Paige and Ciara continue their convo about Craig at Kyle’s DJing in sunglasses affair.
Paige, I guess, does genuinely look bothered by all of this. I would hate to think she doesn’t care a lot about him, after spending three years with him.
On camera, which really is all I can speak to, because you know they don’t hang out with me, she didn’t really seem to care his feelings, or take him seriously.
Who knows. Only she knows. Her treatment of him, from what I saw on the two shows, didn’t seem to align with treatment of someone you love respect and care about. Seemed like she was showing off that she could be a dick to him if she wanted.
And I know! The sarcasm thing. I get it. I love me some sarcasm too.
However, it seemed like it was a lot of unnecessary rudeness. I think she should have ended things last year. I could tell she was giving him a line of bullshit every time he asked for validation that marriage, or at least moving in together, is where they were headed.
Sometimes I think Ciara’s advice is coming from a place of wanting Paige to be single because she’s single. It’s possible I’m wrong but I think I’m right.
Lindsay going clubbing visibly pregnant, I just don’t have words.
I know it was her birthday. I heard she made a point to mention she was only there for twenty minutes, which I doubt, but it’s basically a baby, in a bar.
It also reminds me of the movie, ‘Knocked Up.’ Remember when the doorman wouldn’t let Kathryn Heigel and Leslie Mann into the club because Kathryn’s character was very pregnant? He sits her sister down, scolds her and tells her that’s bad parenting.
Paige and Ciara are in bed still complaining about Craig. Paige is under the covers with her face covered, and it seemed like they dubbed these lines in. It’s confusing me how she’s pretending to be so intimidated by him. That’s why I’m finding this so inauthentic.
“Craig’s going to kill me for that conversation.” Ciara supposedly answers “Oh God” and her lips aren’t even moving.
Jesse Solomon and Lexi return from the club. You can already see this is the early stages of a very toxic relationship unfolding.
They are no longer together of course. I believe just as of fairly recently. Lexi is calling it the worst relationship she’s ever been in. Pretty embarrassing Jesse Solomon.
And to add insult to injury, he and Ciara are making a bunch of taunting posts with pictures of them together.
Ciara’s being such an an asshole. Her behavior seems to resemble Lindsay’s from a few years back when she was chasing after Austen like a fool.
Anyway, as they get out of the car and into the house, Jesse is complaining about her flirting with West at the club, and started a whole big fight in the Uber.
Jesse seems really really dramatic.
Man-slut Imrul again brings some random back to house to bang. The convo that happens later really did need to happen. Honestly this dude is just not working out.
Paige moves to the empty bedroom because she’s still ‘anxious.’
Happens to be Imrul’s room on the other side, and it’s loud.
Kyle does his out all nighter thing again.
The lovebirds Kyle and West return at 5:30 am. A married man should not be out until 5:30 in the morning.
They’re so fucking stupid. They’re locked out and think the door is doing it’s usual humidity-sticking.
These two morons think they can bash it with their scrawny bodies.
The pregnant lady crawls out of bed and opens it for them.
Ciara hears it and just to back to sleep.
West drunkenly thanks Lindsay about 500 times. Can you even imagine regular non-pregnant Lindsay doing that without having a fucking tantrum about it?
She SHOULD be pregnant forever.
Kyle starts drunk eating donuts then passes out in the chair with his fly open.
Can’t make this shit up
Amanda wakes him up and gives him the silent treatment. Whatever the hell she is on, I think I need. She gives zero fucks about anything.
Jesse Solomon gives the breakdown on what transpired the night before that had him all whiny and acting like a hypocritical fool.
Sounds like West was also or even more so, the one initiating the flirtation with Lexi. Massaging her shoulders and putting his hands all over her?
But yet he’s pissed at Lexi, and not West. That reminds me of a situation of my own.
I’m kind of impressed with Amanda organizing, setting the table, and cooking an entire elaborate breakfast for the house BY HERSELF. And for Lindsay of all people.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen her cook anything ever. Wait, I think I saw her stirring Rice-Roni once.
Lazy Paige and Ciara can’t even offer to help her.
It gets kind of awkward with Imrul’s latest conquest in the light of day. He’s ready to kick her to the curb, and she can’t find her shoes.
Ciara talks to Carl outside with her a lot of under boobs happening.
I can’t even tell you how tired I am of looking at Bravo Bitches’ tits constantly.
I’m unclear as to why Ciara needs to give Carl a ride to Montauck. Does he not have a car? Did Lindsay get in the break-up?
I’m also unclear why she would be sitting like this talking to three dudes. (Kyle Jesse and Carl.) Real classy, Ciara.
