Lindsay calls their issues “little miniature flags but not red enough for her to be like, ohhhh I don’t wanna get married.”
That sounds like a typical comment from the problematic one in the relationship. They’re usually happy as fuck and see the issues as minor, but from Carl’s point of view, the flags are fucking fire engine red and quite enormous.
Who is digging Blue Collar Craig? Him deciding to cut out the heavy drinking of hard alcohol, and the drunken out of control behavior has done him wonders.
The guys are all coaching Carl on what a twat Lindsay is without really telling him that.
None of this should be a shock to Carl, but who am I to talk.
For anyone that is wondering, I don’t believe Ciara and West are still together. She’s onto the next really white guy. Or at least will be when filming starts in July.
And just when you think things can’t be weirder, well I guess this season is no more weird than past ones, but Carl asks Kyle to be a Flower Boy in his wedding. What the fuck is a Flower Boy?? Sounds like something guys would do that are not straight.
Kyle accepts, but is puzzled since they are really close friends, and he had Carl officiate his wedding.
Andrea and Luke will also be joining him in this very honorable wedding party responsibility.
Kyle is heavily buzzing as usual, and does question why he’s not a groomsman.
When questioned in his yap, Carl very readily spills the tea that Lindsay didn’t want him to be in the wedding party.
Kyle did have some things to say last season, and was vocal in his displeasure with the way Lindsay was behaving and treating Amanda. (he stuck up for his lady because he knows how to take care of his lady – someone else does not) But from what I recall, he wasn’t wrong.
Carl is a pussy. Sorry if that’s rude, but I’m not here to mince words. Someone else can do that.
Does not seem like Lindsay got shitfaced either night, and guess what? They didn’t get into an argument. I guess she couldn’t figure out that was the problem, and needed me to resolve it.
Too late now I guess.
Ciara still isn’t giving up the goodies, but she will however allow him to sleep with her. Literally just sleep. I feel like that’s just messing with the dude.
I feel bad for Jesse Solomon. With Ciara and West sort of not really hooking up, he is the only single guy in the house.
I cracked up at Lindsay’s ‘Yinz’ shirt and wondered why she was wearing that, then I remembered Carl is from Pittsburgh, where they say ‘yinz’ in the context of ‘you guys’ or ‘you all.’ I’m also from western PA, not Pittsburgh, but we also said ‘yinz.’
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I feel bad Amanda wastes this Realtor’s time looking at this house. Kyle does not want to move out of New York City. He does not want the white picket fence. He does not want to live in New Jersey, and he does not want to have a family. I’m assuming he’s humoring her looking at this house.
Which I can’t believe is 1.2 million in New Jersey for 1600 SF when it didn’t really look like anything special. Especially from the front. Kyle is right, it’s really white. Ciara should like it.
I thought it was weird how there wasn’t any landscaping or any type of patio around the pool. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen one surrounded by grass. Maybe it’s a Jersey thing?
What cracks me up about these two is that I just don’t think they could more opposite. It’s fine to not be exactly alike, however they seem to want completely different things and completely different lifestyles.
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Some of the gang meets for drinks in the city. You know I just didn’t miss Danielle nor Gabby last week. Petition to nix them for next season. So I guess Jesse Solomon isn’t the only single person in the house. See I literally did forget about them. He seems to have no interest in either one of them, and I don’t blame him.
I guess I should stop complaining about Ciara’s caption showing as Nurse/Model when she’s neither, because she did get a modeling contract with a NYC based agency.
Jesse Solomon who is very forthright, and does not hesitate to put his obsi’s and inquiries out there, questions Ciara as to why she hasn’t had sex with West yet. Jesse is giving kind of goofy vibes lately, and in not a good way.
I’m not sure if it’s difficult to watch, or just fun to watch the wedding planning scenes.
Carl gathers all of the groomsmen and ‘Flower Boys’ for their fittings.
Kyle and Andrea discuss the Flower Boy thing and start to realize this is a wedding ritual that usually belongs to little girls, so, I don’t know, maybe Carl is trying to tell them something.
