him snickering, rolling his eyes, and ‘reacting.’
Production must really hate Taylor to put her on the very end of the couch AFTER a dude who hasn’t even said two fucking words.
Patricia makes her reunion debut which is kind of funny, after all of this time.
I don’t get why Whitney doesn’t partake in the reunions anymore. He used to. He’s part of the cast, is he not? What, is he too important now to attend the lowly reunions, since he’s allegedly a ‘producer?’ Stop.
I love how the cast completely overreacts with ear-to-ear smiles and fake rich people laughter no matter what Pat says. It’s a little much. She says ‘hi’ and everyone laughs and looks at her so lovingly. She’s literally a rich old lady who’s never done anything but married, divorced or buried wealthy men. Let’s calm down.
Madison is so banking on being named in that will and you can’t convince me otherwise.
And Shep just admit you liked Madison when she was doing Pat’s hair. ‘Maybe you did?’ You don’t remember? Okay Shep.
We get it, she’s cute, but in no way in your league.
I like that Pat voiced her opinion that Paige was bitchy to Craig. She was. And it was about time someone said it besides me.
The whole ‘picking on’ thing was weird. That’s not a real relationship. Craig should have realized that when she started that shit. It’s his fault too for allowing it.
Pat says she took heat for that comment because she’s “not career oriented and independent like Paige.” Which has NOTHING to do with it. And can we stop referring to her like that already? Her success is BECAUSE of Craig. Why are we acting like that’s not the case?
Would we tolerate a dude ‘picking on’ and ridiculing his girlfriend because he’s “independent and career-oriented?” NO! We wouldn’t.
Pat refers to her treatment of Craig as dismissive and rude. I would go along with that. 100%!! As Mauricio would say!
I’m sure Craig isn’t loving hearing this, but he needs to. He needs to not be such a pussy in his next relationship.
Molly and the tuba? I just couldn’t get on board, and I tried. Like of all of the instruments she picks the least sexy one?
I love how people actually thought Salley was a surgeon when she announced that she operates a robot and “makes $90,000 a year!”
First of all, I think a surgeon makes a hell of a lot more that, and second of all, a surgeon isn’t going to announce her yearly gross earnings. Because why? It’s tacky, immature and unprofessional. Which is why Salley did it.
She literally is a sales person for the equipment, so, that’s like NOT a surgeon.
Also not to pick on her, but why is she trying to act like this super moral woman that would NEVER have a one-night stand? Did I imagine the episode where she admitted to giving Gaston a BJ in a parking garage right after they met? But Shep couldn’t spend the night? Because she was on some moral soap box?
Now don’t be confused people, Salley didn’t say Shep was obsessed with her, she just said he was ‘blowing up her phone.’ Those are completely different.
Shep sits there looking coy pretending to deny this, when clearly it’s true. I think he was contacting me on TikTok by the way, unless it was another account under his name, which is possible.
He wanted me to download the app ‘Telegram’ app so we could text. I told him I would, and let him know. And I just haven’t gotten around to doing that.
Salley is not with that weirdo Andrew anymore she announces.
Taylor is still with Gaston, however, which she’s very proud to say, “almost a year and a half.”
Not to state the obvious, but Shep is such an entitled prick. So he has the audacity to say that at her brother’s funeral, her grandfather said he wanted them back together.
That was his takeaway from going to her brother’s funeral. My. God. Even a funeral, everything has to be about him.
He is like, so mad, that she has moved on. So mad.
She points out his cheating, which she has every right to do.
Here we go with Salley losing her shit over this, and not sure why. We get it, you don’t like Gaston. Or maybe you do. Her chest area spray tan did NOT match her face.
I feel like Shep knows he fucked up. Good. Let him wallow in his idiocy. I think he does still love her. But, in the fucked up way that he loves. I have one of those, (well actually two) and I had to walk away. It’s not real love.
Why in the FUCK is Shep, again ten years later, weighing in on Craig’s work life. Except what’s funny and ironic, NOW he wants him to NOT worry about work and goof off with him all day. But when he was goofing off, he wanted him to work. Okay Shep.
I feel like Shep is obsessed with, and jealous of Craig in a weird unhealthy way.
When someone is obsessed with you, they can’t stop talking about you, and scrutinizing and judging every fucking move you make. And nothing you do is right.
I can’t be the only one seeing this.
The Paige saga begins. I can’t for the life of me understand why that little twat would have demanded he get her a ring when she had no interest whatsoever in even being in a relationship with him at that point. I think she just took enjoyment out of seeing if he’d do it. And that’s fucked up.
Paige was totally talking to that guy while she was with him. When you come right out of a break-up and you’re suddenly seriously dating someone else within WEEKS, well do the math.
They were together New Year’s, they were together for the Super Bowl. This isn’t hard.
And she got really mad at the accusation, because she wasn’t ‘cheating’ in her mind if they were just ‘talking.’ She had this guy lined up, and that is a fact.
But I’m not mad about it, because this dude looks like a douche bag and I predict he’ll knock her down a peg or two. And I am HERE FOR IT.
Craig will not say she didn’t cheat on him, so clearly he knows something.
Amanda and Ciara, while I get they are siding with their friend, really do need to shut the hell up. What do they even know? Has boring no-motivation not a nurse, not a model, Ciara EVER had a boyfriend??
And Amanda is in a dysfunctional trauma-bonded marriage needing to be on anti-depressants to trick her into thinking she’s happy. Can they just shut up?
Clearly, they have issues of their own. They don’t need to be attacking Craig. He may not be perfect, duh he’s a guy, but he treated her like GOLD.
Moving on, to his friendship issues with the other two ladies. (Shep and Austen)
No Craig, it’s not just ‘where you come from’ that when someone abruptly stops drinking, people should realize you have an alcohol problem.
Why Shep and Austen could not see this, is a reflection on their intelligence, or lack thereof.
Shep wants to sit and act like the smartest guy in the room because he quotes fucking Shakespeare, should be embarrassed for dragging Craig for this, instead of being understanding.
All of these people saying they’re scared of Craig, is ridiculous. He quickly points out that’s why he stopped drinking heavily.
Craig and Austen argue. Thought they made up in The Bahamas? They cried and hugged and kissed and everything.
They make up again, I think. This has to be the most complicated dude friendship on the planet.
Shep wraps up with some Shep-gibberish.
