Kyle approaches Craig and Paige who are still talking in the boat from last week.
Paige of course is more than happy to get away from Craig.
Craig is funny. He tells Kyle he’s getting a refill and wanders around the house eating chips and pretending to do things. Kinda funny.
Kyle’s dumb enough to sit there and wait on him, Craig did say the convo needed to be on his terms.
Kind of immature but we’re used it with these guys.
Carl’s love interest wants to go to ‘magic school.’ That’s all we need to know. Oh well, he’s getting his feet wet again. Hopefully that’s all he’s getting wet.
So he met her through talking to her parents? That’s so weird. It kind of makes sense though because she does act twelve. Hopefully she’s not.
Jesse flirts with Ciara again pretending that he’s putting in a good word in for West.
Is he really that into Ciara or does he just want what he can’t or shouldn’t have?
Remember his comments to Paige last season, who he knew was in a relationship.
He’s literally an imbecile.
Craig returns to listen to Kyle cry.
We love a Bravo altercation in costume do we not? It makes them looks so extra silly.
They bicker about what already has been said over and over at this point.
His endorsement shouldn’t affect Loverboy. Craig lied and/or didn’t give him enough warning. Blah Blah Blah.
Oh yeah and then there was Kyle calling him a liar on WWHL.
Sorry not sorry, but Kyle is looking petty and stupid.
He ends up apologizing and admitting he was wrong. After Craig demands that he do so.
Did you catch when Craig tells Kyle he thought all of his seltzers were tea?
I didn’t think any of them were tea?
Why is Amanda talking up Jesse like that? Does she actually think he really give A fuck about Lexi? I wish Amanda would color her hair at some point.
Jesse starts telling Amanda and Craig that he wished he would have pursued Ciara last summer.
Amanda wants them to hook up so badly? Thought she was Ciara’s friend. Is she projecting? That was a weird thing to say.
I could actually see Ciara and Craig together. Ciara has zero motivation nor aspirations whatsoever. She wold be MORE THAN HAPPY live off of him and laze around Craig’s back yard 24/7, and do absolutely nothing. EVER.
I think she’s from the south right? Don’t think she’s super attached to New York City like Paige is. Perfect match. I picked up on that last season when they were chatting, and Ciara seemed to be open to what he wanted from Paige.
Lindsay scene where she talks to her aunt. They laugh in a sinister way over her and Carl’s break-up. Okay Lindsay, it’s never you. We’re all doing a sinister laugh that Turner is already history.
Also pretty sure Carl’s family is also extremely relieved he’s not with her.
West is dying to know how Jesse’s talk went with Ciara. Not sure why anyone would send THIS DUDE to talk to a girl for them.
He neglects to mention how aggressively he flirted with her, and told her he wished he would have gone for her before West did.
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Paige and Ciara leave the party and get into bed where Paige proceeds to bitch about Craig.
It doesn’t take a damned genius to figure out she was setting up for this break-up in the fall.
Why is she whispering when she knows she’s mic’d? And what kind of relationship advice can Ciara give who’s never even been in one.
She whines about Craig’s whining that she’s going on this stupid podcast tour.
Ciara says “I’m not going to tell you again, okay?” So clearly she’s encouraging Paige to dump him.
Maybe she does want him for herself so she can do absolutely nothing all day.
The fact that he told her later he doesn’t want to admit on camera she’s busier and her shit is ‘way bigger’ doesn’t really look good for Craig.
Why is this girl of Carl’s having her parents pick her up?
I’m KIND of missing Kyle and Amanda at each other’s throats constantly. Maybe it’s the meds for real. I think her laziness is what was causing a lot of their issues last year.
Real question, between Paige, Ciara and Amanda who do you think is the laziest?
I’m going with Ciara.
West is way too invested in Ciara’s ignoring him and/or bitching about him.
It’s getting weird.
Meanwhile Ciara and Jesse are having sex on the couch.
Paige tells Craig to lean back and ‘go on his phone’ and basically leave her alone. It was kind of mean, but kind of funny. Just par for the course in the way she constantly talks to him. Which he allows.
Jesse feeds Lexi a bunch of propaganda on the phone about how much he misses her.
Can we all agree that Imrul needs to go?? What is his contribution here besides being a man-whore?
He brings TWO girls to his room that he picked up at the club. I mean, gross.
The dude is a walking disease.
The only time we even see him is when he’s covering the fucking camera in his room (which is fine.)
He reminds me of that guy on ‘Home Improvement’ 800 years ago, that you only saw half of his face over the fence.
Jesse’s such a perv. So he walked right in the room where there’s a threesome going on. Who does that unless they’re planning on participating?
He puts his nasty crusty feet in the girl’s face and orders her to suck his toe?? And she does?? Where did he get these fucking skanks? Thought the Hamptons was bougie?
Does Paige ever get off of her phone?? Craig bats it out of her hand in the middle of a dream. Probably having a nightmare how she never gets off of her phone.
Let me wrap up with this one last comment:
Paige’s and Ciara’s room is disgusting. With Paige not using it for the weekend, it’s an absolute mess. I rest my case as to who is the laziest.