Are they literally to be dropping petals down the aisle like Flower Girls? I guess it’s irrelevant now. Kyle expresses his disappointment to Andrea.
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Kyle picks up Andrea, and tells him that he’s in the doghouse for staying out until 4am with Carl and all of the groomsmen, and of course Amanda is pissed off because Amanda is not happy unless she’s pissed off.
We need Andrea back in the house as full-time cast. I had heard last year he didn’t come back because they didn’t want his girlfriend for whatever reason, so he declined. Not sure if that was even true or not.
Jesse kind of seems like a player to me. He declined the guys night out invite because he was on a date. I’m guess he’s doing the online thing. He doesn’t really say that, but the way he has this ‘roster’ he calls it, I’m assuming that. The chick he was with the previous night he decided to “give another chance.” Wow Jesse how big of you. He’s quite the catch in his own mind it seems. This is probably the one that wouldn’t have sex with him, and that’s what he means by ‘giving her another chance.’ I’m liking him less and less every week. He seems like kind of a douche.
The theme of the weekend is ‘Italian Night’ that Paige has planned and is having catered because you know she’s not going to lift a finger. I think she made scrambled eggs once in 2020 when she was bored, and had to learn to do so from a You Tube video.
I’m not digging her dress. She looks pregnant. I didn’t know we were doing these bubble dresses again.
Se gets wind of the Flower Boy thing, listening to the guys talk about it,which I kind of feel like she had to have already known through Amanda, but either way it appears as if she’s just hearing it for the first time.
In her yap she is brutal in her comments against Carl for having the fucking nerve to have Kyle as this stupid Flower Boy. I know why I keep capitalizing it. I think Carl is full of shit when he said in his yap that Lindsay didn’t specifically say she didn’t want him in the wedding party. I think she totally specifically ordered him to not ask Kyle to be a groomsman.
There seems to be a humidity issue with the door.
Okay, so I had to laugh when Kyle rolled out this non-alcoholic Loverboy, because I actually thought of that a couple weeks ago when I saw a video on Tik-Tok of Kyle doing a promotion meet and greet. For some reason I randomly got the idea of a non-alcoholic variety, and even made a comment.
I think Carl was in the video, is what made me think of it. Little did I know there already was one. I’m assuming he’s now back working for Loverboy full-time, which I think is good. I don’t get why Lindsay persuaded him into leaving last year. Then she proceeds to bitch that he doesn’t ‘have a 9-5.’ Well he did Lindsay, until you convinced him Kyle was not appreciative and he could do better.
I just have great ideas, obviously.
So Kyle shows Carl the new non-alcoholic product and wants Carl to be involved in promoting it, and Carl is afraid Lindsay won’t let him.
Does she want him to work or not?
Lindsay of course has it in for Kyle, for calling her out last summer on her mean girl bitchy fucking high school bullshit. But I still just don’t get her extreme hatred for him.
I like how Kyle offers a position to him as a ‘side hustle.’ Like he has no job, so how can you have a side hustle when you have no fucking job?
They ask Amanda at the table about the house they looked at. Amanda again refers to it as a ‘get away’ for her, and Kyle would remain in New York at their apartment.
I just cannot get over how weird that is, and if Kyle would agree to it, he’s going to be stuck maintaining two households as lazy Amanda lies by the pool all day. And her whatever ‘job’ she does for Loverboy, that won’t be happening anymore.
She gets really snarky with him when he tells everyone to shut up so she can talk. I mean how dare he.
Does she not realize how this sounds? She even says she would go there a week or a MONTH at a time.
This is so bizarre. What’s scary is how she says this as if it’s completely normal, and looks shocked when there are under the breath comments at how it appears she just doesn’t want to be around Kyle.
What is wrong with this girl?
I think Kyle wanted her to have the floor so everyone can see what he’s dealing with. A wife that wants to have her own house and sees nothing wrong with it.
I hate that I’m siding with the guy, but I feel bad for Kyle. Amanda is a fucking dipshit. No wonder he doesn’t want to have kids with her.
It’s going right over her head that everyone is gasping in horror, at the fact that she wants to get a second home to go there ‘for a month’ to get away from her husband.
Cannot make this shit up.
