Imrul joins the chat after the pee and touch-up break.
I wonder if anyone realized Paige’s blush looked terrible. Guess not. It still looks terrible. Sometimes I think the Bravo hair and makeup people are a bunch of beauty school drop-outs. They always did Danielle really dirty. But this year, that’s not an issue!
Paige and everyone, Paige especially, gives off a very fake pleasant-sounding “Hi Imrulllllllll.”
Ciara looks uncomfortable, probably I guess due to her weird legs spread open, girls out, convo she had with him by the pool telling him he was gross.
Paige has a smug look on her face as Imrul gets situated, as if she’s thinking ‘the riffraff has arrived.’
Jesse seems excited about his ‘turn.’ I feel like he’s feigning that he’s worried and anxious, when really he’s excited to start bitching at and manipulating Lexi.
Right away we start with Imrul being pigeon holed as the ‘orgy beast.’
I think there was a very valid reason as to why he was ‘pigeon holed.’ He kind of agrees, and recalls that he lead with the ‘sex party’ story in his very first scene.
I don’t think we need Ciara, “you did, you did.” He just said he did. Shut up Nurse/Model.
I’m not sure I’m buying what he is selling in his claims the sex party story just HAPPENED to be right before filming, and it’s not something he usually does.
And the threesome thing just HAPPENED to be during filming, and that’s not something he does often either. Okay Imrul. Just own that you’re a complete pervo.
Then he tries to defend how it ‘seemed like’ he was bringing back girls every weekend but it was only four times over “the whole summer…”
Stop. If you take into account the ‘whole summer’ in Summer House time, is only July 4th through Labor Day weekend (two months), and that he missed a handful of weekends, it was a lot. And after Ciara bitched at him, he did knock it off, or he most likely would have continues. So four different times, four different random girls over the span of 1.5 months is a lot. Actually five girls, if you get my drift. Do the math.
He’s definitely trying to sugarcoat it, which is annoying. I really do think he thought he was looking like a stud, and that the audience and the cast wouldn’t be completely grossed out.
Sounds like his family is having a slight problem with it too.
He acknowledges he should have tried to connect with the cast somewhat. I honestly don’t think he took the whole thing that seriously. To be fair, it is Summer House, like how serious is it really?
He does look a little sad and regretful. Poor guy, I feel bad for him. Not.
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Lexi and Jesse saga time.
Here’s what he couldn’t wait for, to be the center of attention.
At this point are we just saying ‘sucked your toe’ because we can’t say the real word? It’s getting so ridiculous and intelligence-insulting.
Jesse totally targeted this girl and other than thinking she’s pretty, which of course she is, I don’t think he had any actual feelings for her whatsoever.
I don’t know what’s with Paige and Ciara and their incessant giggling over this, the second the subject is starting to be discussed. Is it really that funny? How come Paige and Ciara think it’s so deplorable for Imrul to be involved in this type of activity, but cute and hilarious that Jesse did it?
It would literally be the same as Lexi and Gabby giggling when she was crying about West and her family issues.
Jesse being in his early thirties, and the only time he’s been in love is in high school is kind of odd, and sad.
That might have a lot to do with why he acts the way he acts.
Do we really have to rehash in detail Jesse going into that room? Now he was ‘inebriated.’ Maybe he used that excuse before. I don’t remember. I’m trying hard to forget all of this.
He admitted it was a mistake. I doubt he really thinks that. Andy wants to know if they all fucking when he entered the room.
Why are we acting surprised and clutching our pearls that Andy asked that?
Not to pry, Andy says, but he does want every last detail. Not to pry.
How come every time Jesse opens his fucking mouth, stupid Paige and Ciara do this exaggerated loud overcompensating laughter? They’re just doing it to be cunty towards Lexi. Oh and Paige definitely has a thing for him.
Poor Lexi. This is totally pissing me off. People can scoff all they want that they hadn’t been together or known each other long, she was whiny, whatever, but remember he had asked her to be exclusive and was telling her that he loved her.
Amanda really disappointed me. She was supposedly her friend and just ditches her. And when Lexi told her how she hurt her feelings, she didn’t even say she was sorry. She sounded like Paige, actually. Not a compliment.
I don’t think they’re the first young couple in history to fall hard and fast, and move a little too fast. It’s not new.
The “Aaaaaand I’m hard” thing was now a ‘joke’ and his fucking flying monkey bitches all back him up.
The 37 minute stay is questioned. He claims they were talking. Could this be more ludicrous?
I honestly don’t even think there is anything funny about this, even as a viewer.
I don’t know what’s with all of this fucking giggling. It’s so embarrassing for them. Like how fucking simple and much on a non-girl’s girl can you be?
Good for you Andy, for noticing Lexi not laughing at all and appearing annoyed.
She calls it sketchy and not appreciating the lies, and says he most likely got a BJ.
Didn’t know we were allowed to say that, but I guess we are.
Imrul’s face is telling. I think we all pretty much already assumed that’s what took place. I feel like there are two people in that room that could settle this argument. Where are they??
I’ve been assuming the toe was a metaphor.
Are we in 7th grade here?
Paige finally stopped giggling but she’s sure grinning from ear to ear.
Can anyone explain to me why she finds this all so very entertaining and amusing? It’s honestly NOT that funny.
Please stop saying toe suck!! STOP! Imrul shut up. Of course you would lie for him.
Jesse admits he crossed the line with his aggressive flirting with Ciara. So is Ciara going to apologize too?
Well she doesn’t. She says it’s no big deal, and they’ve done worse (kissing the previous summer.) She won’t even look at Lexi.
Jesse and Ciara fer SURE hooked up, as Ciara makes ‘jokes’ about it. Then she tells Jesse to shut the fuck up as he threatens to spill it. There seems to be a lot of so-called joking when it comes to Jesse.
Paige shut up. No you didn’t tell her not to date Jesse.
She said something about if she’s not “all in” which made no sense, and commented about their drama.
Irregardless, that doesn’t make his behavior okay, and doesn’t make the laughing okay.
A girl telling another girl not to date a guy, what do you think that does? Makes her want to date him more. Also that could be told to her because there could be an ulterior motive, such as you yourself are interested.
Paige is so fucking smug. Was she always like this? Is this really what a little success from riding on Craig Conover’s coat tails for three years did?
Should we blame Craig for this?
And why won’t Paige even look over at Lexi when she’s talking to her? It’s like she’s not worthy of her gaze.
From the toe to the arm touch. Yes I think he was trying to be sarcastic, and no it didn’t land. Maybe he needs Paige’s advice on sarcasm. Since you know, she invented it and all.
Ciara’s all miffed that Lexi publicly shared that she invited them to her birthday party and they both chose to decline, and then spent the day together and posted pics, so yes they were rubbing it in Lexi’s face that they were now hooking up. Oh I mean, ‘friends.’
Ciara pretends that she didn’t even know it was her birthday, when Lexi sent her an invitation.
You’re right Ciara, it was purely coincidental that you happened to go out with Jesse on the date of her birthday celebration.
Can we please stop saying Ciara is so nice? She’s a hypocritical asshole.