She complains abour Imrul, which is valid. He joins. She bitches at him for bringing all of these tramps into the house every weekend that he doesn’t even know.
“Do you bring girls home like this in your own home?” It’s getting obnoxious.”
Think he was taken a little off guard. He claims he thought about it and he’ll try to be more mindful.
‘Thought’ about it? When? Like now, when you got asked?
He wants to know if the three guys she’s sitting with her whilst her tits are basically in full view, and her legs are open (while she’s on a moral soapbox) also feel this way.
Jesse gently agrees that it’s a little excessive.
Like what point are we trying to prove here?
We really don’t even see him interacting with, or getting to know anyone in the house. We just see him throwing towels on the bedroom cam every night.
I’m a little tired of hearing about his man-whoreness having to do with being ‘undocumented’ and raised in a very conservative Muslim environment.
Just say you’re a fucking player, love to have one night stands, and you use women for sex. Enough with lame excuses.
He doesn’t want this to be looked at as everything that he is, he says.
Too late for that, bro. Too late. We’re halfway through August.
Paige crawls back into bed. Ciara joins her. They start bitching about Craig again.
Have I mentioned how rude it is that they can’t even offer to help Amanda?
Here’s a little food for thought.
Do you think maybe Paige is so anxious because she feels guilty that she strung him along so long. And now she knows she can’t keep doing it and had HAD to end it?
I find it hard to believe she’s simply this worried about his feelings.
This scene seems weird, and kind of not authentic.
She’s covering her face with her hands as she sobs about breaking up with him, and you can even see her peeking through her hand to make sure this is all being caught.
Ciara gives her a weird embrace.
I disagree that her success has nothing to do with Craig as Ciara tries to point out.
I think it totally is because she has been with him for three years. Craig is overall liked by viewers, was more popular than her, and they were getting photographed and posting pics constantly.
Surely I can’t be the only one thinking this.
Moving on, well sort of. I don’t mean to keep harping on this but, I can’t believe Amanda made all of that french toast by herself.
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Lexi’s mom is seriously giving Jesse Solomon accolades and talking about how perf he is for Lexi? Mom should be picking up on some Mom-vibes that he’s bad news. This whole dynamic seems a little strange. Why don’t they all just move to New York?
When Lexi expresses some of her concerns, her mom hopes she can figure it ‘oat.’
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Jesse is participating in a cancer society ‘Hope Lodge’ lunch event for the group to volunteer at.
It’s kind of gross that Paige and Amanda opted out. It’s a bad look. Ciara who is also lazy AF, is attending, but pretty sure because she wants Jesse to hang all over her again.
So this is what I have to say about Jesse scolding Ciara for playfully touching his arm when they had a laugh:
It kind of seemed to me like he was joking around with her and being sarcastic. But it accidentally came out sounding serious and kind of dry.
And then he didn’t know what to do to correct it, so he just went with it and acted like he was being serious.
He’s making Lexi look like an ass for being annoyed when I think her annoyance is justified.
He tells her ‘he was the one getting yelled at.’
Ciara looks confused. After all of his aggressive flirtation the weekend Lexi wasn’t there, and then he chastises her for touching his arm? This guy is such a flake. And a dork.
You can tell he feels stupid. He tells her to make a bowl and ‘stay a while.’
With that he delivers his speech to the crowd, talking about his cancer journey, and thanks everyone for coming.
Talk about a change in gears from one second to the next.
It’s great he survived cancer and all that, but he still can be an asshole. And he is.
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Paige, Amanda and Ciara meet for lunch in the city. They start discussing Imrul and how Ciara and Paige gave him hell. They were both pretty easy on him.
Paige shares that Craig was in town on the previous Sunday and expressed his annoyance at the constant flying back and forth, and this podcast tour taking her away for three months.
In Craig’s defense, we have to keep in mind by this point she had been stringing him along and dangling the carrot for three years, and was reassuring him she would be ready marriage and all of that, at some point in the near future.
At the same time, yes he could be more excited for her and more supportive, and not such a big whiny baby.
She says he told her he was sorry but he just misses her and not being able to do things with her on a regular basis.
Paige and Amanda make excuses for not going to Jesse’s cancer event to volunteer. Oh okay, you were ‘working’ Amanda? Because we all know how much you like to work.
Kyle put it on blast last year that she didn’t do shit for Loverboy, and complained constantly.
Ciara bitches about Jesse being a weirdo at the cancer event when they were joking around.
And yes he had some nerve with that ridiculousness after he was hanging all over her.
She sees him, she says. Oh okay, Ciara.
I’m sure she’ll be all giddy as soon as he starts feeling her up again.
