Paige enters referring to herself as a ‘bed bug’ which is the non-complimentary term being used to describe her and Ciara.
That dress is horrific, and not flattering to her weird shaped body with no breasts.
She needs a bra and what is with the snakes at the waist? I would have thought our resident ‘breadwinner’ could’ve done better than Shein.
Ciara’s dress is equally as horrific. I am shocked, but I commend her for having clothes on at least.
Lexi looks cute. Andy comments on the very low drop in the back. I approve of Gabby’s as well. Does Andy really ask Lexi if she has tape?
Looks like they all did Revolve. Or Shein. Paige’s definitely looks like Shein.
Not sure what Amanda being first chair is all about. She and Kyle didn’t even argue for the entire two months of filming, which I liked, don’t get me wrong and didn’t miss, I’m just confused.
All we heard from her is that she’s taking anti-depressants and how it’s ‘empowering.’ Good luck getting off of that shit. I don’t know firsthand but I’ve heard stories.
I feel like ‘Kyle and Amanda’ being the first seats every year is a lot like the other Kyle on Beverly Hills. It doesn’t need to make sense, we don’t dare question it, it just is.
Lexi looks immediately bothered when Messe enters.
Amanda questions why she and Kyle need to sit next to each other. I don’t know, maybe because you’re a couple? I have noticed they never sit together at the table during meals.
I feel like she wants Kyle around to take care of shit, and that’s about it.
Awkward ‘soft’ talk when referring to Carl.
Andy immediately starts quizzing Paige on dumping Craig and brings up how she kept telling Ciara and the audience how unhappy she was, and that she had no intention of marrying him, but did she happen to mention this to Craig at all?
I’ll answer that. No. She didn’t. She lies.
She pulled the breadwinner shit out of her ass as a desperate excuse to cover her lies of reassuring him for two years she wanted to get married too.
She only became the ‘breadwinner’ after he boosted her popularity.
Does she realize she contradicts herself? On WWHL she reassured the audience “I WANTED to marry Craig,” but on a pod interview she was saying she has no interest in getting married at all.
And this ‘poor little Paige’ thing, as if Craig Conover is abusive.
He may be clingy and annoying but he’s far from abusive. Watching their interactions together, she often made stupid bitchy remarks to him I know! Sarcasm!) and he didn’t even say anything back to her and let her humiliate him.
I don’t even care if he lied about the ring. I really don’t. Maybe he did. That pales in comparison to her lying to him for a solid three years that she would ‘one day’ move to Charleston and they would start a life together. So shut it Paige.
“We broke up for a full weekend last February.” A full weekend?An entire two days?? Wow sounds serious.
She’s the one that started the ‘teams’ thing when she had a tantrum that he wouldn’t defend her that she wasn’t talking to this other dude. She could have been more understanding with that, especially when she WAS talking to that dude. But when you lie like this without batting an eye, I think you actually start to believe your own lies.
And the asking her dad thing about proposing, you typically do that before you are ready to propose. I think guys are okay going ahead and purchasing the ring before ‘asking the dad.’ As if he’s going to say no. It cracks me up. Here’s super liberal Andy Cohen clutching his fucking pearls because Craig got a ring without asking Mr DeSorbo’s permission. Give me a fucking break. It’s ludicrous.
By the way, I’m not even this big feminist type of woman, but do we know the ‘asking the father for the woman’s hand in marriage’ dates back to when women were property?
Same with the walking down the aisle and ‘giving away.’ Dads were literally giving their twelve year old daughters ‘away’ to some dude, but whatever let’s keep making that a thing even though it’s hugely offensive and antiquated.
Also there is footage on Summer House last year of her yapping that she wanted a ring, so she gave this guy huge mixed signals and confusion constantly as to what her intentions were.
Sometines I think these Bravolebs know that a lot of Bravo viewers have bad memories and no critical thinking skills, and will support them and believe their lies, irregardless of the literal film they could easily pull up and watch.
Back to the ring return, in all honesty, Craig does look down and starts fiddling with his jacket on WWHL as he’s replying back to Andy’s question about the ring, claiming he returned it that morning, since he had bought it in New York, allegedly.
It does look to me like he’s probably lying. And then there’s Austen’s eye-roll expression as he’s saying this. But like I said, Paige lied too so whatever.
I like how she points out ‘his girlfriend’ but wants to make no mention of the guy she went out with on NYE and then to Miami, and then to the Super Bowl.
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Okay, we’re done with that. For now.
Moving on to West and Ciara, so not much of an improvement. You know everyone is relentlessly ridiculing Lexi for her ‘two month romance’ being sooo overly dramatic and her making it the biggest deal ever, but it kind of confuses me because it’ identical to West and Ciara’s romance in almost every way, but the audience vehemently sided with Ciara.
West starts puking out word vomit when the New York Times article is brought up. I don’t even know why we’re rehashing this shit from last year??
Although it did offer some comic relief, because as opposed to West sitting there saying nothing last year, now he starts rambling and won’t shut the fuck up
Andy tries to cut him off, but alas he does NOT take the hint.
We know, West you didn’t mean it, and you’re just such a fucking stud. Of course you’re breaking hearts left and right.
That’s sarcasm. Look, I can do it too. I know Paige has you all convinced she invented it, but I promise you, she didn’t.
I gotta give credit where it’s due. She’s the one that cuts him off. Someone needed to. Hello? Andy you have one job.
I literally don’t know what’s wrong with West that he cannot for the life of him speak up on his behalf in any type of articulate way. It’s kind of sad and pathetic. Granted he doesn’t have a lot of defense, and I don’t want to see him accosting Ciara, even though she’s not my fave, but like say something.
I do believe Lexi’s claim on WWHL, that Jesse told her West said he used Ciara for a story line, so I guess that’s why nothing can come out of his face in his defense.
But you know, if you’re going to try be this fucking baller and player, or whatever the fuck, I’m not a dude, so I don’t know, then back the shit up dipshit. Or at least attempt to. He IS a fucking loser.
No wonder Lindsay had to shit after all of that.
Ciara saying she was wanting to make out with that stupid dweeb, I don’t get it.
I do feel bad about the whole family thing with Ciara. That’s all I want to say about that. I don’t want to get on a rant.
No I do want to say one thing. The girl was alone for Christmas. Like what’s going on with her ‘good friends’ Paige and Amanda? They couldn’t invite her over for dinner, or any festies if they knew she was having family drama? And it was even her birthday? Shame on you Paige. No wonder she looks guilty. Ciara left for a whole other ass country by herself because you couldn’t invite her to anything? No words. Proves how fake their friendship is.
And West? They were even still together-ish and he didn’t seem to give a fuck either. And his response shows he still doesn’t.
Ciara seems to be upset her mom keeps going for losers.
Stay tuned for Part 2 recap of Part 1!
